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When a joke bomb during the Academy Awards Ceremony, she bombhard. It's not like an open night in a comedy club, where at most, you will humble you in front of a few dozen people. Oscars are monitored by about 33 million people (from last year), and all all are rooting for rich artists and beautiful artists. Believe it or not, some people actuallywant to They fail, they can go on Twitter and express their consternation. How many jokes have been told at Oscars over the last 88 years? Thousands, probably. But the only ones we recall are the jokes that bite dust.

Here are 30 jokes that some very talented people have tried to work during their respective moments of Oscar glory, but who ended up being the mistake they try to live. Ah, Celebrity Schadenfreude, is there a better way to distract us during a day of work? To prove to an even more ambitious banner, consult the30 most clumsy rewards show moments.

David Letterman hosted the Oscars once, in 1995, and with good reason. We loved the aceral host late at night in its regular concert, but its sense of humor simply did not translate at the main hour. Case in point, theUma ... Oprah ... Uma ... Oprah ..., bit. "I feel a lot better," he says next. Well, that's one of us. For more appreciation by Oprah,Here is the incredible secret of Oprah to get rid of animal stains.

Chevy Chase was a superstar in 1988, thanks to Blockbusters likeNational Lampoon Holidays andArrowSo, there was a lot of enthusiasm for his second pass as host Oscar. But whenHe opened the show With "good evening, Hollywood phonies", it was while descending from there. He fell back as Smug, Smarmy, and not all that is funny. For jokes that will not fail like this, take the inspiration from one of theThe 28 most powerful rains ever pronounced.

Most jokes tried from James Franco and Anne Hathaway while co-hosting the 2011 Oscars landed with a noise of dialogue rather than a laugh, but the vinaigrette was particularly squeaky. Even Franco regretsget dressed like Marilyn Monroe inGentlemen prefer blondes. "I was so angry] about it, I was deliberately going down on stage and I hope my dress would fall or something like that, they could not blame it on me," he said Costume. It could have been more funny.

Crystal was one of the best hosts in the History of the Oscar, but he made a bad sharing rare in 2012 when he played Sammy Davis Jr.outdoor blackface. It was not a new character for him, but maybe not the best choice for a modern crowd. As theNew York Times"Dave Itzkoff Tweeted", if you had three minutes for the first-blackface of the night in your pool #osars, congratulations! "And for more stupid humor, do not miss these50 Chrns so bad they are really funny.

Seth MacFarlane did not win new fans after hosting the Oscars in 2013. And Narre, one of his greatest flops at night was a political assassination gag thathas arrived two centuries ago. "The actor who really had the interior of Lincoln's head was John Wilkes Booth," said MacFarlane, who had a cold crowd reaction. The host, perplexed by the Jeers, wondered aloud ", is 150 years too early? If you do not like that, I have Napoleon jokes to tell you." For jokes that will not bomb, take a look at the50 jokes that are so bad are actually funny.

Jimmy Kimmel's sense of humor can be an acquired taste, as when he invited a Hollywood stars coaching tour in the Oscars ceremony in 2017 toSee the stars close and personal. Which started as slightly funny dragged a little too long, until even tourists wanted to get the devil from there.

Before revealing the best winner of the image in 2015, Sean Penn asked the crowd ", who gave this son of an [expletive] his green card?" It was referring toBird Director (and Mexican Citizen) Alejandro González Iñárritu. Maybe not the time and the place to make cracks on immigration.

In 1959, the unthinkable occurred. The Oscars ended early. Twenty minutes early, no less. With all this air time to fill, Co-Host Jerry Lewisdoes his best to improvise, orchestrating a very clumsy and uncomfortable dance party and playing trumpet (bad). It was so soothing thatTimeThe writer Richard Corliss compared it at the 18-minute interval on the Watergate bands. And if you are looking for more laughter, check the40 facts so funny are hard to believe.

When 2016 Oscar Host Chris Rock introducesDisapparative Actress (and Conservative Franc) Stacey Dash as Director of the Oscar Minority Awareness Program, it was a confusing joke. Does he make fun of his policy? Dash justDouble-slaughtered on the crack of the rock, telling the public: "I did not wait to help my people out. Merry Black History Month!" Nobody in the audience knew how to react.

