30 hilarious words for daily problems
Never suffered from a bad case of "coddiwomple?" Continue reading.
Life is filled with minor troubles. It's part of his lifetime and planet; It will not always be fun. But you know whatcan be funny? The language we use to describe what annoys us.
There are incredible words to describe pretty much everything that makes our days more difficult. Do you rush to clean your house before guests have passed? It's called Scurryfunging. Does your pet look at you as you eat, wait patiently to see if you drop food for him? This activity is called the gauges. Feeling a wave sense of melancholy on the state of the world? You may suffer from Weltschmerz, a German word for apathy caused by overlooking too much morning news.
And it's just the top of the iceberg. Here are 30 other words that make such a better work of explanation of small difficulties of life. And for more comedially clarification, read through the40 facts so funny are difficult to believe.
1 Colic
Feeling a nervous float in your stomach, enough you want to stop what you do and flee.
Example: "I almost asked it. But then I had the collywobbles." And for more hilarious game, consult the50 chrns so bad they are actually funny.
2 Goat
A former word of Yorkshire for this strange sticky feeling when you try to break a new pair of underwear. A "Shive" is a loose thread in some clothes that will not stop rubbing the wrong way.
Example: "Sorry, I can not stay motionless, but these new boxers give me the shivvings."
3 Croochie-Prchles
What happens to your body when sitting in the same narrow and uncomfortable position for too long. It's a bit incredible how far the 18th century Scottish slang can perfectly describe the feeling of taking a non-stop flight from New York to the.
Example: "I was at the back of this trip on the road, with my knees to my chin and I still have Croochy-Prchles." And for more information on fun situations, here is the20 things everyone finds secretly hilarious.
4 Joke
Just read something that is painfully false? It's probably flapdoodle. It's like a false news, but a fan of. Used since the middle of the 19th century is the less abusive way to say: "You are full!"
Example: "I would not believe anything he tells you. All he does is read Fladdoodle."
5 Horror vacui
If you are the kind of person who decorates your house by covering each square inch of wall space with something illustration, photos of friends and family, a mirror, because it makes you crazy when there is a space Empty at all, you are suffering from a condition called horror vacui.
Example: "Maybe we do not cover this wall with a thousand paintings. I'm just saying that your horror vacuous begins to drive me batty." And for more decorating tips at home, these are the30 home decorations that no one over 30 should not own.
6 Cup
The bloated feeling you get after eating too many things or drinking excess. It has its origins in the word Greekslope, for a hangover caused by a surinualness.
Example: "The last time I have eaten a plate of nachos by myself, I felt like a cup for a week." And if you fight a hangover yourself, do not miss theseBest 10 science hangover remedies.
7 Ishkabibble
A word yiddish that appeared for the first time in the United States at the beginning of the 20th century. It resulted pretty much as "I should worry?" It's not a real question, but a casual response. You are not concerned, despite all the warnings you have been given.
Example: "Oh, he thinks I should have a lawyer, is he? Ishkabibble!"
8 Yule holes
Gorged a little too heavily on the holidays? You can meet yule holes. It's when you've reached the last hole in your belt buckle. We have the Scots to thank this nice reminder to easily go on the carbohydrates of the new year.
Example: "I need to hit the gym. I will send it to Christmas. I struck my Christmas hole." And if you live yule hole, here is the10 best ways to lose 10 pounds quickly!
9 Acrasia
When you know you should not do something, but you do it anyway, you are acrasia. Pronounced "uh-kray-zee-yuh", as in "you crazy, Yah!" Of a Greek word of the 19th century meaning lack of strength or will.
Example: "You always smoke? You are acrasia!" And for more trivia funny, here is75 Jokes so bad are really funny.
10 Gobemouche
A naive or credulous person who is easily fooled. It is derived from the English word GOBER (to swallow) and fly (fly). So, basically, a gobemouche is "flykeeper", someone who will accept anything.
Example: "I have this friend on Facebook who always publishes stories about Bigfoot. He also believes. Which gobemouche!"
11 Humdedgeon
When you can not just summon the energy or enthusiasm to get to work. It is native to the 18th century to describe an imaginary illness. You are not really sick, you simply do not want to introduce yourself.
Example: "I can not go to our meeting today. I have a bad case of humudgeon." And if it looks like you, check these30 best ways to get more energy before noon.
12 Coddiwomple
An old English word so as not to have any idea of freaking where you are heading. If you have already led a weekend without destination in mind, you have come out of coddizobling.
Example: "I'm not a mood to go anywhere. It's just coddiwomple for a while."
13 Gwenders
It looks like it has something to do with a girl named Gwen, but it's actually a term for the tingling sensation, or "pins and needles", you can feel in your hands when they are numb too much common cold.
