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Let's face the children are total suction cups. It may seem naughty, but we are talking about experience. When we were young, we all believed a lot of crazy things. It's just a part of being a child. As we have tried to make sense of the world, our imaginations often had the best of us. And with the advantage of hindsight, you can not help but laugh at some of the most absurd things you had used as a young. Need a good laugh? Read it, because here are 30 most hilarious things and completely false floods by children. Call the origins of false news!

To be honest, we always believe that, even though, rationally, we know it does not work. A blanket will not protect you from monsters or anything else,exceptmaybe A cold room. But when we were children, nothing could dissuade us from the belief in an all-powerful power of coverage.

It is such an obvious attempt from parents to make children to meet their eyes, but it sounds quite real that few children were not willing to take the risk. The same warning was given for having made a fun face. Of course, it makes no medical meaning, but the sciences of children also assume that the buttons of the belly, if they have played with too coarsely, can bring a person to deflate like a balloon. So clearly, it's not our brightest medical minds. And if you are looking for parenting advice, here is the30 parental errors worse than everyone is doing

Can you imagine if it was true? At this point, most of us would haveMore weddings stranded Then zsa zsa gabor and liz taylorcombined.

There are so many ways to refute this mythology of childhood. On the one hand, how could something push into a human stomach without sun and so much corrosive digestive juice? And why is it just watermelon seeds - not cherries or orange or apple or apple or fishing seeds - capable of growing in the GUT?Only The water melon seeds grow in the most hostile garden of all time?

"Come on, dad. I know he's the real thing!" And for more about what children think of the Jolly man in red, here'sThe most hilarious letters to Santa Claus of all time.

What else could there be? It's just a bit of dropping school to the minimum wage making wearing a stuffed rat costume and posing with tourists all day? Ha!As if!

We sincerely thought that whenever you left home, there was a 99% chance that you met at least a little quick and. It could be anywhere from parks, school playgrounds,The back yard-And After stumbled in this one, you would be either aspirated underground with dinosaur bones or, if you were lucky, you would succeed in getting back to the freedom of a tree branch.

Science explaining the link between placing your foot on the gap between the sidewalk slabs andThe spinal health of your mother is unfounded at best. But hey, he rima, and that is enough for most children to think it's an airtight hypothesis.

If there is a rule in the universe that each child unconditionally accepts is that if you can not see it, it must be dangerous. If you are in a swimming pool and that the deep end seems cloudy and vast and full of mystery, it can only say that there are sharks there. And if there are no sharks, there is probably piranha or maybe an octopus or two. The point is, there isSomethingThere that wants to eat us, and our only chance of survival is swimming, swimming, swim as quickly as possible in the other direction.

The alphabet song is a catchy and fun way to learn your letters, except for the L-M-N-O-p. Ask all children to learn to read to recite the alphabet for you without singing it and they will probably lie these five letters together, the appellant "Elemenopee". Only that they are forced to use letters to create words that they finally realize, "Wait, this stupid song unleashes me!"

OnlyLike today's children can not understand a world before internetThe idea of ​​color photography does not exist is inconceivable to them. When they look old photos of grandparents in their youth, the only logical hypothesis is that the color has been invented only at least the middle of the end of the twentieth century. It took a team of years of scientists to find pigments that were only variations in black, white or gray shades. It was a very visually boring moment to be alive, but, hey, at least everyone is.

Of course, we would never have heard of this, and it is difficult to explain the physics of how an entire child could even integrate inside an average bath drain. But it was not the practitioner of that we have scared, but the horrible thought of spending the rest of our childhood in a deep septic tank underground, trapped with all the other children who have forgotten to get out of their draining baths on time.

We all knew that this one was not very good, especially false. If you have seen the terror of a child jumping from a chair to the couch because they said that the floor is now liquid magma, you know the impressive power of the imagination of a child. They know that the soil is probably not really the lava that could burn them alive, but better do not take chances.

What child did not look at the rear window of their family car for a long walk at home at night and wondered how the moon still managed to be just above them? Well, obviously, the moon must follow you at home, making sure to do it safely before moving on to its normal moon business. He was still odd to think that it had taken a particular interest for us, and we felt bad for other children who did not have any personal moon security.

We were not exactly sure if they were tiny people out there or if it was a kind of magical creature staff, like elves or gnomes, who made sure the lights went from red to Yellow green. It was the only explanation that makes sense. There were no agreements or electrical connections that we could see, so obviously, there had to be someone who does all the work manually, throwing a switch in a very, very tiny desk.

When a child goes to one of their teachers in the outside world, it's confusing and decison. What are theyMake out there? They do not belong here! They should be at home (ie school) wandering in the hallways and wait for children to come back. Meet a teacher outside the school, it's like running in a gorilla outside a zoo. This makes children nervous.

