10 women share their hilarious stories worse first date

"He said he was going to the bathroom. He never returned."


We all had bad dates, but most of the time, they simply consist of an inexpensive, coarse or extremely dull man. But from time to time you have a date that is so surprisingly terrible that they make you interview all the choices of life that led you this moment.

The good news is that, once finished, these dates can do so that funny stories disturbing can share with people in brunch. Last week, Twitter User@_Itsmissbus Asked women to share their worst first date and boy stories delivered.

Ladies: Read them and know that you are not alone. Gentlemen: Never be these guys.

And for more romantic disadvantages that make genial stories,Find out why the hilarious rejection stories of this type are viral.

1
The rent is not cheap

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"A guy spent all dinner telling me about his ex-girlfriends and how every break he had to get out of their place and go home. Then he asked how big my apartment was, "Danielle Sepulveres wrote.

2
A story of too much drink

"Took me to a dinner where he did not make reservations, so we could not have a table. Go to another place where he proceeds to drink too much. On the way back, I wonder to go out Two stops before my actual station to watch it [Use the bathroom] on the tracks of "Natt กากาุณwrote. And if you are an active home playing on the ground, make sure you do not walk away by reading these17 body language errors that kill the first impressions.

3
(Do not) take me to the church

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"He picked me up on a Sunday morning. I thought we're going to have a breakfast dating back to a hotel. We found in the conference room of the hotel where his church gathers. I had to sit down Through a 2-hour church service, "the Dolce Far niennewrote.

4
A flexible proposal

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"On the cafe, he told me he was married but his wife was" flexible ". There was no second date," Elizabethwrote. For more on why some men do that, check whyIt's the age when men are most likely to cheat.

5
Fire in the chemistry laboratory

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"He spoke of himself without stop and only asked me two questions: 1) was Michael Jackson guilty and 2) what was the point of the Dewey decimal system? Then he had an emergency text on a fire in The chemistry laboratory he supervises and invited me to come. difficult pass, "Danielle Dregerwrote.

6
The worst thing you can say when you meet online

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"I showed myself to meet a guy that I only talked online and the first thing from his mouth was" you look prettier in your photos. "Cincience, it was also my shortest date," Hollywrote. To avoid situations like this, read expert advice inI hired an online dating coach and that's what I learned.

7
Arrogance is happiness

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"I have been put in place with a name on a spreadsheet. He would never call - just use free chat applications. I said we meet and ask if the time from 18h30 would suffice . The word is enough triggered to call me "arrogant". I said we should not meet us and do not contact me again. He kept the messaging "Dhruti Shahwrote.

8
Go beyond your shot

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"He was a professional athlete who continued to make sure I knew how impressive he was, then told me in the car on the way to the restaurant:" There is a chance of 90%, I'm going to sleep with you tonight. "I suppose he underestimated my 10% say the question"Kristin Butzwrote. It will definitely go on our list ofThe 17 worst things a man can tell a woman.

9
Launch error

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"First date: He took me at home and did dinner with his mother and mother"Kara McDowell wrote.

10
Vanisher

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"Waved me to the bar, made me fall on a place, said he was going to the bathroom], never came back," Quim Jong-Nationswrote. And for the other end of the romance spectrum, check20 adorable "How we met" stories that will warm your heart.

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