The 50 most funny jokes of "Arrested Development"
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Development stopped is undoubtedly one of the most loved sitcoms of all time, and it's not difficult to see why. In addition to the brilliant melting of the show, his writing of whip-smart has made a program that the fading fans can come back on time and on time, discovering jokes they have missed with previous watches along the way.
Whether you are in stitches on the hilarious points of Lucille or you can not get enough chronic cases of feet in the mouth, there is a seemingly endless supply of this experienced spectacle. Here we have rounded the 50 best jokes ofDevelopment stoppedFive seasons. And for moreDevelopment stopped Hiéarity, check these30 reminders of development stopped, you definitely missed.
1 "Her?"
-Multiple characters
Throughout the show, one of the best current gags is that George Michael (Michael CeraGirlfriend, ann (Mae Whitman), is so forgetting that no one can remember his name. This sentence is also used to express a surprise on George Michael's ongoing interest in Ann, despite what everyone considers a dull personality.
2 "I made a big mistake."
-Gob Bluth
Whenever GOB (VA ARNETT) Has anything regretted, like engaging in his girlfriend or voluntarily engage in prison, he pronounces this line. During the show, it is not the only one to say it, however: his father, George Sr. (Jeffrey drum), pronounce the same sentence when he realizes that he does not really want to be with his secretary, Kitty (Judy Greer), with whom he had a connection. And for more superb doubens, check the30 most funny jokes of parks and recreation.
3 "It's like Ann as the nose on the face of the plain."
-Michael Bluth
When Michael (Jason Bateman) Tell his son that it is clear that he really cares about his girlfriend, Ann, accidentally reinforces how boring he believes in being in the process with this scrambled phrase.
4 "There is always money in the banana stand."
-George Sr.
At the beginning of the first season of the show, George Sr. repeatedly tells Michael "There is always money in the banana stand" when family reserves start looking skinny. However, what Michael does not realize, it is that George is signing that he really aligned the banana holder with $ 250,000 in cash - a Michael error regrets when he burns the place. And for more humor stronger laughter, checkThe 30 most funny Sitcom jokes of all time.
5 "There is still a lot of meat on this bone. You take this house, throw it in a pot, add a broth, a baby-baby, you have a stew!"
-Carl
Carl Weathers' The economy is one of the most funny recurring plot points of the whole series, as evidenced by this line, in which it discourages the Tobias (David Cross) to throw a bone after dinner.
6 "It's so aqueous and yet there is a smack of ham!"
-Buster Bluth
Lindsay (Portia de Rossi) The lack of domestic skills is lying through the series, but its shortcomings are particularly clear when it tries to prepare a meal for Buster (Tony Hale) By putting a canned ham in a pan of water.
7 "There are dozens of us!"
-Tobias Funke
Nightnude's affliction of Tobias can be rare, but he insists that he is not the only one. When he perceives people to shout at George Michael to wear cuts in a holiday contest, he adonnifies them, shouting, "There are dozens of us!" Think it's hilarious? You will love these75 jokes that are so bad are actually funny.
8 "I hear the jury again on science."
-Gob Bluth
When Michael says to Gob, this DNA proved that Steve Holt (Justin Grant Wade) Is it his son, Gob answers with this difficult return to argue.
9 "All they do is so dramatic and flamboyant, it just makes me want to put me on fire."
-Lucille Bluth
After seeing a boat filled with dressed men, Lucille (Jessica Walter) Responds with this pure feeling.
10 "Someone in this family has already seen a chicken?"
-Michael
Bluth family chicken dances are a recurring theme throughout the series, each family member creating his own extremely incorrectly incorrect impression of the bird. Michael, not taking too gently to be called a chicken by his parents and his brothers and sisters, answers with this destination.
11 "Unlimited Juice? This holiday is going to be on the hook!"
-Buster Bluth
When Gob invites Buster to his Bachelor's feast, it's not the excited of Stripper Buster of: It's the notion that he can drink as many juice as he wants. This line also prefers another hilarious plot point: the future Buster hook for one hand.
12 "She is not real. She was made in a cup, like soup. $ 130,000 of soup cup."
-Lucille Bluth
When George Michael tries to get information about MAEBY (Alia Shawkat) The formation of his grandmother, Lucille, the Matriarch of the Bluth family answers with this destination of the granddaughter of the origins of the test tube of his granddaughter.
