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Nothing is funny than a perfectly timed word game. Unfortunately, it can be difficult to have the right joke for the right time. So, if you can commit these hilarious food timers in memory, you are forced to be the life of the party on your next dinner. And once you got your joke, you can milk it for all it was worth. See what we did there?
1 How do you call a false noodle?
An impasta.
2 What is the most attractive fruit?
A fine apple.
3 What does Cupcake told icing?
I would be muffin without you.
4 Why did the pig entered the kitchen?
He felt like bacon.
5 What is the favorite compliment of Apple?
You are awesome at the core.
6 What happens when vegetables launch a party?
They get a DJ for beet vessel.
7 What is hot bread with leaven?
You are my roller model.
8 What is he doing before it's raining candy?
It sprinkles!
9 What does the Cornichon hull said?
I am a little a big dill.
10 What is the least favorite chicken day of the week?
Brie's day.
11 What does a Nurbian pepper do?
Get Jalapeño Business.
12 Why did the butchery worked overtime last week?
Make tips of meat.
13 How do you call a violent breakfast food?
A cereal killer.
14 How do you call yourself a sad cheese?
A blue cheese.
15 Have you watched the movie on the hot dog?
It was an Oscar Wiener.
16 What does the banana told his sick friend?
"How are you going to peel?"
17 Why do melons have fantasy marriages?
Because they cantaloups.
18 What happens when you walk on a grape?
He lets out a small wine.
19 How do you call you cheese that is not yours?
Nacho cheese.
20 What do you say to a sad salad?
Do not kale my atmosphere.
21 How do you call a lawyer who was blessed by the Pope?
Saint-Guacamole.
22 What kind of vegetables focused on seniors?
The carrot-aker.
23 Why did the gardener stopped?
Because his celery was not high enough.
24 What kind of candy is never on time?
Chocolate.
25 Why did the ice truck broke down?
Because of the rocky road.
26 When should you take a cookie at the doctor?
When he feels shabby.
27 What is the preferred management line of a dessert?
Pie like you bays a lot.
28 Where is lettuce gave a drink?
The salad bar.
29 Why do the French eat snails?
Because they do not like fast restoration.
30 Why did the bread broke up with margarine?
For a butter lover.
31 How long does it take to prepare Chinese tea?
Oolong time.
32 Have you heard the story about angry waffle irons?
He just turned around.
33 How do you call a sad raspberry?
A blueberry.
34 Why can not you trust tacos?
Because they tend to overthrow the beans.
35 How did the cheddar profess his love?
"I do not want to seem any Ringard, but we're really going Gouda together."
36 Why does yogurt have love to the museum?
Because it's grown.
37 How do you call yourself a 'mac' cheese that is done everything in your face?
Close for comforting food.
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38 How do you call blueberries playing guitar?
A jam session.
39 What does the server say when he dropped a hot dog?
It could always be Wurst.
40 Why can not eggs say jokes?
They would crack each other.
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