55 Funny jokes so stupid are guaranteed to brighten your day
Laughter is really the best cure.
Jokes come in all shapes and sizes. There are intellectual jokes. There aredad's jokes. And, if you are in them, there iscat jokes. But above all, there isstupid jokes. You know those: a friend asks you for an absurd question (perhaps, "why did the man fell into the well?"). You say, "I do not know." And they hit you with the punchline ("because he did not see that well," in this case). And then you laugh whisperically. Because we face on it, no matter how seriously the joke was so funny. And you know what? He has definitely illuminated your day. It was here, we gathered the 50 most funny jokes that are so stupid are virtually sunny.
1 What did the pirate say when he had 80 years?
Aye Matey!
2 What is Orange and rings like a parrot?
A carrot!
3 What do lawyers in court wear?
Pursuit!
4 What is Delaware?
A new jersey!
5 Have you heard of this new broom?
It sweeps the nation!
6 Is it inappropriate to tell a "dad's joke" if you are not a father?
Yes, it's a false pa!
7 My new thesaurus is horrible!
Not only that, but it's horrible!
8 How do you call a dog who can make magic tricks?
A labracadabrador!
9 What do you do if you see a spaceman?
Taking you, man!
10 What is the best way to watch a fishing tournament?
Direct!
11 How do you call a guy who never pet in public?
A private guardian!
12 What happened when the grapes crossed the road?
There was a traffic jam!
13 Why is the pig gone in the kitchen?
He felt like bacon!
14 What is the difference between a hippopotamus and a zippo?
One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter!
15 Why did the football coach went to the bank?
To recover his neighborhood!
16 What is smarter than a speaking parrot?
A spelling bee!
17 What do you come from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk!
18 Why did the picture go to prison?
Because it was framed!
19 How do you call a computer that sings?
A-Dell!
20 What is the best time to go to the dentist?
Teeth-Hurty P.M.!
21 What can not you run in a campsite?
You can only run because it has gone from tents!
22 How do you start a spatial evening?
You planet!
23 Where will hamburgers dance?
The ball of meat!
24 What did the duck tell the bartender?
Put it on my bill!
25 Have you heard about ribbed velvet pillows?
They make headlines!
26 What happened to the frog that parked in the non-permanent area?
He had crapaud!
27 What are the most worried bald seas captains?
Sizes of cap!
29 What is a plate telling the other?
Lunch is on me!
30 Where do you learn how to do banana divisions?
At Sundae School!
31 Why is the belt stopped?
He held a pair of pants!
32 How do you call yourself the mother and father of a ghost?
Transparencies!
33 What kind of shoes do spies wear?
Sneakers!
34 Why is tomato turned in red?
He saw the vinaigrette!
35 What can you serve but never eat?
A volleyball!
36 What is the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can not tuna fish!
37 What can you find on very small beaches?
Microwave!
38 Have you heard of angry crepe?
He just turned around!
39 How are you talking to a fish?
You let him fall a line!
40 Have you heard of kidnapping at school?
The teacher woke him up!
41 What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
To find?
42 Have you heard of the detective of the potato?
He arrived at the root of each case!
43 What types of clothes a house is wearing?
Address!
44 If you are an American when you go to a bathroom and an American when you go out, what are you in the bathroom?
European!
45 What does the concierge say when he jumped out of the closet?
"Stationery!"
46 How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A Buccaneer!
47 Why did the bike not want to stand up?
Because he was too tired!
48 What types of magazines read cows?
CattleGs!
49 Why does Peter Pan still steal?
He Neverlands.
50 Why did the mouse fall into the well?
Because he could not see that well!
51 My wife told me that I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
So I had to put my foot down.
52 Why do bees have sticky hair?
They only use bee nest!
53 Why did the cookie shouted?
Because he was a wafer so long!
54 What does Mother Lion told his little one before dinner?
"Will we have to prey?"
55 How do you call cheese that is not yours?
Nacho cheese!
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