30 funny jokes in popular songs
"Just call me Cleopatra, everyone, because I'm the queen of denial."
The music is there for you when you are happy or sad, or celebrating. It can also be there for you when you need to laugh. Of course, all the songwriters do not have talent - or inclination - to do a hilarious song, but when they do, the results are laughing and funny. Indeed, you do not think of compartments as comedians. But a deep dive in the works of some musicians will reveal a surprising amount of clandestine hilarity. In this case, sometimes someone decided to have fun with their words, while striking off the park of the Humor Department. And for more hilarity, check50 Knock Knock jokes guaranteed to crack.
1 Garth Brooks, "two of a kind of work" on a complete house "
"Yeah, we are two of a kind of work, working on a full house."
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2 The Smiths, "The Queen is dead"
"She said," Well, I know you, and you can not sing "I said" it's nothing: you should hear me play piano. "
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3 Drake, "I miss"
"Yes, I'm Weezy, but I'm not asthmatic."
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4 The solitary island, "I threw it on the floor"
"At the farmer's market with my so-called girlfriend. She tells me that his mobile phone, says it's my father. Man, it's not my father! It's a mobile phone."
5 Billy Bragg, "Saturday Boy"
"I never did the first team. I just made the first team laugh"
6 Tom Lehrer, "we all go together when we go"
"We all go together when we go, all sufficient with an incandescent glow. Nobody will have the stamina of collecting on his insurance. Lloyd's London will be charged when they go."
7 Pam Tillis, "Cleopatra, Queen of Déni"
"Just call me Cleopatra, everyone, because I'm the queen of denial."
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8 The Bellamy brothers, "If I said you had a beautiful body"
"If I said you had a beautiful body, you'll like it against me?"
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9 George Jones, "The Lone Ranger"
"I had more money bullets last night than the famous guardian."
10 Weird Al, "Jackson Park Express"
"I would make sacrifices for your love - goat, chicken, no matter."
11 Beatles, "act naturally"
"They will put me in the movies, they will make a big star of me. We will make a movie on a sad and lonely man, and all that I have to do is act naturally."
12 Magnetic fields, "daddy was a rodeo"
"I see that kissing me for the laying of training, but maybe you may want to plug it with a beer."
13 Theft of conchords, "the most beautiful girl in the room"
"And when you're in the street, depending on the street, I bet you are certainly in the top three girls on the street."
14 Snap!, "Rhythm is a dancer"
"I'm serious as cancer when I say the rhythm is a dancer."
15 Nick Jonas, "introducing me"
"I eat cheese, but only on the pizza, please. Sometimes, on a homemade quesadilla. Otherwise it smells for me."
16 Hoyt Axton, "bone fingers"
"Work your fingers at the bone. What do you have? Bony fingers!"
17 Ween, "Ocean Man"
"Ocean Man, the trip to the corner of the globe is a real trip."
18 Randy Newman, "Short people"
"They had small baby legs that are so low that you have to choose them just to say hello."
19 Eminem, "under the influence"
"Once you're hanging on the curtains, it's curtains."
20 Des'ra, "life"
"I do not want to see a ghost. It's the view that I'm afraid the most. I prefer to have a piece of toast. Look at night news."
21 Black Eyed Peas, "Boom Boom Pow"
"I'm so 3008, you're so 2000 and late."
22 Gambino childish, "Freaks and Geeks"
"Taken the G of your waffle, everything that had left you, it's your ego."
23 Big L, "7 minutes freestyle"
"I'm so ahead of my time that my parents did not meet again."
24 Panic! At the disco, "does not threaten me of good time"
"I repeated you the time and time, I'm not like that you think you're drunk I am."
25 Stephen Lynch, "grandfather"
"Oh grandfather, do not hold another day. I love you to death, but I have invoices to pay."
26 Chris Janson, "Buy me a boat"
"I know everyone says that money can not buy happiness. But that could buy me a boat. It could buy me a truck to pull it"
27 April Lavigne, "Hello Kitty"
"Let's do all the people sleep, like a big child on a smartcy package"
28 Tim Minchin, "drowned"
"Your love is like a last breath of salty air. Your love is like a card that leads to nowhere, a wine glass on a concrete floor, the overuse of the metaphor."
29 Rob Cantor, "Shia laboeuf"
"You walk in the woods. There is no one around, and your phone is dead. The corner corner of your eye, you postpone it, Shia labeouf."
30 Cocker Jarvis, "Remains"
"I met her in the Museum of Paleontology and I do not do bones about it."
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