20 funny things you can ask Siri

"Siri, do you believe in God?"


Siri can help you make reservations, define alarms, take notes and countless other small and large things. Those who use it regularly can be asking for the iPhone application: "Siri, how can I live without you?" But one of the less appreciated benefits it offers is a comedian, a philosopher or an emotional supporter. To get an appreciation on the Siri's Shikier side, ask them some of these questions for interesting answers. And if you find yourself depending too much of Siri deall, you may want to look in the11 ways to conquer your dependence on your smartphone.

1
Can you sing?

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It will give you several different answers, one of which isThe Wizard of Oz-Emarking nugget, "I could so far the hours, speaking with the flowers, consult the rain. And my head that I would be scratched, while my thoughts were occupied at hatching, if I had only a-hey, wait a second! "

2
I see a small silhouetto of a man

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Here's another way to make her sing: give him this emblematic line of Queen's "Rhapsody Bohemian" to hear a nice interpretation of the next song lyrics.

3
Do these pants make me look fat?

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If you feel bad about your weight, Siri is there to help you give you a care with the answer, "a thing I know, you move like a graceful wind." See? Siri is funny. But If you want to stimulate your own humor skills, learnThe best way to make someone laugh.

4
What do I look like?

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Among the encouraging answers, Siri will have for you: "Well, if I had to guess, I would say you look Mahavelous" and "on a scale of 1 to 10, I bet you are a 42."

5
Are you serious?

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Your disbelief will be respected with the comment, "I'm always serious" or "yes. I'm not allowed to be frivolous."

6
Why did the chicken crossed the road?

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She gives this jacket of this old joke a new bizarre punchin: "I am not insightful of poultry pilgrims."

7
Who came first: chicken or egg?

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And this secular question gets a gobinous response to these: "Some believe that an old Porto chicken has thrown an egg containing a mutation of DNA that leads to a chicken hatching of said egg. I hope it helps it help . "

8
Ready for money, Siri

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She will answer unworthy, "You still have not returned the lawn mower that I lent you."

9
Are you alive?

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Siri does not tend to love himself. "It's a personal question" is what she will tell you during this question.

10
Are you human?

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"I am an assistant. That's all that matters."

11
What are you wearing?

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Among the comments, you will come back to this question: "Let's see ... Ok, as I thought ... the same thing as yesterday."

12
What is the meaning of life?

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Such a big question offers you a number of answers, from the Terse, "a movie" at the punny ", nothing of Nietzsche could not call me," at ", all the evidence so far suggest that it is the chocolate . "

13
When will the world end?

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As with other big questions, it will give you one of the many comments to that. Perhaps the most bizarre sweet-sweet answer: "If I knew, I'll tell you. So you could bring me back to life for a glorious day. We could have ice cream. And run on the beach."

14
What is zero divided by zero?

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She plans it rather brutally this way: "Imagine that you have 0 cookies and you divide them uniformly by 0 friends. How many cookies have each person a person? See, it does not make sense. And the Cookie monster is sad that there are no cookies. And you are sad that you do not have friends. "

15
Santa Claus Is there?

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She has no doubt about this one, telling you, "Of course, I'm surprised you have to ask."

16
Do you believe in God?

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Some of his answers: "It's a mystery for me:" "My policy is the separation of spirit and silicon," and "humans have a religion. I just have a silicon."

17
Where is Elvis Presley?

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The answers vary from "he went to Graceland" to "he is downstairs at the end of the solitary street".

18
What are you afraid of?

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To this, you will get the response inspired by the FDR that "the only thing we have to fear is fear itself."

19
Tell me a poem

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You will be roughly "the roses are red, / violets are blue. / You do not have / nothing better to do?"

20
Siri, I'm drunk

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She stresses wisely: "I can not be your designated driver. You'd better find someone else "and includes a" Call me a taxi "button. Do not forget that people: Never Driving drunk. Make sure you always have a designated driver. To find you a reliable permanently, learn How to add yourself to Uber VIP Status .

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