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Nobody expects a joke of the April Festival of April and think: "I hope that it's going horribly badly." Each joke begins with the best of intentions, the hopes that will lead to a hilarious confusion and, in the end, wild and appreciative laugh. It's April's fools and not April that will haunt you for the rest of your life. But sometimes, things do not go according to the plan. And sometimes it goes even more worse than that, ending with police sirens, tears and possibly a crime conviction.
By warning you that all your ambitious April warnings, here are some examples of how these national humor holidays can turn LAIDLY. Consider your Canary in a coal mine, a warning really thinking things before trying to get a cunning elaborated this year. As this old adage goes, "it's only funny until someone composes 911." And for much better - and more harmless to make your friends laugh, your family and your colleagues, try it50 Knock Knock jokes guaranteeing to crack.
1 The freedom bell ... brought to you by Taco Bell
Taco Bell abased the nation in 1996, when they published first page advertisements in several major newspapers, announcing that they had bought freedom Bell in Philadelphia and renaming herTaco Liberty Bell. The Fast Food Franchise had obviously nothing of this type - if you are not already aware, the most historical symbols of America are not for sale - but at that time there was A serious indignation on how it could have happened.
Even politicians like Senators Bill Bradley and James Exon called the National Park Service to find out why this invaluable revolutionary war had been sold to a place that sells Gorditas. If only Taco Bell leaders were remembered to scream, "April of fools!" And if you are Jonesin 'for a Taco bell, let us go to a much better alternative:This healthy and easy salad in Taco.
2 The end is near
When the famous Museum of Franklin Institute of Philadelphia is a cataclysmic prediction, it is logical to deal with it seriously. What is exactly what local media did when William Castellini, a museum spokesman, deliveredThis frightening press release In 1940: "Your worst fears that the world ends are confirmed by the astronomers of Franklin Institute, Philadelphia. Scientists predict that the world will end at 3 pm. Normal time tomorrow. It's not A friction joke from April. "
You must give it to scientists, they even thought to include a liability of an idiot of April. Well, spoiler alert, none of this was true, it was only a promotion of a next planetarium show on cosmic apocalypes, but it caused a light panic in Philadelphia and Castellini was dismissed for the incident. And for more of these scientists Wacky, check the30 the craziest predictions on future experts say will happen.
3 Do not drink water
This has certainly seemed worrying when Kansas City Djs Johnny Dare and Murphy Wells warned public in 2002 that their drinking water had been tested for high levels of "dihydrogen monoxide". Well, turns out that dihydrogen monoxide is the chemical term of H2O, so technically what they said was not a lie.
More than 150 of their listeners called the Department of Water to complain, causing a water official to describe the stuffing like "Terrorist act."As Scooby Doo could say," Ruh-Roh "and for a more dishonest pleasure, here is the40 kids of lies say that parents always fall.
4 The volcano will blow!
The last time the large blue hill in Milton, Massachusetts, could be described as a real volcano about 600 million years ago. Today, as the name implies, it's just a hill. But when Wnac-TV, a local Boston station, broadcast a report on April 1, 1980, warning thatThe hill had become volcanic, many people have panicked.
To be fair, the information station included frightening images of the hot lava, and there is no way that the viewers could have known that it was just stock images. Unless they stop thinking, "Wait for a minute, a hill is not able to vomit the lava, is not it?" The news segment also included a card at the end that read "April Fool", which could have been an index that everything was wrong. Anyway, the story caused a panic, the police received many calls and the producer responsible for the story was canned.
5 Vote to release your favorite criminal
The Manchester Police Department in U.K. Just have a laugh in 2015 when theytweeted this offer not so funny: "Do you know someone in prison? You can make them release early voting for them here. Prisoners with most votes also win holidays." This did not go that some of the parents whose children had been murdered by prisoners incarcerated in Manchester. A father in mourning even called it "A face slap. "
6 Google's microphone drop
Google thought they added a fun feature of an idiot of April to Gmail in 2016, a "Mic Drop" button that allows users toInsert an animated GIF a minion (of the filmDespicable Me) Place a microphone until the end of any e-mail. In addition, after using the Mic Drop function, it would immediately disable the mail chain, because Duh, you dropped the microphone and there is nothing more to say.
Unfortunately, the DROP MIC button was right next to the send button and everyone could not tell the difference. Some people have sent drops of micro to future employers or family members informing them of the personal tragedy. It was an epic disaster and, like Google admitted to a statement "" Well, it looks like we flee this year. "And for more information on the dishonest things we do, do not miss these40 Lies Everyone tells daily.
7 OL 'suicide gag'
Nothing says "Gotcha" like a false suicide. Randy Wood of New York State thought he would have fun with his ex-wife in 2004, when he organized a balance before developing garden paintings where it seems that he was suspended at a knot flowing when, in reality, he wasAttached safely to a harness.
No evil, no fault, right?
Well, quite shocking, it turns out that his ex-wife did not immediately think "Oh, wait, was not it April first? Maybe I'm fooled." She did what a reasonable person would do, she called 911, who sent ambulances and fire trucks and police cars. Randy's stuffing was discovered and he finished at night in a prison cell. And for faster facts, here is the30 The strongest corporate policies Employees must follow.
