25 hilarious jokes 1980s that attracted your nostalgia
You will not stop believing ... in these liners.
Those of us whogrew up in the 80s Look at the world differently from everyone. We're not afraid to turn on the collar of our polo shirts and wear a light blue shade. We think "born in the U.S.A." Should be the national anthem and the Commodore 64 computer was the best computer can buy - and sometimes, of course, we just want to scream, shout, immediately. We know the euphoria of Baby Jessica being saved from wells and sufficient satisfaction to believe that we have helped solve global hunger by buying a cassette "We are the World."
Oursense of humor also makes us unique. We laugh at things that could let other people deal with the stone. If our cultural references do not always make sense, though, as the old adage goes, I guess you were just being there. Here are 25 jokes guaranteed to put a smile on the face ofAnyone aged in the 1980s. For the rest of you, do not feel bad if these jokes go over your head. Everyone can not grow in the greatest decade in history.
1 Why are valley girls so strange?
They can not even!
2 What is the favorite Prince song of the queen?
"Purple reign!"
3 Why would anyone want to have a Delorean as a second car?
They could take him from time to time!
4 What do you get when you cross a hair band of the 80s with a fish?
Bonchovy!
5 What kind of beer Indiana Jones drank it to strengthen his courage?
A rock rolling!
6 What is the favorite sauce Madonna?
Hollandaise. Celebrate!
7 What is Darth Vader said when the record store shop told him they were out of the album George Michael?
"I find your lack of faith disturbing."
8 What Arnold Schwarzenegger said when he was invited to a costume party classical composers?
"I'll be Bach!"
9 What is the name of the girlfriend of Mr. T?
April Fool!
10 What is wrong with this GPS Bonnie Tyler?
It keeps telling me to turn around, and occasionally it falls!
11 Why the child of the 80s he has always mangeoise the scene in the middle of the room?
Because nobody puts baby in the corner!
12 Can you believe this guy think he is betterSuper Mario player than me?
He is wrong in so many levels!
13 Ghostbusters Why could not they ever endOregon Trail?
Because they could not cross the streams!
14 How has she Byrne of Talking Tears air these days?
It is the same as ever, as he was never!
15 What do you call a special interest group devoted to the election of the PAC-Man a political office?
A cap-cap!
16 What movie is not going to Rick Astley let you borrow his Pixar collection?
He will never give youUp!
17 Why is Bono fell off the stage?
It was too close to the edge!
18 What Pink Floyd needs?
Education obviously see as "we do not need education ..." is a double negative.
19 What the employee technology 80s was wrong with the printer?
It was stuck in Depeche Mode!
20 What the children of the 80 eat their toast?
Jellies and jams!
21 What the girl 80s said when someone asked his numbers?
"867-5309. Just ask Jenny."
22 What is the patient said when the doctor told him: "Your brain seems to have removed all information about" 80s Music "?
"Oh no. What is the remedy?"
23 Have you heard that there finally be aTop Gun 2?
Hopefully, they finally catch these crazy engineers who built a highway that goes directlyin the danger zone. [Credit:Stephen Colbert]
24 What is wrong with New Jersey?
It's good, but I hope they bring back the classic jersey!
25 How is it that the members of U2 still have not found what they seek?
Because the streets have no names!
And for more stupidity 80s, check25 reasons we are pleased to grow in the 80s.
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