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Seasonaljokes are among the best. And whileHalloween is often known for hisscaryThere are also those who love the holidays for his sill side. For this, these skeleton jokes are quite huffered and we guarantee that they will make you make long after Halloween, no bone about it!

Funny skeleton jokes for Halloween and beyond:

1. Who is the detective of the most famous skeleton? SherlockBONE.
2. What was the favorite musical instrument of the skeleton? Thetrombone.
3. How do you call a skeleton that will not work? LazyBONE.
4. In which song does the skeleton bikers do?BONE to be wild.
5. What do the skeletons say when they headed for the sea?BONE trip!
6. How did the skeletons sent a mail in the old days? TheBony express!
7. What does the skeleton told vampire?You suck.
8. Who is the most famous French skeleton? Napoleonbone.
9. How did the skeleton knew it was raining? It could feel it in it'sBONE.
10. What song Skeleton Crooks listen after a drawbar? EvilBONE.
11. What does the skeletons order in restaurants?Côtes de spare!
12. What was the favorite rock band of skeletons?Grateful dead.
13. Why are skeletons so calm? For nothingarrives under their skin.
14. What type of plate the skeletons eat?BONE China.
15. Why did not the skeleton went to the scary film? He did not have theentrails!
16. What kind of art loves skeletons?Crulls!
17. Why did the skeleton have to go to the church to play music? Theydo not have organs!
18. Why did the skeleton go to dancing? To see thebiogy.
19. How do the skeletons say hello?Bone.
20. What are old skeletons for? PainfulBONE.
21. How do you call a skeleton that uses a door bell? Adoppleganger.
22. Why do the skeletons hate winter? Because the cold is goingeverything through them.
23. Why did the skeleton eaten spicy food? Hedid not have the stomach for that.
24. What do the Boneyuses use to enter home?Skeleton keys!
25. Who won the skeleton beauty contest?Anybody.
26. Why did the skeleton cross the road? To arrive atbodket store.
27. Why do the skeletons love to drink milk? Because the milk is so good for theBONE!
28. Why is the skeleton student late at school? It wasto move back For his exams!
29. Why did the skeleton start the tree? A dog wanted to eat it'sBONE.
30. Why do skeletons not like parties? Because they haveanybody dancing with.
31. What should we use a skeleton to call your friends? Atelephone.
32. When does a skeleton laugh? When something tickles hisfunny bone.
33. How do you call a skeleton that came out in the snow? Anumbness!
34. What is the type of favorite skeleton plant? AOS-ZAI tree!
35. How do you call a skeleton without friends?Bony!

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