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Ask any teacher how they feel about their work, and they will probably say something along the lines of "Oh, it'sSOOO . Enriching "so we ask:" Is it "on the surface, you will hear Yammer teachers on the mind about a generation's sharpening, paving the way for a new guard to make the world a better place (or other) But dig. deep, and you will find some resentment seriously insidious.

For example: there is a teacher who has gave one of the purely grades of the students decried by spite. Or the one who stole a child annoying Playstation Straight-up. You thought the teachers were saints? Think again. Here you will find these instances and more, none of which can be considered positive. And to make sure your own child does not end on the end of receipt of such abuse of power, teach them the20 things you should never tell a teacher.

"A child disruptive [fired] Son then he did it again. And once again. PSP during the class one day. Of course, I confiscated until the end of the class. Throughout the semester, the child has received several written reprimands, and finished on slim ice with his parents. Around the fifth or sixth time he did, I told him that I was forced to write to him for him. He begged me not to. I do not have it, and instead, I took the PSP house and playedLego Batman tonight. And the next night. I kept it for a week, I think.He never took in class again. "

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"I gave him an extra point to pass, becauseotherwise it would have been back in my class next year."

"[I] moved a pleasure (and tasty) laboratory 3 minutes after I started my worst ever student. Hemissed stoechiometry in chemistry. No luck, Jesse ".

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"There is a girl who entered my class illegitimately. I discovered accidentally.grade I his revenge work. "

"When we put students on the billboard, we ride it on a piece of construction paper first. When I get a really boring child, Iswear writing on construction paper with Elmer glue Before putting the paper over it. My clear, dried, secret secret ".

"There is a small group of students who think I'm too stupid to know that they do not do it like me.I like to watch the torth That I ask about their day with a smile and they must politely answer ".

"I'm relieved when [annoying] children be suspended. It means at least one day, I do not have to deal with them. »

"I do not know those who do not seek. I give the times. But if a month or two passes,I'm done with them Until they do some kind of initiative. I have 40 children in a room. Why waste time? It would be different with 20. "

"The other day, two of the worst children in my class were absent, and their principal teacher told me that he is the most beautiful day of the year when it happens, when they are both absent, because It never happens. Just, like wow, it's not just me who has problems with them ". - V., Professor of Orchestra in California.

"I filmed a student andplayed for the mother's mother Because she did not want to believe her child was the problem. "

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"My school is a superfund site. Allegedly, the water is safe, but I do not know a single staff member who really drinks. - Mr., English teacher in Massachusetts.

"One of my students has committed a crime and is now in detention. My job is so easier without being all day disturbing, every day,I hope there is still in host families. "

"I was you could not find another person who looked like me as me in a 22-year-old average asian middle school teacher, in a neighborhood that was 99 percent Black .. Once, I have a parent tell me thatI could not be a good influence on his child; After all, I do Skinky things, like nails [painting] and hair [cut] during my hollow hours ".

"I usually tell students," I can not tell you what to believe or think. However, as a science teacher, it is my role to teach you X / Y / Z from a scientific point of view that analyzes evidence in a scientific way. You do not have to agree with that, but you must at least know it about it so that you can make your own informed decisions. After giving this speech to one of my grade 6 classes, a student's motherstarted sending me copies magazinesToday's Christian woman andChristianity today. "

"I entered the academic teams of the 4th and 5th year. Our last meeting of this school year was a few weeks ago. I only have the place for four in my car, that's how much we need to Having a team. I did not have a volunteer of the parents to drive this time. I had five students brought back the permission slip. I initially told them that if he fell to that, I would take those with the four highest scores. But the best score of our team had been such a pain all week. She has spinned, and because her parents have just separated, she was more dramatic, disturbance and obstinacy than habit.

"So I told the children to put all their names into a cup and draw it; this person would remain behind. The very bad part is that all the names of the cup were his name. When she was chosen, she has chosen a huge adjustment. At the time, I needed this break of her. But now I feel guilty because it was really one of the few things that go for her right now. It'sprobably the worst thing I made as a teacher so far. "

"I'm tired all the time. It's not fun to get up at 5:40. I'm a band teacher, so I'm constantly dragging around chairs and toilets and drum equipment. And colleges are just sucking life of you. " - S., band teacher in New York.

"I was told [by a parent] that I had permission to punish their child if they were not 100 years old.It was in a primary school. "

"Five years ago at the camp of our year 7, in the middle of a match to capture the flag, I hid behind a newspaper and I jumped to scare the shit of the children while they passed. When J 'jumped to a girl,It literally wets its pants. I felt so guilty while another teacher helped him back to the cabin so that she could be changed without the other children knowing, and after telling her best friend, everyone discovered anyway. "

"I'm literally not allowed to give bad notes because school wants to keep parents happy." - S., college teacher in California.

"I'm sarcastic and nasty with my kids a little too often. To be just, they really think it's pretty funny when I tell them we're going to make math until they get it or their head falls. I just think that a primary teacherI should probably be softer And give candy or something like that. "

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