Theconcept of "act" is a little uncertain for children. What they see on television and movie screens seem so real, so authentic, it's hard to believe that they are looking at anything, but the absolute truth. Just like the superheroes on television must berealThe superheroes, not just the actors of latex costumes, when someone dies on the screen, especially if the actor is a bit melodramatic, he feels for a child as they look at something that occurred literally .

If a child's hair grows, no matter how often you cut it, so why would not the doll hair do not do the same thing? The logic says it should work in the same way, right? No matter how many times a parent burst and insists on which they ruined a doll beyond the repair, the belief of a child is unshakeable only if they wait long enough, the fresh hair will irrave the bald scalp of their Beloved doll and everything will be right.

Parents say that for children to spare them the heart to learn that a beloved pet is dead. No dog has never been "sent to a farm". With the exception ofour dogs.Our Dogs are always on this farm, run and jump and bark and have the time of their lives and are not you dared to try to tell us otherwise!

It is a tale of an old woman without foundation in fact medical. According to webmd, there wasnot a single incident a person developing warts of an exposure to the toads. This rumor was probably launched by a child who was disgusted by the idea of ​​touching a toad, but rather than resembling a coward, he invented an elaborate and ridiculous medical reason for which he could not go close to TOADs . Beautiful try, kid. And for more extravagant stories, here is here25 stories of old crazy womenAlways To believe.

All the monsters do all day, they sit down and wait for a light switch to be turned off so that they can finally get out of the darkness of your closet and your feast on child's flesh. Only slows are eaten, so move quickly and do not give these ogres a chance to punch off their fangs.

And the really frightening thing is that many of these children grew up to become adults whoalways Believe it. On a2017 study By the innovation center of the American dairy, seven percent of American adults are pretty much sure that brown cows create chocolate milk. It's almost 16.5million people. If you are one of those people, we have superb news for you. Chocolate milk is made by adding milk chocolate. Sorry to burst your bubble.

This is one of those crazy beliefs for children than adults, despite their best judgment, are a little worried. Sure,We saw the stories about alligators living in the New York SewerBut we know that there has been no credible proofs of alligators who ever crawled inside someone's plumbing and in their toilets. You have a better chance of being abducted by the extraterrestrials. And okay, if you are in Australia, apparently, there is at least one chance that agigantic python could crawl your toilet. But as long as you do not live in Australia, it should go. Law?

The "pop" satisfying knuckles being cracked is an addiction, especially for children. What may be why parents have tried so much to make them believe that this can lead to arthritis or other chronic articular problems. Sorry, the parents, the only thing that creeping your joints look like a punk street ready for a fight. (Who can explain why children find it so fascinating.) In fact, a doctor has proven that inA 2004 study, after having cracked the tiny on his left hand for a complete periodsixty years. The result: he was fine.

But what do they do with our homes when humans are gone, it's the real question. Do they have projects or evenings? How are they so good to deceive us in thought that they are only dolls and do not have brains and organs and feelings? Adults can buy it, but children are not so easy hard. And one day, one of them could even catch a doll in the act of moving.

In fact, they could even beinsideTelevision, interpreting to live just for you. Whenever you turn away, they get a look at you. And when you go to get a snack or go to the bathroom, they take a break too and speak with each other. In the spirit of a child, everything in the world is done live and manually. There are people inside your car, performing like your "radio" and a tiny operator inside yourSiri WhereAlexa, answering personally at your request.

Well, you do not name a placePencil-vania Unless you write tools literally sounded it together. But here is a fun fact: the pencils with an eraser attached to the end were invented in Philadelphia, by a guy named Hymen Lipman. Then the Pennsylvaniasome Login to pencils! And for more wild inventions, here is50 amazing things invented by children.

It may be true that the synthetic part of the gum does not decompose into our digestive systems in the same way as the other food does, but that certainly does not sit in our intestine for seven years. This is not even there for a month or a week. No, the gum leaves our system in almost the same period as everything we down. Have you seen things coming out of a baby? If a baby can poop a cent, there is no gum that glues in your stomach for long distance.

The parents have deceived children with this myth for generations and it is not more true today than ever.According to Aqua ClearA New York manufacturer of pool processing chemicals ", there is no chemical that can operate as a urine indicator in a swimming pool." But if he is convinced even some children to get out of the pool when they feel the need to pee, we hope that this myth continues to spread.

When you are a child, adults seem to have an answer for everything. They have neither uncertainties nor insecurity or even a nanosecond of doubt about what to expect or how to behave at a given day. It's going to be great when they grow up and become Just like mom and dad , completely comfortable in the world and with nothing that could never surprise or scare them again.

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