Neil Patrick Harris had more than a few comic guys during his Oscar accommodation experience in 2015, like a gagnack gag about the impact on Edward Snowden being absent "for a betrayal", but the worst was probably his predictions of Oscar, locked in a clear and over-explained box throughout the evening. We get it, Neil, you really wanted to be a magician. There is a time and a place for that. If your magic trick takes longer to explain that one of the acceptance speeches, you can register for a dinner at home at home. (Although in his defense, we are always amazed byHow he shot it.) And for more on Hollywood, check the50 Facts of crazy celebrities that you will not believe are true.

Even if you are an immensely talented actor and comedian, you have to repeat, especially if it's a set of skills you do not usually exceed. Apparently, no one mentioned this in 1983 Oscar co-hosts Dudley Moore, Richard Pryor and Walter Mathau, who were clearly not prepared forPerform a song and dance number Called "Everything will fall until" With Liza ", I'm the only one here who knows what she does" Minnelli. We saw the primary school plays with better efforts.

Bob hope welcomed the Oscars a record 19 times between 1939 and 1977, so it's a miracle that his jokes have succeeded as often as possible. The only example we could find Bob deliver a clunker was in 1955 when he tried a gag that may have been too dark for the celebration. "The winners will pick up at home an Oscar," he said. "The losers will all be presented with monogrammed suicide kits to make yourself." Yikes. Take it easy, bob!

This is not the long acceptance and hiking of Melissa Leo after winning the best supporting actress forThe fighter in 2011. That's why she felt obliged toIntroduce present Kirk Douglas's Canne And use it to leave the scene while throwing an old lady. Maybe she did not make fun of the survivor of the age of 101, but it was still in bad taste. And for a little humor in a really excellent taste (at least we think), try to read the30 most hilarious Bill Murray meetings.

After John Travolta beat the name of Singer Idina Menzel during the Oscars of 2014, calling his "Adele Dazeem" for any reason, he tried to compensate the following year ... bytouch one's face. He seemed to think that he was cute - he continued to do it, after all - and his strange capped was clearly a kind of joke that had no sense to him. "I deserve, but you, my darling, my beautiful, my Menzel of Identrance Naughty talented - is it ok?" Please, for all of America, we ask you, Mr. Travolta. Stopped! And keep laughing upcoming, do not miss the20 things everyone finds secretly hilarious.

No video sequence exists (which we could find) from this historic event in 1958, the first host Oscar (and Bienforte) to greet the Hollywood elite while not carrying pants. Hey, we get it, it's Donald's thing, but it's a family show.

Roberto Benigni was undeniably charming when he won two Oscars forLife is BeautifulIn 1999, for the best foreign language image and the best actor. As he explained during one of his speeches, he had used all his English. But that did not stop him from trying toexpress his gratitude anyway, with the strange admission he wanted to be like Jupiter, so he can "make a love to you all in the firmament". Uh ... Could we transmit this?

"Uma / Oprah" was not the only letterman's bomb at the 1994 Oscars. He also tried (and failed) to the nervous presenters Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins, a politically frank couple who had used their time from Oscar two years earlier to talk about Haitian refugees held in American detention camps. "Pay attention to attention," wearing Letterman. "I'm sure they're angry] about something." It might have been meant very amusement, but he fell on bad people.

Most of the chris rock documents that the Oscar host in 2005 was just on the target, except for a joke that cameThe expenses of the right judgment. In a little where rock explained why administrators should not launch any talent, he said, "If you want Tom Cruise and all you can get, it's Jude Law, wait!"

It was not the right that took the job personally, but Sean Penn, whoexpressed his consternation Before announcing the best winner of the actress price. "Forgive yourself my feeling compromised humor," said Penn, "but I wanted to answer the question of our host on the OMUE the right Jude. He is one of our best actors."

Ellen Dengeneres is usually softball bullets on his targets, so it was surprising when, as the Oscar will organize 2014, shewent after Liza Minnelli. By highlighting the legend of the audience, Ellen presented it as "one of the most amazing Impersonators of Liza Minnelli". Then, to make sure that the insult was really hunted at home, she added: "Good job, sir."

