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The husbands are very different creatures thansingle men. Maybe it's just an inevitable side effect of sharing just about everything with another human being, butmarried men can be spicy and more prone to embarrassment. Things that would never have had under their skin during their unmarried days are suddenly incredibly grilled. So, if you want to test your boundaries of your husband - you know, just to have fun, here are 31 things that are all guaranteed to rose it.

1. Stressing where he is bald.

Look, there is a constructive criticism ... and then there is a recognition of what it is from adecorate hair. You can bet that your husband is strongly conscious of the situation - he sees the hair in the shower shower every morning - but that does not mean he wants to call him back.

(Free consulting: if youreally Do you want to put on his nerves, make suggestions on how he can reverse hair loss, like ", maybe you should wear fewer hats." Then sit down and look at the Vein Mezette on his very naked forehead.)

2. Be a backward pilot.

Even if a guy has no idea where he goes, his pride will not let him ask instructions. And this includes someone else's advice in the car, regardless of how it could be useful. Backseat Driving does it so much because he suggests that his innate direction sense is not infallible, which, of course, it's not, but he does not wantyouknow that. "You should have taken a left out there" is a sentence that burns in the soul of a man deeper than "I want a divorce".

3. Put your cold frozen feet on it while you are both under the covers.

Just when you are yourThe husband has comfortable Under the blankets, your cold feet of ice come to him like a missile, rubbing against his warm skin and sending a thrill in the spine. It's funny for you, but for him, it is an act of unprotected hostility.

4. Invite the cat to sleep in bed.

Oncea cat is welcome in the matrimonial bed, that's all. Game over. A husband can also be a guest in his own room. A cat will not sleep precisely at the foot of the bed; Oh no, it will take over and expand for as much space available as possible. A husband co-dormant with a cat has the chance to get a blanket of blankets, and he certainly does not happen toSpoon his spouse at any time in the foreseeable future.

5. Publish embarrassing photos of him on social media.

It's easy to forget that when it comes to publishing photoson Facebook Or Instagram, husbands are not the same as your children. They will be irhitched when they discover that you share photos of them were stupid with hundreds of foreigners. And sorry, but it will not be important how many times you tell him he looks adorable. It can work on a five-year-old child, but your husband knows that he has just turned into aeasy perforation line.

6. Ask him: "You do not wearthis, are you?"

Even if it's an honest question, he'll suspect that it's really a code for: "You look ridiculous." A committed husband to make his own fashion choices still lacks confidence in his personal aesthetics. He knows that what he considers "formal" is probably very different from your definition.

7. Do not be all that impressed byDream field.

If you can pass this movie and do not cry, you must be dead inside, with regard to most husbands. Remember when rays (Kevin Costner) Meets the ghost of his dead father and asks him, "Do you want to take?" And his father said, "I would like it?" Oh, it kills us every time. All you have to do to do your husband. All you have to do to make your husband lose his marbles is shrugging your shoulders on this scene and say, "Meh."

8. Request a question unanswered like: "Do you think the new attractive neighbor?"

Oh, it's always fun. There is absolutely no way to answer a question like this without getting a raised eyebrow in return. Say no, and he is bad unnecessarily. Say yes, well, he has a little bit to do.

9. Spend beyond the means of your family.

We all like to make fools on ourselves occasionally. But it is also important to keep things in perspective. When a spouse uses sections of spending as a form of stress relief, fall moremoney on unnecessary items Let their budget of their family can allow, he puts his husband in the super fun position of being a financial parent at his own spouse. There are few things as uncomfortable and clumsy to tell your spouse like ", darling, we have to talk about this credit card bill."

10. Claim that you are not hungry, so eat from outside his plate.

Yes, eachThe husband is well aware From this behavior - well known as "stealing his fries when you said you did not want" principal fries.If you are hungry, why not order food? This is a question that beat the husbands from generations. (This is true: many men are not fully aware of the long history of women who feel like they had to have some way for men, which means avoiding certain foods.)

11. Hide the remote control.

The husbands like to control the remote control. If missing, they are a king without their castle, deprived exactly nothing. Even if you hide it somewhere, they could locate it in an embarrassed way, just five minutes looking for a living room for a missing remote that can only cause the type of male hysteria seen fromCharlton Heston at the end ofPlanet of the Apes.

12. Leaving your clothes everywhere.

Standing lamps, dining room chairs, living sofas - they can all be used to drape the clothes. If the whole house becomes your closet, you drive your husband in the wall.

13. Talk to him in a baby voice.

A baby voice can be like nails on a painting for a lot of husbands. This is particularly irritating if he suspects you are trying to be flirting. Yes, he wants your attention in love, but when your voice looks like a scary conversation of Tunes Lovey, there is his desire to cuddle.

14. The sending it to the store with a list of items impossible to find.

The cookie always seems to collapse this way: when it's his turn to gogrocery storeIt is also time to use the most hidden items in the store. In any supermarket, inscribed beans are never where they should be. (Why are they in the "Latin" section and not with other beans?!)