13 "I'm a failure. I can not even simulate the death of a stripper."
-Gob Bluth
When Gob's Bachelor's festival - makes it a cunning to make family lawyers, the country - does not go as planned, it goes up with this incredibly a niche self-criticization.
14 "They do not appreciate it. They are his glasses. They make him look like a lizard. In addition, he is self-conscious."
-Lucille Bluth
Lucille froze himself throughout the series of being a good mother, but also offers many widespread on his children, like this cruel comment about Buster.
15 "I'm not sure how" solid like a rock "helps people forget that we have built houses in Iraq."
-Michael Bluth
When Gob proposes a missed business model with the help of the song "solid like a rock" to announce Bluth Homes, Michael makes this argument well reasoned against his decision.
16 "Nevertheless cancel?"
-Lucille Bluth
When Lindsay tells her mother that she has the afternoon free, Lucille provides this scoring response.
17 "I know you're the great marriage expert. Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot: your wife is dead."
-Tobias Funke
When Michael warns Tobias and Lindsay against an open wedding, Tobias finds himself with this hilariously inappropriate response.
18 "Annyong!"
-NANANONG BLUTH
When Lucille adopts a Korean son at Spite Buster, she assumes that he simply repeats his own name to everyone he meets, not realizing that he said "Hello" in his mother tongue.
19 "If it's a veiled critic about it, I will not hear it and I will not answer."
-Lucille Bluth
When Lucille feels threatened - by his children or a menu in an unknown restaurant - she emits the same warning: "I will not answer."
20 "I do not know what I was expecting."
-Michael Bluth
When Michael discovers Gob's dead column in the freezer, he opened the bag, only to pronounce this sentence when he realized that he could have expected the result.
21 "No touch!"
-The forecast guards
The sentence shouted repeatedly among Bluth family members throughout the season by prison guards end up being a popular Michael chorus, too.
22 "I cheated you, mom." Deceived "sounds like we have a playful relationship."
-Michael Bluth
After Michael turns his mother throwing a Valentine's Day party who actually covers being a birthday party, he does not mine words when revelation of the truth.
23 "She sometimes takes a small pack of mayonnaise and she manages him in his mouth of the mouth, then she will take an egg and a kind of [DIY]. She calls Mayonegg."
-George Michael Bluth
George Michael gives his family members another reason to be less than prostitute of Ann with this disgusting description of his eating habits.
24 "If I wanted something that your thumb touches, I would eat inside your ear!"
-Lucille Bluth
Horrified by being downgraded to a pool membership at their local country club, Lucille ensures a server with this sharp turn of sentence.
25 "Oh mom, after all these years, God will not take a call from you."
-Michael Bluth
When Lucille reveals to Michael that she prays that Buster did not have to go to the war, Michael answers with this remark.
26 "She is not" than Mexican ", Mom. She is my Mexican. And she is Colombian or something like that."
-Gob Bluth
After Lucille asks if "this Mexican girlfriend" expelled it when Gob appears flooded, Gob answers with this answer less than romantic.
27 "Have you enjoyed your meal, mom? You drank fast enough!"
-Lindsay Funke
Lindsay and Lucille's Back-Forth Downs on which alcohol and catering habits are not better better than those of the old during a lunch.
28 "The only thing I will never do is not tell him that I take it in a cabin in the woods and I did not take him!"
-Gob Bluth
When Gob discovers that the Bluth family had a cabin in the woods that Michael was systematically invited to George Sr., Gob takes a position in principle on the issue.
29 "I mean, it's a banana, Michael. What could he cost? 10 dollars?"
-Lucille Bluth
Providing how out of contact it is, Lucille answers Michael Nie Gob a frozen banana with this bizarre hypothesis on how much they cost.
30 "I do not think we sleep together plays. You are an adult man. You should live with your mother."
-Michael Bluth
When you share a bed with his younger brother does not work, Michael suggests another alternative arrangement and approved by Buster.
31 "He thinks you're completely irresponsible. A mother stay in bed. Probably because you do not work and you're lazy."
-Lucille Bluth
When you try to leave Michael and Lindsay, Lucille offers this creative hilarious series of point of bet.
32 "Why do you press me with your body?"
