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Covering nearly 40 years in the history of hip-hop, these lines show that MCS have always had a ride for the cracking of funny jokes, whether at their own expense or that of their rivals. And while some rappers deliver the insults of cutting, a bit like the games of sputtered words that would make the dad corniest proud. The future, we have rounded the words of the most funny rappers ever written.

1. GAME, "DREAMS"

"It's a bit difficult to imagine, like Kanye West, returning from his deadly accident to disgusted and rap. »

Game might not have theThe details of the Kanye car accident 2002 Totally correct.

2. Kanye West, "Slow Jamz"

"She has a friend of clear skin, look like Michael Jackson. You have a friend of dark skin, look like Michael Jackson. »

Despite his general personality, Kanyeis not quite serious all the time.

3. Will Smith, "Parents do not understand me"

"If you do not want, I can live with that, but you have to put back the reversible with double knit pants. »

Will Smith's reputationas a healthy rapper made his debut with songs like "parents do not understand me," with jokes on PG Pants.

4. Tyga, "The temperature"

"Girl you are hot and cold. It makes you warm up .. "

Tyga,it's not how temperatures work.

5. Run DMC, "You Be Illin '"

"Dinner: you have eaten there have not left it was salty with butter, and it was defined you have made you eat because you were in the atmosphere but the houses you did not read was a box Food for dogs ..... »

In addition to eating a dog food box, you are also Illin 'if you order McDonald to a KFC, forget what sporty event you attend, and try to hit on a girl despite having a terrible breathAccording to Run DMC.

6. Big Tymers, "Still Fly"

"Have you ever seen crocodile seats in the truck? TAKE TAKE, Sit down, let them bite yo to end. »

Never doubt the authenticity of Big Tymers'Furniture Fabric Crocodile Skin.

7. Jay-Z, "It's hot"

"Thirty-eight gravitate like the sun around the earth. »

Hey, if it's the 1400s, nobody will interview Jay Z's lyrics at all.

8. Ludacris, "Stand Up"

"Attention for the medallion. My diamonds are imprudent. It feels like a midget is suspended from my necklace. »

Ludacris excels coming withpunchlines like this one.

9. Eminem, "Just Lose IT"

"Chuba Chuba Chuba Chuba Chuba Chuba Groussouillet. I do not have lines to go here, so Chuby Teletubbies. »

Is an eminemamazing rapper? Yes. But they can not all be "Stan".

10. Insane clown posse, "miracles"

"I nourished a fish at a pelican in Frisco Bay. He tried to eat my mobile phone. He is running away. »

Everyone thinks of the line about the magnets when they think of this insane clown posseSong on miracles and science. It's a shame, really, because it means people sleep on this line.

11. J. Cole, "Head Bussa"

"She said, 'Boy, you want your cake and eat it too. I say "it's the cake. That's what you're supposed to do. »

Tell what you want about J. Cole, but heknows what the cake is for.

12. Hurricane Chris, "Bay A Bay"

"It's so hot da club that I do not have shoes. »

We might think that the first thing to stand out would be the shirt, but hurricane chrisgoes right to take his shoes in the club.

13. Kanye, "ALL FALLS DOWN"

"Can not afford a car, she called her daughter Alexis. »

Some people stillFind the silver liningAccording to Kanye.

14. Logic, "live on air"

"I swear I'm not a violent guy. Once upon a time I brought a super soaker to a reader. »

Persona good guys from Logic even extends in hisLyrics for car access.

15. Jay-Z, "22 Twos"

"At your awakening, as I take a look, look in your coffin, feeling sarcastic. 'Look at him, sleeps again. »

jokes to a funeral may beThe even incarnation of black humor.

16. Ghostface Killah, "nutmeg"

"Scooby snack, Jurassic plastic, gas trap. »

It's not quite clear (or not at all clear)What Ghostface speaksBut he is still funny enough.

17. Lil Wayne, "Hard Body"

"I go around. I am always there, like them Geico Cavemen. »

In addition to being incredibly rude, Lil Wayne is actually tooincredibly funny.

18. Sir Mix-A-Lot, "Baby Got Back"

"Oh, rump-o'-smooth skin, you say you want to get in my benz?"

Sir Mix-A-Lot isThe biggest (only) hit is riddled with funny lines like this one.

19. Young ™ "Bust A Move"

"The music is about people start dancing, but you have eaten as long as you almost divide your pants. »

great success of Young ™ is aOde to the challenges of the meeting in the modern world.

20. Lil Wayne, "S on my chest"

"Ridin 'across the city in a Tonka toy. I got old money, Coulda bought a dinosaur. »

Additional proof That Lil Wayne knows how to break a joke.

21. VANILLA ICE, "Ice Ice Baby"

"Something catches me well. Plitter like a harpoon every day and every night. »

There are so many things other than harpons thatActually flow, highlighting why this is considered one of theworst rap songs all time.

22. Digital underground, "Humpty dance"

"I like my funky beats. I'm spunky. I like my oat lumps"

TheAn entire song is funnyBut this line is a real stand-out.

23. Lil Wayne, "Black Republicans"

"Star Rock, flyer than an ostrich."

Probablynot the best brag Juelz Santana could have come with, considering the ostriches can not fly at all.

24. Gang Sugarhill, "The delight of rapper"

"Have you ever had a friend's house to eat and the food is just not good? I mean the Soggy of Macaroni; the peas are wet and the chicken has the taste of wood."

Some people simply do not have what it takes to live up toHigh Culinary Standards of Sugarhill Gang.

25. Pharcyde, "Ya Mom"

"Ya Mama is so big and fat that it can be busy with twenty-two burritos, but the times are rough. I saw it at the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs."

Obviously, a song that isbasically a chain of mom jokes will be funny.

26. Gambino childish, "sweatpants"

"More green than my entire foods, and I'm too flying Jeff Goldblum."

Gambino childish is probably the only rapper who can make references toThe role of Jeff Goldblum inFly seems cool.

27. Public enemy, "Cold Lampin 'with the flavor"

"You eat dirt because you like to have dirt from the cemetery. You put on the sauce on it. Then you choose your teeth with chips of tombstones."

This madness iswhat happens when you give a flav flavor his own song.

28. Child of Destiny's, "Take the bus"

"Why do you sleep with your eyes closed?"

Destiny's child'sSeize how sleep works is tenu, at best.

29. Warren G, "What's new"

"I say what's next? What's up? What N-X-E-T?"

Spelling is difficult, even forrap pros like Warren g.

30. Biz Markie, "Just a friend"

"I asked him his name. She said Blahalahblah. She had a 9/10 pants and a very big bra."

Despite his best efforts,Biz Markie does not do it very far With this lady whom he could not be taken to remember.

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