15. Fill the bed with a pillow mountain.

If the husbands were in charge of the decoration of the room, there would be only two pillows: one for each of you. But women go a little too much on the coast with pillows, in all sizes and texture imaginable. There are decorative pillows and pillows in euros and tiny pillowsPillows specially designed To fight against knee pain. Load the bed with as many pillows that it is not even sure where to start making room for itself and you will have managed to embarrass it without saying a single word.

16. Conquer the closet.

If you really want to classify your environment, take every last inch of the shared closet as if you areNapoleon Conquer Europe. Maybe be nice and give him a lower drawer just great enough to contain his socks. (Hey, if he wanted a place to hang his costumes, he should have act faster!) Oh, and reminds him that there is a lot of space in the garage.

17. Derinating his tenacity.

Never has a man more agitated than after learning that it is not as difficult as he thinks. But if you came from sufficient nonsense on pendants or pinched muscles, you could always come back to the Trump Card: remember the inconceivable pain involved in birth to a human being. No man can come back from this slap.

18. Devices in a blatant way how much you must be ready.

"Just a minute, I almost finished!" Yeah, you already said that. Twice. And it was 10 minutes ago! In five minutes flat, most husbands can go to be unfolded and always in their pajamas to be fully dressed and ready to face the world. So they will never understand completely if their spouse has some additional steps. The only thing they know for sure, it's going to be at least 10 more minutes.

19. Make medium sized decisions that affects it without getting its opinion.

Not a ridiculous extent - you probably do not wantselling home or commit toSwitch on a new state Without at least consulting your life partner - but sometimes it's fun to do something consequence without taking its temperature. Like, say, painting your room an entirely new color. OrPass a pet. Or gift of this dump DVD collection in the basement to good will.

20. Do not even pretend to worry about things he loves.

All husbands and women - have our little strange obsessions. Most of the time, anice joint Smile and pretend to show even a means of interest. And sometimes, well, a spouse can simply not be disturbed. Like whenThe Godfather Trilogy plays on the cable and he's giddy with enthusiasm, but you can hardly manage a yawn. Or if his favorite sports team makes it at the championship and you do not even search for your phone. The husbands claim that it does not matter, but trust our skin.

21. The appellant "just to discuss".

If you call your husband to ask where additional coffee filters are a clear goal for the call. He will appreciate that. But if you just call to talk to him about someHilarious podcastYou have just heard, you could pinproof of his time -which is something we could all use more than.

22. Use his razor.

A husband can always say when his spouse uses his razor. Suddenly, the blade that has once so gently on its cheek looking like a garden rake. You will not get out!

23. Never fill the car with gas (even when the low fuel warning indicator lights up).

It's not that you do not understand the importance of gasoline in the manufacture of cars move, of course. You are just more entertained by the way your husband becomes totally confused when you have "forgotten" to swing again by the gas station. We understood.

24. Forget to put the laundry in the dryer.

Everyone can start alaundry chargeBut it takes a real commitment to remember to take out the wet clothes of the washer and put them in the dryer. Some spouses do not always arrive at this stage, so the husbands want to tear their hair (or what remains of that) in frustration. Hey, they have two arms, they can change the linen as well as anyone. If the husbands do not want their shirts to become moldy to a wet washer all night, they should have done something about it.

25. "Clean" his business without telling him where you put it.

When the house gets adepth cleaning, things have a way to ... disappear. Things like clothes, important documents, this magazine he was right in the middle of reading. Of course, it's a bit of stereotype, but many men love and live with a system of chaos organized. Find that it has been swept away and everything is now ... somewhere else, can send any guy in a minor existential panic and exasperate it for weeks when he tries to locate everything that is past.

26. contradict him before others.

A husband is not always right away. He can and will put his foot in his mouth as much as anyone. But it's not a reason for humiliation publicly, emphasizing exactly how badly it is proud. Especially if it is surrounded by family or friends, emphasize why it could not be more wrong about everything it is that it speaks is to make a fool of its good reason.

27. Raise past relationships.

If there is a subject, a husband never wants to chat with his wife, it's past homes: all those little friends and girlfriends. It is a conversational minefield that is guaranteed for not having a happy ending. What could you possibly talk about his exes who are not goingto make you jealous? And spoiler alert, every detail you share on an ex-boyfriend, at the same time goodand bad, will only do itlose one's sleep. He will look at the room ceiling and wonder why you have raised the ol 'any-face, the Jerk you used to go out with the first place.

28. Scroll through his texts and emails.

It is not that it has something to hide is that the husbands take the audit of their personal texts and emails as a violation of trust, proof that their spouse thinks you need to check. No one reads from the inbox of a spouse because they are looking for spiritual words and evidence and evidence they married a modernOscar Wilde. No, they seek dirt and everyone knows it. (In addition, some of our exchange of text with our mothers can be outright embarrassing. The more you know, the better you know.)

29. Change your ringtone to your child's favorite song.

Each guy has at least one less loved publisher than his children played on a constant loop. The melody too familiar is now sufficient to lead him to madness. Bonus Points If it's not quite clear, how to change the ringtone!

30. Try to "change".

Successfully change a husband in the type of person you want it to be rather than accepting it as an imperfect but adorable manyou married worked exactly 0% of the time. Try it again and again a recipe for annoyance.

31. Say "everything is fine."

It's certainly not. And be the best partner you can possibly be, do not miss the50 best wedding tips from all time.

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