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We live in a golden age of children's films. With all respect due at the beginning of Disney classics asPinocchio, Cinderella, andSnow White and Seven DwarvesThey can be difficult to watch. They move slowly and jokes ... Well, it's possible that they feared audiences in the early twentieth century, but they are not really kept. We got used to the films of children who make the children and adults laugh at the same time. Modern cinema for young tykes is so good, you do not need to style your own to see them.

Here are some twenty funny jokes of some of our favorite children's films, which would not seem out of order in a film for adults. For more friendly humor for children, check these20 most funny jokes of children's books.

"When you use a bird to write with, it's called tweeter."

-Maui (Dwayne Johnson), signature of Moana's train with a spout of a rooster, in Moana (2016)

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"True love is the biggest thing, in the world, with the exception of a beautiful mlt. Mutton, lettuce and sandwich with tomato, where the sheep is nice and skinny and the tomato is ripe. They are so perky , I love that."

-Miracle Max (Billy Crystal) explains priorities with the sword of Inigo VengeanceThe princess to marry (1987)

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"Ahh, a bear in his natural habitat: a budget."

-Fozzie the bear (Frank Oz) preparing for a trip on the road, inMUPPET movie (1979)

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Edith: "Are these beds manufactured from bombs?"

Gru: "Yes, but they are very elderly and very unlikely to jump. But try not to launch and turn."

-Gru (Steve Carell) tries to put his guests at ease, inDespicable mE (2010)

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"Congratulations San Francisco, you ruined the pizza! First Hawaiians, and now you!"

-Inge (Lewis Black), after learning that San Francisco Pizza comes with a broccoli like a garnish, inUpside down (2015)

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Hermione: "Stop moving, you two. It's the devil trap! You have to relax. If you do not do it, it will only kill you faster!"

Ron: "Let's kill us faster? Oh, I can now relax!"

-Mione (Emma Watson), not doing good work to put his friends at ease while trying to save them, inHarry Potter at Sorcerers School (2001)

"Never fails. You enter the bath and there is a friction at the lamp."

-The genius (Robin Williams), just trying to relax in the bathtub, inAladdin (1992)

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"If the good God had wanted to walk, he would not have invented roller skates."

-Willy wonka (Gene Wilder) explaining to his guests why the wonkamobile is a better way to travel, inWilly Wonka and Chocolaterie (1971)

"AW, poor guy. I understand. It's not easy to be banned. Take my Bigfoot friend. When he was banned, he shaped a huge layer of poison poison. Wearing him on his head like a diadem . I called myself "King Itchy. "

-Yeti (John Ratzenberger),Monsters Inc. (2001)

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"Oh, I saw everything, guy! First of all, you were like, Whoa! And then we were like, Whoa! And then you were like, Whoa."

-Crush The Turtle (Andrew Stanton) is impressed by the Runnyfish of Marlin (Albert Brooks) with jellyfish, inThe world of Nemo (2003)

Simba: "What is a motto?"

Timon: "Nothing! What is the motto with you?"

-The comic styles of a Meerkat (Nathan Lane) and Warthog (Ernie Sabella), inThe Lion King (1994)

"We will all die and they will never give me my license!"

-Michael (Robert MacNaughton), starting to wonder if it imitates a federal agent and steal a van could make a driver's license a more difficult day inE.T. The extraterrestrial (1982)

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"The hands down, it's the best day of my life. [Begins to melt] and probably the last."

- Olaf the snowman (Josh Gad) realizes that being happy and disappear could not be mutually exclusive, inFrozen (2013)

Andy: "I can not say ... if it's a traction or if it's a dish!"

Mikey: "If you hit the wrong note, we will all be dishes!"

- Andy (Kerri Green) tries to play the organ to help gangs escape from an underground cavern trapped.Goonies (1985)

"A minute you defend all the galaxy ... and suddenly you find yourself Tuck yourself" Darjeeling with Marie Antoinette and his little sister ".

-Buzz lightyear (Tim Allen), feeling discouraged from his new role, inToy story (1995)

"The winner of this tournament - no, no, the privilege - will have the honor to save the beautiful princess Fiona of the inflamed pit of this dragon! If the winner will not succeed, the rider will take his place, and so and so of More ... Some of you can die, but it's a sacrifice that I'm ready to do. "

-Lord Farquaad (John Lithgow) explaining the agreement less than encouraging his knights, inShrek (2001)

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Frozone: "Where is my great suit?"

Woman: "I put it away."

Frozone: "The public is in danger!"

Woman: "My evening in danger!"

-Prozone (Samuel J. Jackson), forgetting that he had a date night with his wife, inThe Incredibles (2004)

Ginger: "So, put eggs all your life and then be picked, stuffed and roast is good enough for you, is not it?"

Babs: "It's a Livin."

Ambitious chicken (Julia Sawalha) tries to convince a mate farm that there is something better to life, inChicken coop (2000)

"Floating like a cadillac, stimulate as a Beemer."

- McQueen (Owen Wilson) makes his best Muhammad Ali, inCars (2006)

Don: "I do not want you to think of me as your new father. After all, we are brotherhood fraternities first."

Squishy: "It's so weird."

Don: "Just think of me as your big brother who marries your mother. Wait, I was, we are brothers who share the same mom Slash Wife."

-An Monster An older U student (Joel Murray) gives a good news / a bad news to his brother Squishy (Peter Sohn), inUniversity of Monsters (2013)

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