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People without children do not realize what they are missing. Yes, children's books can be corny and patronizing, especially if you are an adult. But they also have some of the best one-liners of literature. Maybe it's because you do not expect it; In a book written for and about adults, a little humor sauceuse is not completely out of left field. But when a spiritual replica sneaks into a book for readers is still required by law to sit in a car seat, it is more surprising. It is as if someone handed you a beer at church. Should I really drink that? It's so much more satisfying because you are not quite sure if it is allowed.

Here are 20 of our favorite jokes children's books that are funny, that you read in a child or you are the only profiiez. For more childish humor, check these50 children of jokes that are actually funny.

"If you drink a lot of a bottle marked" poison, "it is certain not to agree with you sooner or later."

-Alice's adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll

"There are things you can not share without end, and whack a troll mountain twelve feet is one of them."

-Harry Potter at Sorcerers School By J.K. Orifice

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"Oh, if you're a bird, be an early bird

And catch the worm for your breakfast plate.

If you are a bird, be an early bird

But if you're a worm, sleep late. "

-Where the sidewalk ends By Shel Silverstein

"George and Harold were generally responsible children. Each time something bad happened, George and Harold were generally responsible."

-The Adventures of Captain underwearby Dav Polkey

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"The whipped cream is not whipped cream at all if it has not been whipped with whips, like poached eggs are not poached eggs unless it was stolen in the dead of night."

-Charlie and the chocolate factoryBy Roald Dahl

"If an optimist had chewed his left arm by an alligator, he could say with a pleasant voice and hopeful" that is no longer too bad, I have no left arm, but at least nobody I never ask if I'm right or left handed, but most of us would say something more along the lines of: 'Aaaaaa! my arm! My arm! "

-Horseradish by Lemonie snicket

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"Dear Aunt Loretta,

Thank you for the great pants!

How did you know I wanted it for Christmas?

I like how the pants look at my legs!

All my friends will be so jealous that I have my own pants.

Thank you for making this the best Christmas ever!

Sincerely, greg "

-Diary of a wimpy kid by Jeff Kinney

"True love is the best thing in the world, with the exception of cough drops. Everyone knows that."

TOhe married Princess By William Goldman

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"When we are sure you have properly pounded

Then some paper forms must be properly filled.

For your heirs and heirs can be properly charged. "

-You're only old once! by Dr. Seuss

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"Spoons are excellent. Somewhat like forks, not only as Stabby."

-Fortunately, milk by Neil Gaiman

"Here are three useful things to know about the bare tautiles rats: 1. They are a little bit rat 2. They are a little mole 3. They are all naked..."

-The nude rat is dressed tamoire by Mo Willems

"It was a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. My mother said that some days are like that. Even in Australia."

-Alexander and the terrible, horrible, not good, very bad day by Judith Viorst

"Now Pooh", Christopher Robin, "Where is your boat?"

"I should have said," explained the belonging to the shore of the island, "that it's not just a kind of ordinary boat. Sometimes it's a boat, and sometimes it's more a accident. It all depends. "

"It depends on what?"

"On that I'm at the top of that or below."

-Winnie the Pooh by a.a. Milne

"My dear young woman", says the teacher ... "There is a plan that no one has suggested yet and worth trying."

"What is that?" Susan said.

"We could all try to pay attention to our own business."

-The lion, the witch and the cabinet by C.S. Lewis

"Everyone is so sensitive to things they know better."

-Ghost Tollbooth By Norton Just

"Good things come to those who find it and push it into their mouths!"

-Charlotte's web by E.B. White

"The rattles would be much more dangerous if they did not have the rattle."

-Holes by Louis Sachar

"My only friend in everyone wide is a hippopotamus named Boo BOO Butt."

-The book without photosby b.j. novak

"The first chocolate pudding bowl was too hot, but Goldilocks still manifested because, hey, it's chocolate pudding, is not it?"

-Goldilocks and the three dinosaurs by Mo Willems

"Secret Pizza Party! Oops, I said that kind of noisy. Sorry, the smell of pizza gives me the happy cries."

-Secret Pizza Party By Adam Rubin

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