Why do real men wear money

It's like having a third ball.


Do you remember money, do not you?

You may never have held in your hand or I found myself in your pocket, I realize. But you probably saw it. Maybe you've looked at Geezer whipping his bankroll to pay a denture glue. Maybe you saw it in an old movie.

The money was fun while she lasted. Of course, there were disadvantages, but name a pleasure that does not. Wear a real difficult currency meant that you had to assume responsibility. If by some imprudence, you have lost your money, for example, there was no toll-free number to call, not nice lady at the other end of the ready-to-repair line for you to not suffer . If you have blown on something crazy, there was no stop payment. If a crook has come and you get up of your dough, you were unlucky.

But the sharp thrill and torn off your pants and carry a big fat. . . Well, I could try all day to explain but I will never communicate the raw physical feel. In fact, you'd better get away from your computer right now, go to your bank, remove a serious paper and see for yourself. Walk just in front of the ATM, since the biggest bills, you are likely to find that there are twenties, and although technically twentyare Money, they are not the amplitude of the currency we are talking about here.

No, you should go to a bank cashier, an old school style and with at least a few thousand dollars. It should be enough. If this is due to a temporary circumstance, you do not have a big or two in your account, all liquids and ready to have fun, and then are as close as possible. This is not the time to go cheap on yourself.

Take these bills and spend a minute or two on presentation. Meaning, do not make them simply in your pocket as you could normally do with the pittances you have used to transport. Do not put bills in a portfolio. Money in the wallet is the first sign of an amateur-too easy for a pickpocket to lift. You will want these beanbacks as close as possible to your skin. Organize the money so that all invoices are confronted in the same way and are in order of denomination of the largest (hundreds) to the smallest (others, but not too much).

If you remember to see your grandfather's silver clip lying somewhere in the midst of the dusty relics of masculinity passed with cigarette lighter, tie bars, pocket ball, waste like that. Goch the search. It will keep your bankroll neat, as well as it will expose a quick flash of personal style to anyone careful. If your roller is too big for the clip to contain, try an industrial force money management tool: a thick rubber band. Roll these invoices as narrow as possible, then wrap the rubber group around them. It should have the weight and hardness of a silver dollar roll.

Now, are you going. Let it swing for free. See how it feels to move among other men with this extra power and power under the belt. Right right? A little brutal. A little primitive. It's like having a third ball - you are once on other guys.

Of course, there are still legitimate opportunities when only species will do. Try to enter your debit card in a g-string-or the shirt of your favorite bartender. Back in the golden age of Flashy money, Frank Sinatra was known to never engage in an evening with less than $ 10,000 to hundreds of people, mainly for advice. Unfortunately, this kind of show is out of style. (A young Leonardo DiCaprio immediately comes to mind, who endeavored: "I am the cheapest bastard in the world!" When he came out of the city, he was famous for driving the streets looking for A parking space rather than paying a garage.)

"I think all our problem with money today is that we do not touch our money anymore," says our most popular personal-personal finance, the TV star and the list of the best-sellers Suze Orman . "The only way to come back in contact with the financial reality is to touch your money. The same thing that there is only one way to get in touch with your true sexuality: touch or be touched. You can fantasize All you want about it, but you have to touch or be touched to make it real. But we do not touch our money, that's why it seems so unreal. We write checks. Children think that money thinks comes out of the ATM machine. "

So yes, the money is dead. This has been doing everything since 1949, the year two New York businessmen who arrived short when their lunch bill came decided to start Diners Club, the first credit card company. But I had high hopes that the financial crisis of late forests could bring money into style. After all, if you do not have it, you can not spend it. We tend to forget that when we use a credit card, we simply buy money from a bank and paying more than its nominal value. But this is not the case. By the end of 2016, the data showed that American households heldLober credit card debt than ever before. And a study conducted by researchers in MIT found that students agree to pay about twice as much for tickets for sporting events if they purchased with credit cards instead of species. This is called the "credit card premium". Simply put: it means you will agree to spend more than things worth whether you can use plastic.

Unless you use a smartphone, of course.

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