Find out why the hilarious rejection stories of this type are viral

"Does the Jewish Pope?" is a particularly correct way to say no.


To refuse hurts, but let's face that: in the right context, it can also be a little hilarious. And once the sting passes, a particularly brutal rejection can be a great story to share on a few beers at the bar. Saturday, a social media user particularly named Jakedecided to share some of the worst ways in which it was rejected in a Twitter thread which became viral.

"As a guy, I realize that no girl is obliged to go out with me, and something else means no, and rejection is not the end of the world," he has writing. "That said, here is a thread of the funniest ways that girls have told me not without telling me do not tell me. Enjoy!"

So read some of his best stories. And for real testimonials proving that sometimes thingsActually read, read20 adorable "How we met" stories that will warm your heart.

1
Put on hold forever

Social media user Jake (@squidslippers) shared a few stories of the brutally funny ways he's been turned down in a thread that has now gone viral.

"I was literally on the phone with her in the process of asking her and she said" hey I'm so sorry, my mother calls. Can I put you waiting for 2 seconds? "She kept me waiting for 45 minutes until I hung up and gave him a text and asked him to call me when she could. She never did."

2
Trick question

Social media user Jake (@squidslippers) shared a few stories of the brutally funny ways he's been turned down in a thread that has now gone viral.

"I asked him on a date (by text, that you should not do for a variety of reasons why I was young and naive, okay) and she answered" You're not going to try to kiss me, n 'is this not? "I said" Nope ". And she said 'Oh. In this case, no thank you.' I was ... bamboo. "

3
Pause

Social media user Jake (@squidslippers) shared a few stories of the brutally funny ways he's been turned down in a thread that has now gone viral.

"I called it Monday to set up a date on this Friday. She said yes! Fast until Thursday evening at around 23:20. She calls me and says" listen ... my boyfriend and I ' I broke Monday in front of you called so I said yes but we just got back together so that I can not go. "

4
It does not calculate

Social media user Jake (@squidslippers) shared a few stories of the brutally funny ways he's been turned down in a thread that has now gone viral.

"I asked him in person, first year year. She said," You did not go to a date with Lauren two weeks ago? "I was like" yeah, why? "Well, she went to an appointment with Chandler last week and I am friends with Chandler and [then she said that] I think it would be weird if I am went to a date with you after that. "

5
The pope is not Jewish

Social media user Jake (@squidslippers) shared a few stories of the brutally funny ways he's been turned down in a thread that has now gone viral.

"She and I had just met at a party. I thought we had enough well, while I left, I loved, I'd like to talk much! May I take you to a time of time Time? 'And she said,' Is the Jewish Pope? I was like, 'n- oh oh. Okay.' "

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Categories: Relationships
Tags: Funny / Viral News
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