8 The lighter side of drunken driving
Do you know what is hilarious from drunken driving? Absolutely nothing. But that did not prevent the Seattle Seahawks' Bruce Irvin from trying anyway, tweeting in 2015 that he had beenburst for a dui.
"I will do everything for your trust to be trust and become a better person after that," he wrote, only for Tweet again later with "Haha April of fools !!!"
People were naturally upset, then Irvin was angry that they missed his joke (not obviously). "Relax," he grumbled, before finally "forbidding twitter the rest of the day." AsCBS Sports noted"The jokes are great. Do not be too serious about life is as great. But do not have awareness of the situation is a bad thing." Oh, and talk about Seahawks? They definitely have one of the30 uniforms the most ugly all designed.
9 Fake pregnancy
Twenty-five years Brandon Griffin was on a ski vacation with his parents in 2012, when he decided to break the news: his girlfriend was pregnant, and they had decided to keep the baby. He broke into tears that his mother comforted him, ensuring Brandon that they would always be there for him.
But then he revealed the truth, it was just a gag of the imbecile of April, and his parents answered as if all the loving and compassionate caregivers would be, screaming "the beating" and then slapping it.The video went viral, with two million views on YouTube and cash.
10 The extraterrestrials arrive!
Al-Jaffr, a small town in Jordan, is not used to many foreign visitors, even less interplanetary. When theAlmine newspaper reported in 2010 thatAn extraterrestrial spacecraft had landed Near them, they took it like a new legitimate.
"The students did not go to school, their parents were scared and I almost evacuated the 13,000 inhabitants of the city," the mayor explained. "People were afraid that foreigners attack them." A publisher of the document insisted that their intention was "to entertain, not fear." Mission not accomplished!
11 Sisters help sisters bury their husbands
It is easy to tell the back of the decline only when the Resident of Tennessee Susan Tammy Hudson called his sister in 2013 and said: "I pulled my husband, I clean the disorder, let's bury it in Blackwater, "it was probably a joke of the imbecile of April. And not only because it made the call on April 1st. It just sounds like a suspicious demand. But Hudson's sister was not sure - apparently she would hear rumors of matrimonial problems - and when she called the rest of the family to tell them what Hudson had confessed, someone decided that They could not leave a relative get away from murder.
A squouader car came to Hudson's house and after her husband proved to be entirely murdered, no charges were in a hurry, although Hudson needed spending time at the back of A police car, to think about his next April the joke of fools would not involve burning dead husbands.
12 The waitress was promised a car, so she gets a car
Jodee Berry, a 27-year-old Hooters server in Florida, had all reason to believe that she had won a car in 2001. Restaurant owners organized a contest for their staff, offering a new Toyota automobile on the server that sold the most beer. But when the moment of the truth came for bairy, and she had been bandaged and taken to a parking lot to receive his award, she was actually given ...a yoda doll. (Get it? Toyota. Toy Yoda. It's funny because they seem a little similar.)
The entire contest was supposed to be a joke of the April fools, but Berry was not amused. (Hey, you try to drive a Yoda doll to work.) She hired a lawyer and successfully pursued the Damages Restaurant. All she wanted, her lawyer explained, was enough money so that she could "choose the type of Toyota she wants". And that's exactly what she had.
13 The mayor is dead!
Greg "opie" Hughes and Anthony Cumia, two jocks of the Boston-Radio radio-what is with DJs and April the jokes of the foolish festival went wrong? - 1998 for many auditors when they announced that Boston Mayor Thomas Meninohad died in a head collision with another car.
The story spread rapidly and has not ended as long as the mayor, who was on a plane during the broadcast, heard about that after landing. "I went out of the plane," said Menino told a local newspaper "and my driver said," You're dead. "" Opie and Anthony have been dismissed, but the couple soon found work in New York and went long quarries on the radio. Menino died for real year in 2014, for causes unrelated to April fools or DJs of Radio Snickering.
14 Titanic Disastre: Part II
When a DJ in the Baltinian city of Brighton announced that a replica of the convicted titanic vessel would sail along the Sussex and visible coast of Beachy Head cliffs, thousands of its listeners flocked in the region, others. 40 to miles,Attend a piece of history.
Unfortunately, the ship did not come - it was a great farmhouse of the April Fool by the DJ-and all these additional bodies caused five feet cracks to form on the cliff, leading to a real panic Among the already disappointed and now terrified crowd. Nobody died, but a spokesman for the Coast Guard claimed that the gag "put the public at risk". The DJ apologized later, saying it was "just a little fun".
15 The pseudo-assassination
You know it's a funny April fish joke if heSparks an international incident . Oh, wait, no, we want to say the opposite.
In 1986, an Israeli Intelligence Bureau poured a rumor on the State of Israel that the Muslim leader of Lebanese Shia Nabih Berri was seriously injured in an assassination attempt. Do not you know it, the report spread to the Lebanese radio stations, and it made the relationships already stretched between the two nations even worse. Excuses were made and the doofus spreading the rumor (which has never been identified) was threatened with a martial courtyard.
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