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To all the blondes there, weto have this. Being blonde comes with lots of tolerants, toning shampoos at the constant pressure at the constant pressure at the height of the saying that blondes have more fun. But maybe the most annoying part of being a blonde is sustainable the flow of endless blondejokes. And for that, we have a solution: propose some blond jokes of your own or using one of them.

Whether you have natural platinum locks or if you have a permanent appointment with your stylist every six to eight weeks, these blond jokes are guaranteed to make you laugh. Because you know what? Blondesto do Have more fun - and these blonde blondes are there to prove it. And if you are in a more polite business (or, you know,brunette company), try to tell one of our dozens ofHilarious clean jokes instead of.

Why has the blonde been drawn from the M & M factory?

She continued to throw all the 'W's.

Why are blond jokes so short?

So, they can remember them.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

You tell him a joke on Wednesday.

A blonde asked his colleague: "Do you have children?"

"Yes," she replied. "I have a child who is just in two."

The blonde said, "I could be blonde, but I know how much it is."

Two blondes led and we thought that his blinker could be broken ...

She asked her friend to check. The friend stuck his head and said, "Yes, no, yes, no, yes ..."

How do you keep a blonde in the shower all day?

YouGive them a shampoo who says "rinse, wash and repeat."

The password of the blonde computer had to have eight characters long and include at least one capital ....

She made "mickeyminnieplutohueyloueeweydonaldgoofyalbany".

Two blondes led to Disneyland. The sign says, "Disneyland is gone."

So they started crying and returned home.

Why do the blondes wear so much hair?

So, they can catch all things that go on the head.

A blonde drove along the highway and approached a gas station with a sign that read, "clean toilets".

So she did it.

How do you make a blonde's eyes ignition?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.

Have you heard of the blonde who bought an ambown radio?

It took his months to understand that she could use it at night.

How does a blonde cerebral cell dies?

Alone.

Why blondes like lightning?

They think someone takes their picture.

How do you keep at the blonde at home?

You build a circular driveway.

A blonde walks in a hospital and claims that everywhere she hurts ...

The doctor says, "Ma'am, you have a broken finger."

Why did the blonde think she was a genius after finishing her jigsaw puzzle?

The box said "for two to five years" and she took it only one.

Three blondes enter a building ...

You would think at least one of them would have seen it.

A blonde calls an airline and ask: "How long are your America flights to U.K."

The woman at the other end of the phone says: "Just a minute ..." The blonde says, "Thank you!" and hang up the phone.

How can you make a blonde go on the roof?

Tell him that drinks are at home.

Why could not the blonde write number 11?

She could not understand what number came first.

A blind man hinders into a bar. He sits down and said, "Who wants to hear blond jokes?"

The waitress says "I am blonde! And my colleague is blonde too. In addition, the lady sitting next to you is so blonde. Are you sure you want to tell them?"

The blind guy says "No, I guess no. I do not want to have to explain it three times."

What do the blondes do when their laptop freezes?

Microwave them.

What is called when a blonde dyes his brown hair?

Artificial intelligence.

What did the blonde say when she saw a cheerios box?

"Wow! The seeds of donut!"

Two blondes fell a hole. We say: "It's dark here is not it?"

The other replied, "I do not know; I can not see."

Why was the blonde could not add 10 and seven on a calculator?

She could not find key 10.

How do you call a smart blonde?

A Golden Retriever!

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench ...

A blonde tells the other: "Which do you think is more distant, Florida or the moon?" The other blonde says, "Well, you can not see Florida ..."

Why did the blonde watched a bottle of orange juice?

Because it says concentrated.

Have you heard about the quasi-tragedy at the shopping center?

There was a power failure and eight blondes were stuck on the mechanical stairs for more than four hours.

Why did the blonde mounted the glass wall?

See what was on the other side.

Why does it take more time to build a blonde snowman?

You must scream the head.

How do you call yourself a buzzing fly in the head of a blonde?

A space invader.

Why do the blondes drive BMWS?

Because they can spell it.

Why are 19 blondes not entered a bar?

The sign said 21+.

I asked my blond friend why she kept empty beer bottles in the refrigerator ...

She said, "They are for my friends drowsy . "

How did the blonde broke his leg to rake leaves?

She fell from the tree.

A blonde crashed a helicopter ...

When the policeman asked why, she said, "It was chilly here, so I turned off the fan."

What did the blonde named his Zebra pet?

Place.