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Ah, cows. There is nothing quite like them. These black and white and herbaceous beasts that go "Moo" are some of the funniest (andmore adorable) animals. Just look at them - their tongues are long enough to reach their noses! Whether you are a dairy eater or not, you have to admit they arepretty fun. Not to mention, there are a lot of funny cow skins to go around. These idiot cowjokes to hitbulls eye when it comes to hilarity, and we make sure they arecobble hysterical. So Mooove on and discover some of the funniest cow's jokes we've been able to find.

Funny cow jokes

What is a dairy cow told the other?Have milk?

Why can not the bankruptcy cowboy do not complain?He did not have a beef.

How do you call a cow that drinks too much coffee?Over-calcined.

What is the secret agent cow told the other? Are youCoverage of worse?

Why was the cow sad? She wasin a bad mood.

What did the coach tell cows? "Now get out there andgive me 2%! "

Why can cows can not wear shoes? Because theylactose.

How do you call a cow that can not produce milk? Amilk.

You know what they say about cows ... they areexceptional in their field.

Where did the bull lose all his money? TOCow-Sino!

Cow jokes for children

How do you call a magic cow?Moo-dini.

How do you call a cow with full armor?Sir lanyard.

What do you get when you are choosing a cow?Spoiled milk.

What do cows read in the morning?The moos-paper.

Where will you find the most cows?Moo York.

What do cows play concerts?Moo-sic!

How do you call a cow in your garden? ALawn mower.

Why do cows have bells? Becausetheir horns do not work.

Why did the cow go to the spa? She really needed somereinitiation!

What does the farmer tell cows at night? It isPasture at bedtime.

What cow is the best dancer? The one with the bestmooisis!

Triva-strike jokes

Knock Knock. Who is here?Cow. Who are the cows?No, stupid cows go moo.

Knock Knock.Who is here?A lipless cow. A lipless cow who?A lipless cow said ooo ooo.

Knock Knock. Who is here?Cow. Cow who?Cow-a-bunga guy!

Knock. Who is here.Mouleur. Moo who?You decide: Are you a cow or owl?

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