-Michael Bluth
Michael, unknown to be hugged by his mother, asks him what she does when she tries to comfort him.
33 "A sea of servers and no one will take a drink."
-Lucille Bluth
At a party for desi rewards, Lucille shows its non-subtly racist trends confusing every Latin man from the crowd for a server.
34 "My illusion, Michael!"
-Gob Bluth
Not contentiously that his magic emissions are called "tricks", stresses several times so that they are "his illusions", a great comic effect.
35 "Tell goodbye to these!"
-Kitty Sanchez
Michael's assistant, Kitty, has two call cards throughout the series: his brute incompetence and his inability to leave a room without flashing someone and pronouncing this line.
36 "She thinks I'm too critical - it's another mistake of his."
-Lucille Bluth
When to discuss Lindsay in Maeby (Alia Shawkat), Lucille delivers this hilariously coated burn.
37 "It's vodka. It's going bad once it's open."
-Lindsay Funke
In an attempt to excuse to drink an entire bottle of Vodka in Michael, Lindsay Love this "made" fun.
38 "Here's money. Go see a stars war."
-Lucille Bluth
In an attempt to be maternal, Lucille suggests that his newly adopted son, Annyong, having fun with a single star war.
39 "Michael, you can save this family. Please do the right thing. String This blind girl so that Dad does not have to pay his debt to society."
-Gob Bluth
Rather than having their father clearly guilty spending more time in prison, Gob offers a hilarious plan that includes Michael attractive instead a blind lawyer.
40 "I drank since you were born. So, if alcohol is the reason I'm here, I had news for you Bub: that's the only reason you're here too."
-Lucille Bluth
Always a maternal heat tag, Lucille (during a detox religious) reveals to Michael that alcohol is not all bad, it is the entire reason that it has been designed.
41 "Maybe it was the 11 months he spent in the belly. The doctor said there were brands of claws on the walls of his uterus, but he was our miracle baby."
-George Bluth, Sr.
George Sr. (Jeffrey Tamor) admits to Michael that the proximity to Buster to his mother started well before he is even too earth.
42 "And that's why you always leave a note!"
-J. Walter Weatherman
One of the most hilarious recurring jokes of the whole series is the use of J. Walter Weatherman (Steve Ryan), A amputee, George uses to teach children's lessons by convincing them that Weatherman's arm is blown because of their negligence, which includes eating ice cream in the car and not to leave notes.
43 "That's why she flirts with Gob: she tries to prove that she is closer to my children than me. But the joke is on her because she does not know how much I worry about Gob."
-Lucille Bluth
Angry that his rival, Lucille Austero (Liza Minnelli), Flirtated with Gob, Lucille Bluth admits that she can not be jealked because she does not care about him from starting.
44 "As you know or not, Lindsay and I struck a rough patch ... I do not want to blame everything on September 11, but it certainly did not help."
-Tobias Funke
Although it is clear that Tobias and the conjugated problems of Lindsay are deep enough, unconscious Tobias are trying to penetrate them on September 11 in a hilarious conversation with Michael after announcing the couple's plan to have an open relationship.
45 "Do not call it that."
-Michael Bluth
Throughout the series - which was on the air at the same time as this oneO.c.-Michael repeatedly stops people using the phrase "the o.c." in his presence.
46 "Great, so now, we do not have a car or jet? Why not get out an ad in" I am poor "magazine?"
-Lindsay Funke
Horrified in the reduced budget of his family, Lindsay makes this answer hilariously out of touch to Michael.
47 "Why should you go to jail for a crime that someone else noticed?"
-BOB LOBLAW
The second lawyer of the Bluth family, Bob Loblaw (Scott Baio) Clearly gives in his ads that he does not care about the innocence of his client.
48 "Gene! You had me!"
-Lucille Bluth
Whenever Lucille Private Investigator, Gene Parmesan (Martine) Is revealed with any disguise that it is in, Lucille responds with disproportionate hilarious admiration.
49 "The army had half a day."
-Buster Bluth
Not a liar born as the rest of his family, Buster tells her mother that her reason to come back early from basic training is the half-day calendar of the army.
50 In the next development arrested
-Narrator Ron Howard
One of the best jokes during the series is at the end of each episode, when teasing clips from the next episode that never really manifest themselves. And for more reasons to laugh, check The 30 most fun cinema lines of all time .
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