30 Mark Twain One-Linders still relevant today
His advice will live forever.
"Honesty is the best policy - when there is money."
This line was written almost a hundred years ago, by aSamuel Langhorne Clemens-Propier known to the world by name of pen,Mark TWAIN. But the crazy thing is that it wants to have been written today. The feeling is a bit cynical, sure, but it feels on the target with our modern world. Was TWAIN a kind of clairvoyant? How was it able to perfectly encapsulate what it feels like being alive in 2018, many, many years before it happened?
Here are 30 quotes from Mark Twain who feel like an apogous and on the nose today as when he first put the pen to paper. And for more than one trivial blowing of mind, here is here50 Facts of crazy celebrities that you will not believe are true.
1 "Politicians and layers must be changed often and for the same reason."
It does not matter if you voted in the last presidential election, you are probably agreeable with TWAIN on this one. For more stellar points, here is hereThe 28 most powerful rains ever pronounced.
2 "Wisdom is the reward you get for listening life when you prefer to have spoken."
In a world where everyone seems to shout his opinions about everyone, it's a pleasure to remember that the smartest are usually the quieter. And for more wisdom and perspective, here is the40 secrets of life you need after 40.
3 "To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and trust."
TWAIN could have softened that sarcast, but it is proven to be more precise in 2018. If you prefer confidence on arrogance, see these70 genius tips to strengthen your trust.
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4 "If you say the truth, you do not have to remember anything."
As we have seen time and time, liars are still caught.
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5 "Civilization is multiplication without limits of unnecessary necessities."
It's just silly. Now, if you apologize, I'll go buy a new iPhone 8. And for more fun trivia, check the100 great facts on everything.
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6 "Chips can be learned almost everything a congress can."
Hey, how did Twain experienced our modern congress?
7 "A good wedding is the union of two good forgiveness."
If there is one thing that does not change over the years, it is the recipe for a successful marriage. And yes, the TWAIN council is so good, it could be included in the50 best wedding tips from all time.
8 "This is not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog."
Whether sport or politics, rooting for the oppressor is one of our preferred hobbies. And for more good history lessons, here is theMost sustainable myths in American history.
9 "Every time you find yourself on the majority side, it's time to pause and reflect."
We are pretty sure that Twain explained why the challenge of the pod tide is stupid, right? And for more superb doubles, here isThe 30 most funny Tweets of Ryan Reynold.
10 "What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist only takes your skin."
Do you know someone who says, "Oh, I like the tax day? Nothing gives me more pleasure than to give my money to the government."
11 "Never discuss with stupid people, they will lead you to their level, then will fight with experience."
Leave this quote TWAIN Be your guide before venturing into a section of comments online.
12 "God created the war so that Americans learned geography."
Could everyone just learn where North Korea is on a map, so we do not have to fear the Second World War? Thanks in advance!
13 "Do not go by saying that the world must live. The world does not owe you anything. It was here first."
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14 "The only rational patriotism is loyalty to the nationall Time, loyalty to the government when it deserves it. "
If more than between us have taken this quote to heart, there may be fewer political arguments "which is more patriotic".
15 "Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing you to be their option."
Twain died in 1910, and yet it seems to know exactly why modern relationships can become toxic.
16 "Keep away from people trying to minimize your ambitions. Small people always do that, but it's really great that you feel you're feeling too, can become great."
Thanks to the Internet, we are exposed to more personal criticism than ever before. But TWAIN reminds us that all opinions must be taken seriously.
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17 "The more I learning people, the more I like my dog."
Any dog owner will tell you that this is 100% true. If you are not convinced, consider these15 amazing advantages of adopting a pet.
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18 "The man who did not read the books has no advantage over the man who can not read them."
It's hard not to wonder what Twain would have made Twitter and Facebook.
19 "Nothing else need to reform the habits of others."
Other people tell you what you should do to become thinner, stronger, healthier, sexier, etc.? No, no, it does not seem familiar to it.
20 "Twenty years from now, you will be more disappointed by the things you have not made only by those you have made."
It will probably be true in a hundred years.
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21 "Get your facts first, then you can deform them as you please."
Wait, are we crazy or have he just predicted the rise of "false news"?
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22 "The only way to keep your health is eating what you do not want, drink what you do not like, and do what you do not prefer."
TWAIN would have made a great nutritionist in 2018.
23 "Always be right. It will satisfy some people and will surprise the rest."
Maybe if some internet trolls took it to heart, we lived in a milder world.
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24 "Never leave formal education in the path of your learning."
You do not need a college degree to find this funny, but that helps.
25 "Virtue has never been as respectable as money."
And remember, he wrote these things 100 years before Martin Shkreli was evenborn.
26 "Never withdrawn until tomorrow, what can we do the day after tomorrow just too."
Believe it or not, it comes from a guy who had never heard of the solitary computer or social media.
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27 "We always want someone to want to be like someone else. If everyone was satisfied with himself, there would be no heroes."
We would like to introduce our new personal therapist, Dr. Mark Twain.
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28 "Mental health and happiness are an impossible combination."
Would it not be good to say that we had no idea what he was talking about?
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29 "The lack of money is the root of any evil."
He joked, but he certainly feels like that's sometimes.
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30 "Good friends, good books and a sleepy consciousness: it's the ideal life."
If it does not sound for you, you have to offer offline.at once and understand some things.
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