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Your friends are always there for you when you need emotional support, but more importantly, the showFriendsIs always there for you when you need something to laugh. To honor one of our favorite comedies of all time, we compiled a list of the best jokes in the iconic series. (Now you can look smart and funny around your own friends!) And for more than your favorite Sitcom review, checkThe 30 most funny Sitcom jokes of all time.

Monica: There is nothing to say. It's just a guy that I work with.
Joey: Come on, you go out with the guy. It must be something wrong with him.
Chandler: So does he have a bump? A bump and a chest?
Phoebe:Wait, does he have chalk? It's just that I do not want it to go through what I crossed with Carl.

"The one where Monica gets a new roommate "(Season 1, episode 1)

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Rachel: Is not it exciting! I won that! I wiped tables for that, I'm steamed for that, and it was totally ... [Look at the check] is not worth it. Who is FICA? Why does he get all my money?

"The one with George Stephanopoulos" (season 1, episode 4)

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Chandler: I had his machine.
Joey: His answering machine?
Shoemaker: No, interesting enough, his leaf blower picked up.

"The one with the bad orthodontist" (Season 1, episode 20)

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Chandler:Men are there.
Joey: We make fire. Cook the meat.
Chandler:Then turn off the fire while peeing. No being invited.

The one where Rachel discovers (season 1, episode 24)

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Monica: Chandler, I am unemployed and in the need for a project. Do you want to work? I can redo you.
Shoemaker: Oh, you know, I would do it, but it could have time lying.

"The one where ross discovers" (season 2, episode 7)

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MonicaOkay, I have a leg, three tits and a wing.
Shoemaker: Well, how do you find clothes that match?

"The one where the old Yeller dies" (Season 2, episode 20)

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Joey: It never took me a week to overcome a relationship.
Monica: It's never taken more than just a shower to overcome a relationship.

"The one without the ski trip" (season 3, episode 17)

Wash, rinse and repeat.

Joey: You smoke again?
Shoemaker: Well, actually, yesterday, I smoked again. Today, I'm still smoking.

"The one without the ski trip" (season 3, episode 17)

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Shoemaker: You tell me this actress is the only woman you never wanted who did not want you to return?
Joey: Yes! [Think a little] Oh my God. Is that what it means to be you?

"The one with the dollhouse" (season 3, episode 20)

Oh, to be the Joey of the group of friends ...

Shoemaker: Look, I just think it's time you set up, you know? Make a choice, choose a channel!
Joey: Who is Elaine?

"The one where Chandler crosses the line" (season 4, episode 7)

We have never heard of her either.

Rosing: You did not readthe Lord of the Rings at secondary school?
Joey: No, I had sex in high school.

"The one where they are going to party!" (Season 4, episode 9)

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Rachel: No, you are not an idiot, Ross. You are a guy a lot in love.
Rosing: Same difference.

"The one after Ross says Rachel" (Season 5, episode 1)

"Love makes you do crazy things" is just a good way to say "love makes you an idiot."

JoeyCome on, Chandler. Ross is our friend and he needs us right now. So, why do not you be much and come look at TV TV in the fort?

"The one where Ross moves" (season 5, episode 7)

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Monica: Do you really think that the best reason to get married is because you're sorry?
Shoemaker: Well, no, the best reason to get married is pregnancy. Sorry is about the fourth, behind being ready and want to get married.

"The one with the girl who strikes Joey" (season 5, episode 15)

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Rachel: Hey, do you want to go see a movie?
Rosing: Yes of course.
Rachel: Why from you, Phoebe?
Phoebe: No, thank you, I have already seen one.

"The one after Vegas" (Season 6, episode 1)

Phoebe did not mean whatsoever, but it's a great feedback for when you want to get out of seeing the terrible movie your friends trying to drag you.

Monica: Joey, did you even interview this woman before asking him to move?
Joey: Of course I did it.
Monica: What did you ask for exactly?
Joey: "When can you move?"

"The one where phoebe short" (season 6, episode 7)

Someone asks important questions and it's not Joey.

Joey: Are you going to cook something?
Rachel: Hey, I cook!
Shoemaker: Provide gum people do not cook.

"The one where ross was raised" (season 6, episode 9)

It's devastating news.

Phoebe: And he has one. [Phoebe imitates an endless chin]
Shoemaker: A face [buthold]?

"The one with Joy Refrigerator" (Season 6, Episode 19)

Why did we call the mint of the butt all this time?

Joey: Look at this clown. Because he had a larger boat, he thinks he can take the whole river. Get out of the way, [Jerk]! Who names their coast of boat, anyway?
Rachel: It's the Coast Guard.
Joey: What do they do here? The coast is well there.

"The one with the cookies of Phoebe" (season 7, episode 3)

Man has a point. It's just not good.

Monica: Why is your family Scottish?
Shoemaker: Why is your family Ross?

"The one with the new brain of Joey" (season 7, episode 15)

It may be the greatest return of all time.

Monica: Chandler and I have this pact not to have sex until marriage.
Rosing: A non-sex pact, huh? I seem to have one of those who go with every woman in America.

"The one with the cousin of Ross and Monica" (Season 7, episode 19)

We have all been there. Some of us are just smart enough not to admit it.

Rachel: Hey, what do you think is a better excuse for why I do not drink on that date tonight: I'm an alcoholic recovery, I'm Mormon, or I thought so hammered at night Last, I'm always a little drunk?

"The one with the date of Rachel" (season 8, episode 5)

Always go with it. This shows the character.

Phoebe: OK, for a girl: Phoebe; And for a boy: Phoebo.

"The one where Chandler takes a bath" (season 8, episode 13)

It is always good to consider both options.

Monica: Honey, the vice-sound of Miami, really?
Shoemaker: They just gave those who moved away at the store ... in exchange for money.

"The one with the tea leaves" (Season 8, episode 17)

We had the same problem with video games.

Shoemaker: What is his strength, right? "Cheese. It's milk that you chew." "Crackers. Because your cheese needs a buddy." "A grapes. Because who can have a melon of water in the mouth?"

"The one where Rachel returns to work" Season 9, episode 11)

Some people are only naturally talented. Chandler is not one of them.

Phoebe:They arrive this way. To run!
Joey: Or?
Phoebe: Mexico!

"The one with blind dates" (season 9, episode 14)

It is crucial to have a reasonable evacuation plan.

Shoemaker: She lights the TV, it'sLack of congenity!
Monica: Baby, if you know it through a wall, you know it too well.

"The one after Joey and Rachel Kiss" (Season 10, episode 1)

Is it something knowing too much really a bad thing though? Just play the devil's advocate here.

Shoemaker: Wow, so tonight could be at night. Do you nervous?
Joey: Nah. This is the part I'm actually good.
Shoemaker: What should not be paralyzed by fear and self-hatred?
Joey: Its good!

"The One with Ross Tan" (Season 10, Episode 3)

We will take the word of Joey for him.

Mike: I heard that weddings are, like $ 40 billion a year industry.
Rosing: Yes, and I am responsible for everything, like, half.

"The one who study Home: (Season 10, Episode 7)

We all have our vocation in life. Ross to get married. And divorced. And then married. And so on.

Ross:We were at the break!

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