Example: "I have to buy gloves. I get the gwenders every time I try to throw a snowball with naked hands."
14 Ninnyhammer
A person less than intelligent. Someone prone to say silly things. You are probably friends from Facebook with some Ninnyhammers.
Example: "While politicians go, he's the biggest Ninnyhammer of all. And that's something!"
15 Sialocking
Orientation of antique Greek words Sialon ("saliva") and Loqui ("talk"), it's when someone can not speak without leaving the fly.
Example: "Hey, hey, hey, say that it does not spray. You are sialocating!"
16 Lalochezia
When you massage your foot or accidentally hit a finger while hammering a nail, your first impulse could be from the curse. And that cursing brings a thrust of relief. This emotional relief is called Lalochezia.
Example: "It hurts me at first, but the Lalochezia made it better."
17 Cockalorum
A tiny man who roughly overestimated his importance or intelligence. It is native to the Dutch dialect Kockeloeren, which means "in the raven as a cock, because the roosters have apparently a feeling of self-inflating self-esteem.
Example: "I have just stopped listening every time this cockalorum begins to boast."
18 Clinomania
A word with Greek origins-clinoe for the bed and the mania for obsession - it is this uncontrollable feeling that you get mornings when you prefer to stay in bed all day.
Example: "I know I should go to the office. But it sounds like a day of clinomania."
19 Smicker
When you see someone so attractive as you can not remove your eyes, and you know that looking at it is scary but you can not help you, you smicking. This word exists since at least the 17th century and possibly much earlier and offers us a courtesy of Scotland.
Example: "My girlfriend caught smicking a girl, so now I'm in the niche."
20 Borborygmus
When your stomach is roaring, lack of food or too much digestion. It is derived from the Greek Borboryzein word, which means "scold".
Example: "I guess someone is hungry. I can hear your Gut Borborygmus from here." And for more amusing trivia, here is here20 crazy facts that will blow your mind.
21 Thrill
Be terrified, but pleasantly. When you are in a scary movie and jump when a guy with a skip to the ax does something horrible, or that you are on a rollercoastre and that the hair of your arm are subject to attention when you click on the Trail on the track, you 'Re feeling squeezed with thrill.
Example: "I totally frightened to death on six flags. I felt this thrill all day."
22 Nikhedonia
The rush towards the excitement when you realize that your team will win. There is still time on the clock, but there is no way they can blow it now.
Example: "Nevertheless, the man is over. Your boys are over! The game is over! Oh my Gosh, I have so Crazy Nikhedonia right now!"
23 Nipple
A cheap person. The guy who never takes over the invoice or offer to pay for lunch this time. The word comes from the 18th century maritime navigation, given to the pursuit of a ship that keeps more for itself than gives the rest of the ship's crew.
Example: "We would better divide these three ways. Glenn is too much of a chip nipchese."
24 Was
It looks like you're working on your computer, but you're probably just lonely alone on your computer.
Example: "Of course, he did not meet his deadline. All he does all day is Fudgeel."
25 Forswunke
This feeling of bones tired after a long day of chores or occupied work. Unless you have been fudgeling to the computer all day, in which case you are a Forswunke liar.
Example: "I'm so tired, I can not lift a finger. I'm Forswunke!" And if it looks like you, here is25 non-coffee ways to strengthen your energy levels.
26 Sphenopalatine ganglioneralgia
The term scientific for a iced cream headache. What, are you thinking that temporary pain in your thesphenopalatine ganglion would not have a medical name?
Example: "ow, ow, ow! I ate tutti frutti too fast and now I have a case of sphenopalatine ganglionealgie !!"
27 Mudcoat
Not at all what you think it means. This average English word of the 13th century comes from "coverage" (to conceal) and "slut" (a disordered woman.) This is the garment you wear to exter when you do not want to Change your shabby or your impure clothes.
Example: "I would like to go to breakfast, but I prefer to stay in pajamas. I'll just throw this blanket and no one will notice."
28 Fard
An old English word to make make up. Do not say it too fast or they might think that you accuse them of something else.
Example: "No, no, I say that you face. Ding. As in makeup. Why, what did you think I meant?"
29 Quaiffide
If it's "Beer-thirty," then it's an officially time for Quifftin. It's a wicker word to indicate that Happy Hour is upon us and the time to drink excess had arrived. Used for the first time in a book of 1582 to describe the Roman Festival Bacchanalia.
Example: "Of course, let's take another round. It's quiff idea"
30 Sonntagslerung
It's Sunday and you really do not want to go to work tomorrow. This heavy sad feeling that all fun things will come soon is called Sonntagslerung, this word is from Germany, which is perfectly logical. Who will better create a word to have a wave sense of fear tomorrow?
Example: "Ugh, is it already Sunday? No wonder I feel so many Sonntagslerung."
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