35 lies that each parent needs to master

Honesty is the best policy - with these notable exceptions.


[Narrator] The lies are bad. Lies are contrary to ethics. Do not say lies.

[Chuchote to the public] Sometimes we need to "relax" the truth in our quest to protect, feed and challenge our children. Sometimes these scandals are told for the greatest good. Sometimes they are more straight than bad, even when they are technically more fake than right. Sometimes it's going to fudder just a smidousse.

[Narrator] Parents, your children looks at you for tips and comfort - to learn the ropes in this big crazy world. Use your power of reality of wisdom - and slightly modified - to do exactly that. So read and learn the dark arts of parenting. And for the Flip-side of the family truth, do not miss the40 children say that parents always fall for.

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"I love it."

Even iftheir Style is notyour Style, let them know that it is good to experiment different color socks, different kinds of hair, simply different.

2
"It seemed beautiful!"

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Their early music scales may seem like a laryngitic goat, but early education and motivation to continue going into a discipline - is all about encouragement. So, a small white lie on their cello playing does not hurt anyone - believe me.

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"Bubbles is in a better place."

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For the sake of all things canine, please do not say that the bubbles are deceased. Or went "on the farm". Unless, of course, bubblesActually went to a farm. And to help communicate with bubbles, check the19 things your dog tries to tell you.

4
"You can stay up all night and help me clean."

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Your child does not want to go to bed and ask to stay super late? Easy: tell them they are welcome to stay in the nightwith you-But provided they help you with all these household tasks that you are going to do. Believe me: they will be asleep and you will be on the couch looking atGame Of Thrones Re-execute, in no time. And talking about sleep, check whyGet more sleep will make you a better parent.

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"Gosh, it seems that the [STREAMING / CABLE / SATELLITE] does not work today."

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There is only as long as you can look at the same movie. Continue with, "I will call them right away." [Come back in five minutes] "They do not know why either. They look at it." You need pause and frankly, they must try something else.

6
"You can be all you want to be if you work strong enough."

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True pretty for the biggest lesson, but if they say they want to be a professional athlete, you can keep the dream alive a bit. Yes, it's probably a lie unless you have a seven feet or the sport-specific equivalent, but it's your parent work to keep their hopes alive.

7
"It's OK."

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It certainly does not feel good - for them or for you - the first time they get the experience out of the body to become really sick for the first time. But they need your hot words and rub on the back. And for more partentity,Here's why your phone makes you a terrible parent.

8
"I do not know, honey, if they had to shoot today."

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You know fully although the blows are due, but no need to hit fear in their part before the appointment. Emphasize that doctors and nurses will be very kind.

9
"Santa is simply magical."

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You do not need to say "Santa Claus is real." But using the word "magic" gives you a works room to explain you years on the line. And for more parental advice, consult our list of20 parental ways is different from it was 20 years ago.

10
"When I stopped believing, I stopped receiving."

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If they continue to support the interrogation of Santa Claus.

11
"A distant land."

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When a toddler asks you where the babies come from, talk about this fantastic land: "Oh it's a beautiful place where kings and queens meet and declare with all their souls and spirit that a majestic moment awaits . " The inflated description should buy you a lot of time before "birds and bees" speak. And it's not really that a lot of a lie.

12
"Is not it sweet ..."

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When they have their first in love interest, it's cute. Yes, even if you really want to say, "No, that's not that. You are too young. You will love me only."

13
"Is not it sweet ..."

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When they have their firstserious Love interest, you probably want to add bold letters to all that I have just mentioned in the previous slide. Otherwise, you run the risk of alienating your young teenager.

15
"When you eat sugar all the time, your blood becomes rust."

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Biologically false, but metaphorically true!

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"I just wanted to make sure she visited you tonight."

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When you captured, let the fairy money at the tooth. Darn, firm call.

16
"No, I did not do it."

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They think they caught you following the first time you let them drive alone. Absolutely, you did not do that, even if you absolutely done it.

17
"The same goes for [insert a brother or other parent]."

When they are afraid of the darkness, launch a shadow. Misery loves the company.

18
"Money does not grow on the trees."

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Wait, it's not a lie!

19
"We may not be able to some people can not live in the same house as pets."

So, they want a pet, and maybe you just buy time until you discover the right time for you, but do not slam the door with a "no" because a pet is One of the great joys of a child. Speaking of parenting, check these40 parental breeding hacks of an incredible child.

20
"And just remember that I get a report on everything you do and send you text from the phone company every day."

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When they get their first phone, they need to know that someone always looks. (Technically, someone is.)

21
"You will stop growing, stop, if all you eat, they are chicken nuggets."

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Sorta True, sorta untrue, but you have to get vegetables in the mixture in one way or another.

22
"My friend's son had to spend six weeks with thumb launches because he played too much, then he could not play at all."

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Or has just defined a difficult limit on video games, maybe?

23
"It's so fun to be struck in the face with a wall of water. Look!"

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Of their eyes, thatis A wet wet lying when they are afraid of water or waves. Yes, they must be eco-friendly, but you can help them cope with their fears with you to their side.

24
"About two more hours."

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Use it when they pull fire "Are we almost there?" Question, if there is only 20 minutes on the left - how much they will answer, "wow! It went quickly!" - Or even if it looks more than four hours. Anyway, they will have no concept of difference.

25
"Good game!"

Even if it was not or sport is not their thing. But they give them a try. And hey, thatwas Super - that they played to play, that you have to watch, that they have fun and have tried very hard, that they did not lose a tooth try so hard.

"Wow, it was amazing!"

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You missed their amazing game because your eyes were on your phone? Learn your lesson for next time, please. Since you were already on your phone, see our list of these50 Incredible Instagram accounts for dad.

27
"Sorry, I'm not $ 20 on me."

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Even if you do.

28
"This is the thing, Bub ...."

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"... You do not want to use the toilet alone by yourself? Well, let me explain why you should. You know, when you cachage yourself in the pot, then rinse, it disappears in this Kingdom of fish and magical creatures and plants and you know what, bub? It's crazy, really, but they use your coca-yes, your coca in this kingdom to build houses. I know, just! like chances sand, but with caca! These critters need you. "This is the only pot training training you will ever need.

29
"That makes your permanent file."

Do you receive a call from the school on a question of discipline? Your child does not need to know that the permanent recording you are talking about is your brain.

30
"It's just the way of nature to make it feel better."

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The first view of the blood with, say, a scratched knee can be a frightening thing. Things did not say, but it can take a few days!

31
"This playground is closed for renovations."

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The last visit of the playground with the monkey bars resulted in a distribution. You will take the pestering - Is it open, is it open yet?

32
"Toy story."

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When they ask you what is your favorite movie, even when it isThe Godfather.

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"Rue de Sesame."

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When they ask you what is your favorite TV show even when it'sBreaking Bad.

34
"Do not Cry."

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Yes, it's probably a good idea to cry. To be angry. Maybe then-maybe! -You will never do it again.

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"A great salad!"

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When they ask you what your favorite dish, even when it's hot dogs.

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