30 silly <em> star wars </ em> jokes that are actually hilarious
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If you just watched the original trilogy or you are an obsessive fan who saw allStars warsmovies At least 20 times, there is something irresistible on a goodStars wars to joke. There is a shared language in cinema, a common shortcut that we can all relate. To this end, here are 30 of our favorite jokes onStars wars. When you share them with other people, make sure you are not on the Millennium Falcon ... or the ship could crack!
1 What is the internal temperature of a tannaun?
Lukewarm.
2 Why are episodes 4, 5 and 6 out before 1, 2 and 3?
Because responsible for directing, Yoda was.
3 What Darth Vader said when he entered a vegetarian restaurant?
"I find your lack of disturbing steak."
4 How does Wicket move in the endor?
Ewoks.
5 How do you call five Siths stacked on a laser sword?
A Sith-Kebab.
6 Where did Luke be his bionic hand?
7 How do you call an invisible droid?
C-THOLTER-PO.
8 Where do the gungains store their canned fruits?
Jar-jars.
9 What are you calling when only oneStars wars Character gives you a round of applause?
A solo by hand.
10 What happens, "Ha, Ha, Ha, Haaaa .... Aggghhhh! THUMP"?
An imperial officer laughs from Darth Vader.
11 Why is Yoda so good gardener?
Because he has agreen thumb.
12 How do you unlock doors on Kashyyyk?
With a woo-kiee.
13 Which program do you use Jedi to open PDF files?
Adobe-Wan Kenobi
14 What Darth Vader said to the Emperor at theStars warsauction?
"What is your call for tenders, my master?"
15 Which side of an Ewok has the most hair?
The outside.
16 What Obi-Wan said Luke when his young apprentice had trouble using chopsticks at the Chinese restaurant?
"Use the forks, Luke."
17 What do you get if you mix a premium hunter with a tropical fruit?
Mango Fett.
18 How do Tusken's raiders cheat their taxes?
They are always a single file, to hide their numbers.
19 What time is it when a step on your stopwatch?
It's time to get a new stopwatch.
20 Why do the star pilots of death are fed up with space battles?
Because they always end up in a tie.
21 What is Rebel's favorite TV talents show?
Factor X-Wing.
22 Does BB hungry?
No, BB-8.
23 How does Darth Vader have like his toast?
On the dark side.
24 Have you tried sweet gluten-free treats without gluten?
No, but I heard that they are a little mellow.
25 Why was the droid angry?
Because people continued to push his buttons.
26 How do Ewoks communicate on long distances?
With Ewokie talkies.
27 How did Darth Vader deceive poker?
He continued to change the agreement.
28 What do you need to remedy the droids?
R2-detour.
29 What is Han Solo told the waiter who recommended the Haddock?
"Never sell me the bites!"
30 Which Jedi has become a rock star?
Good Jovi-Wan Kenobi.
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