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Made: big jokes are as old as recorded history. (Indeed,Reuters Recently traced the first known case of comedy to a Sumerian proverb of 1,900 B.c.e. and one thing is certain: the elements of an incredible joke have never changed. The comedians have always traveled a thin line between misery and absurd and, if they are really good, they find a way to bring together together deeply fun and unforgettable.

With that in mind, we have gathered our favorite jokes reaching 1900, including the ban on euros of one-liners on the perils of alcohol-free life in Robin Williams exploring the explosive relationships between men and women . So read it and get ready to light up! And for more Gorfaws with the courtesy of your favorite comedians, do not miss these50 amazing jokes of comedy legends.

[Talk about the women's suffrage movement.] "A man opposed to their fame once told me that" women have never produced anything from the world ". I told him that the main product of the Women had been men and let him decided to decide whether the product was valuable. "

-Na Howard Shaw, Women's Rights Defender

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Grandma: "How are the useless girls today. I do not think you know what the needles are."

Girl: "To what extent are you absurd, grandmother. Of course, I know which needles are for. They must play the graphic."

-The onlooker, Foley, Alabama, 1915

"Once, during the prohibition, I was forced to live days on nothing but food and water."

-BATHROOM. Fields, American actress

And for more Quipppy One-Liners, check these25 Monty Python One-Liners that are relevant today.

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"We are the first nation of the history of the world to go home poor in an automobile."

-Will Rogers, Great Depression-Humorist era

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A man enters the record office and asks to change his name.

The clerk does not want to help but ask the name of man and that man answers, "My name is Adolf Stinkfoot."

The clerk is friendly and decides to allow the man to change his unhappy name. "What do you want to change?" Ask the clerk, the man answers "Maurice Stinkfoot".

"Senator McCarthy will disclose the names of 2 million communists. He has just taken his hands on a Moscow phone book."

-Bob hopes

"I still can not understand why this should cost a quarter of a billion dollars to send a camera to March. What does it go to the cabin?"

-Robert Orben, Comedian

[Talking about Richard Nixon.] "You should pay attention to tourists when you visit the White House. So much to swing under the carpet you could hit the head on the ceiling."

-Mark Russell, political satirist forThe New York Times

"I put the law, however, to everyone from all that happens: no matter the period, wake up, even if it is in the middle of a cabinet meeting."

-RONALD REAGAN

"What is the transaction with plane peanuts?"

-Jerry breastfeld,Breastfield

"I can see Russia from my house!"

-Tina fey like Sarah Palin onSaturday Night Live

"A child born today may never know credit or credit cards. I mean, what are they going to fly from their mother's hand?"

-ELLEN DEGENERES

And for more gold comedy, check these30 hilarious jokes person is too old for laughter.

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