Minnelli revealed later that she had not taken the joke to the stride. "I was really good until she said" sir ". And then I thought," Ouch! Ouch "." And for more fun with celebrities, here is the30 most funny celebrity ads that will leave you in stitches.

Shirley Maclaine had a lot of people thanked when she won a better actress in 1984 becauseTerms of affection.Many, many, many people. Including the people she had known "in the other life I could have had" who suspected maclaine could have "something to do with that". His fascination with past lives and the reincarnation was already well known, but his little Oscar joke has just fallen flat and awkwardly.

Bags of red vineyards and junior mintraining ceiling At Oscars 2017 is funny in theory. But when the candy lands on actors who were all manifested to settle in their ridiculously tight clothes, then to welcome Jimmy Kimmel would rave up with "the time to discover how much these buttocks really work", all this felt more annoying and uncomfortable than funny.

Crocodile Dundee Star Paul Hogan says he did not have a script or rehearsal before greeting the Oscar public in 1987 and give themPOINTS ON OSCAR LABEL. And to be honest, it shows. He encourages them to participate in a "good life in the old" and remind them that "about a thousand million people who are watching you. So you remember: a bad word, an insane gesture - all your career could fall into flames. . " You could have cut the tension with a knife. He was alleged that he was funny, but it's funny as a doctor telling you "you could have cancer and die tomorrow" during a routine examination.

Robin Williams was a comic genius, but even he probably agreed that he was missing in the brand in this bit of 1986, when he co-host the Oscars with Jane Fonda and Alan Alda. When Fonda offered him congratulations to the people of the Philippines, Williams slipped into somecomic improvisation It was embarrassing even by comedy standards of the 80s. "Come on, some of these shoes have never been worn, come down," he said in a Philippine mocking accent. "You come down, you get two pairs of shoes and a free black bra, come down."

We thought personally that Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin were hilarious as Oscar co-hosts in 2010, butThere was a joke It left us (and the rest of the nation) scratch our heads. After noting Meryl Streep in the public, Martin noted that "whoever has worked with Meryl Streeeep always ends out exactly the same thing:" May the woman act "and" what is with all memories Hitler? " sense. Martin thinks that Streep was in a recent Nazi drama made by Quentin Tarantino, Who was also named that year? Streep was named for a biopic Julia Child, who had zero Nazis. We are always perplexed by it.

Sarah Silverman had grievances in the air of James Bond during the Oscars of 2016. While introducing a theme performance of the designated obligations, she complained that after a flan with the fictitious nature, she did not never heard of him. "Like never, not even a text." The 45 years continued his diatribe, reminiscent of the audience that Bond "slept with 55 women in 24 films and most of them tried to kill him then." The little bit had fun moments, but the public did not go.

Wait, it was a joke, right? When singer Björkarrival At the 2001 Oscars, with what appeared to be an entire swan enveloped around his body, we just supposed she joked. Law?!

When Jack Lemmon welcomed the Oscars in 1985, Telecast was short on humor. Gene Allen, the president of the animated movement academy, tried to pick up the soft with aClumsy attempt from lightness (You can catch it at the brand 5:36). After advertising that the show was monitored by a billion people, he added "you can only appreciate what a billion people look like if you have already tried to find your car after one of these shows." The only smiling at this joke was Gene Allen.

Sometimes jokes need a second draft. This is the only explanation we can think about Neil Patrick Harris, while welcoming the Oscars in 2015, introduce Reese Witherspoon by calling it "so beautiful, you could eat it with a spoon." There must be a better way to say, "She's so pretty."

After his ex-boyfriend Tédonon, Danson had so many problems to make the roast of Friars club roast, you would think that Whoopi Goldberg would have known better. But welcoming the Oscars in 2002, shemake a joke who used blackface as a punchline. When you discuss Oscar's intense campaign, she said: "So much mud has been launched this year, all nominees look black." Ouch!

Emma Thompson had aa lot to say When accepting his adapted Oscar scenario forMeaning and sensitivityIn 1996. As his intention to visit Jane Austen's grave at Winchester Cathedral "to pay my respects, you know and tell him about big." And also to remind him "What size she is in Uruguay". There is a joke that makes sense somewhere somewhere, Thompson did not find it. If you want other Jane Austen in your life, here is the 40 pounds every woman over 40 should have on her library .

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