The 33 Funny Reality Show Rengains Of All Times
Get your "G.T.L. And does "Sashay far" -Because it's the reality-show of time!
Is reality TV scripted? We do not know. But we know they gave us some of the biggest and most hilarious sphrases in the history of television. Honestly, we do not care that one of this case is also spontaneous as it seems. It is enough that real people claiming not to notice that they are filmed successful to say that things intended to be insightful and inspiring, but are more often stupid and strange. It is the world in which we live now, and it's nothing less spectacular.
Here are only 30 of our favorite funny funny funny andRich history of reality TV. We owe these people, or the writing staff who carefully build their dialogue, a gratitude debt. They made our lives a little better, or at least more ridiculous.
1 "Sashay far." (Rupaul's Drag Race)
Just becauseRupture think you're not worthy, that does not mean he wants you to leave without putting your hips.
2 "I do not know, Dawg, it sounded a little pitch." (American idol)
We are always sure thatAmerican Idol hostRandy Jackson Made as he went - by "Pitchy" was not it really said "does he sing better?" - But he will always be our number a Dawg.
3 "Bible!" (keeping up with the Kardashians)
This funny spontrase tries to explain a moment when something is so true, you swear on a biblical as they do in front of the court, but you do not go because you are not technically under oath, and Also what you are red says is probably wrong anyway, it's when it is appropriate to shout a "Bible" like a crazy person.
4 "Welcome to Flavortown!" (Diners, DRIVE-INS and DIVES)
You knowGuy Fieri, it's just going to say "that taste well". But constitute a fictitious municipality for decadent food is definitely a more fun way to go.
5 "G.t.l." (Jersey Shore)
It is likely that without this mnemonic device, boysJersey Shore would have totally left something on their list "gym, beige, laundry" to do. They may have accidentallyread a book Or had a moment of self-reflection! (To burn.)
6 "Bloop, Bloop, Bloop!" (The real women at the Atlanta household)
It may seem like a sound effect of an arcade game of the 80s, but it is actually a classic decline byNene leak. "Bloop" is stenographic for "I just told the truth". Or maybe what happens when Mario hits you with an oversized hammer.
7 "And that means you're outside. Auf Wiedershen!" (Project track)
There is nothing wrong with the hostHeidi Klum Slide in his native German to send a competitor house with this funny Sphrase. But that has always made us wait for one of the other judges to fully go Sargent Schultz and start muttering, "I know nakedthink! "
8 "You have too much of a soggy background." (The Big British Cook)
Nobody likes a soggy background, but just sendAn old British lady who loves sweets in a rage.
9 "Make it work." (Project track)
There is something about this spontrase that always makes us laugh. You do not say "operate" when someone has clearly understood. "Do work" is a nice way to say "Just try not to completely screw this top, okay?"
10 "Twirl onthis. "(The True Wife at Atlanta House)
At the Rhoa meeting, Phaedra laid an uncomfortable amount of Kendra's shade to text her husband, Apollo. After Kenda turned around the room (because, well, she is Kendra), Phaedra confronted her on the texts and then finished her with the "twirl onthis."Really emblematic.
11 "Have several seats."Braxton Family Values)
Tamar Braxton's try toprejudice in publicBy taking the condemnation "having a place" to a loud sentence, never had the gravitas she had probably intended. He still seemed as if she asked for aBenny Hill- Set of musical chairs.
12 "Can I have a amen to this bee -?"keeping up with the Kardashians)
It starts like the church, then ends as a last call of 4 o'clock in the morning when you realize: "Oh no, I drank all night with aKardashian? "
13 "Taxis are here!" (Jersey Shore)
EverytimePaly dAnnounced this funny cketchphrase glitch to its roommates, all we heard, "our cart to public degraiation is waiting."
14 "Your banner must fall." (The best dance crew of America)
Wait, do they vote a competitor of dance or reversing athe monarchy?
15 "Happy happy happy." (Duck dynasty)
Cause if daddy philhe says three times, you know it's true.
16 "It's hot!" (Simple life)
Paris Hilton Signaturecompliment is the fastest way to do something seems instantly gross.
17 "Is this your definitive answer?" (Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?)
Can you imagine ifgame showhost butREGIS PHILBIN asked about it? It is incredibly passive-aggressive. He makes means, "seriously? You go withthis reply? I give you a chance not to be an idiot ".
18 "You are the weakest link, goodbye! »(The weakest link)
He is a sending game this tries to be brutal, but ends up being polite. "You do here! In addition, goodbye, have a beautiful travel house! »
19 "Solve the problem, Jesus. »(The real women at the Atlanta household)
20 "Put them legs on him. »(Love & Hip Hop Atlanta)
We knowLil Scrappy Has probably try to compare itself to a tiger or lion, but for some reason, we always think that he is called a cat. And it's justAWWWWW.
21 "I amWanderedfabulous." (Real Housewives of Atlanta)
Kenya Moore Catchphrase works at so many levels is not only funny, but it is as likely that the list on this skillful.
22 "All that Jaggle Vajiggle is not Beautimous. »(Here comes honey boo boo)
This quote is why aloneJune mama will always be our animal spirit.
23 "Your time is up!" (Flavor of Love)
We want to believe thatFlavor flavor finished all relationships Using this funny slogan and hand over a gigantic clock. Do not even bother to tell us he did not take place!
24 "Big Money, not Whammy!" (Tap your luck)
This Rengain is even more funny out context, decades after the television game where it is originary has been canceled.
25 "Get out of my jock! »(Real Housewives of New York)
It's hard to explain why we find this back favorite byBethenny Frankel so satisfying. We appreciate everythinginsulting someone who annoy you By accusing it or his to mess with your athletic support. It is so strange and out of the left field.
26 "You are not worst driver from Canada. »(Worst Driver Canada)
The only elimination television game slogan that is actuallyWell new.
27 "I'm not talking about help. »(Love & Hip Hop Atlanta)
No one is toodisrespectful hilarious AsJoseline Hernandez Treat someone like his butler.
28 "It's worth playing? »(Survivor)
No,Jeff ProbstI just came to this island to tan and eat insects and rice for a month! Of course, it's worth playing for!
29 "Do not come for me, if I send you for you. »(The real women at the Atlanta household)
If we triedshade Like Kenya Moore, it would not go almost as well.
31 "Who gon" check me boo? "(Real Housewives of Atlanta)
Sheee knows how to start astruggle. Any takers?
32 "I'm hisspouse" (Love & Hip-Hop)
When Amina finallybroke the news to Tara she was indeedPeter Gunz » woman and in a realdramatic flair, Launched his license on the table for proof.
33 "Get out! Gardes! Gardes! »(Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta)
Whenever Momma Dee was sick and tired of Erica, she called him the imaginary guards to remove them. I mean, a source of inspiration.
30 "You're over! »(Celebrity apprentice)
Not onlyArnold Schwarzenegger Make your own unique spin on Trump «You are fired! Rengaine, he gave a small cap to one of his movies. Hey, it could have been worse. He could have said, "I can not saytrue lying. It's yourEnd of the days.Jingle All the Way Out of here! "
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