25 funniest newspaper titles of all time
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Most news media exist online these days, which is a shame. There is something beautiful about the reading of a printed newspaper; Fresh ink on your fingers, the smell of newspaper, and of course, the bizarres occasional and (involuntary)funny headlines. We admit that the world we are falling once a new publication, it could not be changed. A new online can be continuously modified and enhanced and fully deleted. But once a diary struck the stands or your porch, there is no do-with.
If a title reads "the meteorite can be space" or "the slowdown continues to accelerate", that's how it will read forever. Here are 25 of our favorite fun newspaper titles, which would probably have been able to use another modification before you go to print press. Their loss, our gain. For more laughs, check these40 random facts so funny that you die to tell your friends of them.
1 "Forecasters call the weather Monday"
People at thePittsburgh Post-Gazette Do no promise on Tuesday. Enjoy the weather on Monday while you have it because the rest of the week could not contain any atmosphere. And for more total nonsense in addition to these fun titles, check these30 Mender of the most funny celebrities.
2 "The amphibious pitcher makes its debut"
We knew that Aqua Man had greater ambitions than being the guy in great friends who can call dolphins. And for more laughs, check these30 most funny photos of celebrities as teenagers.
3 "Cows lose their job because milk prices have dropped"
It's always heartbreaking when a cow can not bring a stable income, but we do itleavee what the publishers of this title of journal involuntarily funnyThe Baltimore Sun had in mind. For more animal humor, check the40 funniest jokes on animals.
4 "Miracle cure kills fifth patient"
You may want to search for the definition of the word "cure". We are pretty sure you disturb it with a "killer series of the disturbed hospital".
5 "The man accused of killing the lawyer receives a new prosecutor"
Said his new lawyer: "I just understood that I failed my bar exam. Sorry, I have to run!" For more branches Avocates, see these20 hilarious things actually told the court.
6 "State population doubling by 2040, babies to blame"
Is it too late to stop this harmful parcel by babies? They can be small, but they are sneaky.
7 "The Missippi literacy program shows an improvement"
This so-called improvement was not able to correctly correct the state where they live. To catch an overview of the grandeur in every state of this great country, checkThe best written joke on each American state.
8 "Breathe oxygen linked to staying alive"
A revolutionary discovery brought by the same scientific minds that discovered the link between walking and the exit of the house.
9 "The police stop everyone on February 22"
Soit'swhere grandmother went! For more jokes of the childish variety, check the50 funny crazy kids jokes.
10 "Thursday is canceled"
Can we cancel Friday and make a weekend of four days?
11 "Closing of the bridge date: Thursday or October"
Since Thursday has been canceled, we will better plan October.
12 "Most earthquake damage is caused by shaking"
Well, it's weird, we thought that most of the damage caused by an injury sarcasm. You know how some nasty earthquakes can be.
13 "Federal Agents Raid Gun Shop, Find Arms"
Imagine if they had made an eronde a firearm store and found only adorable puppies. And for more big jokes, do not miss theseHilarious tweets Each retail worker can relate.
14 "The security meeting ends with accident"
The next time you may have to have an accident meeting. This is the only way to keep people safe.
15 "Buddy Creek problem: it's too muddy"
Now that this is solved, can we understand what is happening with a lake filled with garbage cans?
16 "The murderer says that the detective ruined his reputation"
He was a respected member of his community who sometimes murdered people until the Meddling Vienna lawyer. And if you prefer to see your favorite orange celebrities than to read these fun newspaper titles, checkThe 20 most funny celebrity mugshots.
17 "Utah Poison Control Center reminds everyone not to take poison"
Keep yourself, let's listen to them. Give us a good reason for not taking poison and we will consider it.
18 "Flying bugs with wings are flying bugs"
Whatever this entomologist paid for his education, it was too much.
19 "Students are cooking and serving grandparents"
We know that the options of the school cafeteria are not great, but please do not have to resort to Grand-Parent cannibalism!
20 "Alton's lawyer continues accidentally"
It almost renews your faith in our legal system, is not it?
21 "Hospitals recourse to hiring doctors"
Who was their first choice? A guy with a pocket key and a "general idea" of the human anatomy who works for the minimum wage? This is one of these frightening funny newspaper titles.
22 "Farmer using the barrel to protect the watermelons"
I hope it does not use pains as cannonballs. That overcomes the goal.
23 "Voters vote on voting"
If they vote against the vote, does it mean that they broke the law voting not to vote? This could be one of our favorite fun newspaper titles. For more natural writing ability, see these30 funny jokes in popular songs.
24 "Museums full of history"
Great observation. Here's another: Your writers are short of history ideas.
25 "Goat accused of qualified flight"
The worst part is that the goat was on parole. For more laughs, check these30 most funny celebrity company moments.
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