10 hilarious stories of quarantine texts of exes
Have you sent a file your ex during the pandemic coronavirus?
If you have already dated, you have almost certainly received a text from an ex at some point in your life. But with thePandemic of Covid-19 Keep us inside and anxious, people turn to their exètes more than usual. Maybe it's all the uncertainty of the moment - or maybe people think that coronavirus is the perfect excuse to record on an old flame. Whatever the reason, it is prudent to say that there is also an "SMS of your ex" epidemic of taking on the world right now. We gathered stories of the real life of people who receive quarantine texts (and some send examples of their own texts). The results are naturally mixed, but hilarious. And for more reasons to laugh at this time, check these12 Twitter dark coronavirus jokes that will make you laugh.
1 The woman who decided to quarantine with her ex when he textot
May bequarantine brings people together… for real? A resident of the city of New York saidBetter lifethat she remembers again, being off - againfour years sent him to chance when thePanic related to coronaviruses Define it, even if they had not spoken since November. Now she quarantine with him at the house of his family in the Hamptons. And for more ways than people are going through quarantine, here is here13 Funny quarantine videos and pictures of people entertaining.
2 The ex sending parliamentary on obtaining food - before the destiny intervened
ATwitter User Shared that their ex tend to want to meet lunch or dinner soon because of everything that happens with the pandemic. The following day, however, their restricted state of restaurants serving people inside. Call this perfect timing!
3 The ex high school who textes despite a girlfriend
Just one head up: if you send SMS from your exentirely in a relationship, you are not smooth. A woman based on Pittsburgh saidBetter life That as long as she and her ex high school had a "brief reconquest" four years ago, she does not speak to him unless he jumps at random after breaking with a girlfriend.
However, coronavirus must have people violating all their usual "standards". She says he has textuated blue during the pandemic, but he still comes out of his current girlfriend. He even sent it three times as he thought she was angry at him since he had not heard of her. Safe to assume that it quarantine with its girlfriend while pulling texts?
4 The ex who tried to get the free workforce of the pandemic
Writer based on theGinny Hogan tweeted That when she tried "sexy text", an ex, she had not spoken in two years, things went very badly. He told him that he had contracted Covid-19, so when she asked if there was something she could do to help, he sent it "a draft 60 km from his novel for the notes " Yikes!
5 The ex that sent photos of his dog
Do not use your animals as bait! A student from a college in South CarolinaBetter life That she had three of her ex-exes touch in the middle of coronavirus anxiety. The worst? The ex that startedSending his pictures of his dog Since he knows she is "an animal lover". If this is the only way to think that your ex respons will, do not text your ex.
6 The woman who texts her ex and was reprimanded back
As much asA Twitter user I thought the pandemic was the perfect time to check his ex, it seems that it was not the case. His text has been filled with an answer from the ex that blames it to say to Ex not buy a Nintendo switch.
"I think of that once I called you you're wondering if you buy a switch andPokemon Was a good or a bad pulse purchase and you said not to do it and now ... Watch how the situation took place, "they replied. To be fair, a switch would be useful in the current situation andThey were sold worldwide. So maybe the ex is right to be crazy?
7 The ex who loves suspicious just just be "friends again"
If you have not received text "I just want to be friends again" from an ex, you have not lived. And it seems that some exès think that a pandemic is the perfect time to pull this line from its pocket. A woman who recently moved to Washington, D.C. saidBetter life She had a rather "strange" text of an old D. flame she had not spoken for almost three years at the end of March, asking how the city "milking him".
She only lived there for two months at this point, that her ex knew because they are friends on Facebook. And when she did not answer what she suspected was a "annoyed quarantine"Text, he struck her with it:" We were friends once, and I would like us to be friends again "his answer?" There is a pandemic outside ...anybody Makes new friends right now. "
8 The ex that has never had an answer
What is more embarrassing than texting your ex? SMS of your ex andnot Get an answer. A U.K.Twitter User Tweeted A text "sorry phone is dead", she sent her ex during the pandemic, three years after their last text. However, 12 hours later, she had to live with this fact that her ex probably does not answer. Maybe they received a new number!
9 The man who was unlocked after five years
A man who moved to New York at the beginning of this year saidBetter life He has not been fabile when an ex had not spoken for years did not congratulate him in motion. After all, he had been blocked by the ex on all social media for about five years. However, once things started to become serious with coronavirus, he said that his ex commends it "out of blue" to congratulate him to move it, unlock it on all platforms. Strange timing!
10 The ex who won the game
It's good to think about text your ex during the coronavir pandemic. But that's probably better when you do not do it. And television writerJess Dwek Find out that it is better when you resist the desire to text your ex, then they break down and you send yourself a text. "Whatever happens, remember that I won the pandemic," shetweeted. And for more ways to make the most of social distance, try them9 ways of genius mix your daily routine during quarantine.