32 ways to change behavior with cinema quotes
Trust: Every problem related to a guy has a film quote solution.
"You can not change it." That's what women are always told about men of their lives. It is too closed, it is too stubborn, it is too infantile, it is savagely disordered ... but hey,It's just the way guys are sometimes. Love it as it is, or move on. What is especially true - if you enter a relationship in the hope of radically modifying his personality, it'swill not end well well. Except ... you ca it changes in small ways. You just need to know how to speak his tongue.
AsWe reported, men can communicate almost exclusively with each other using cinema quotes. (Why? Well, it's usually a way around something they are uncomfortable saying in their own words.) And if you learn to repeat his favorite lines at him at very specific times, Believe us: it will beOuch.You do not even need to know the movies. Just remove these lines like an actor and he "get it instantly".
After all, even if there are moments when you do not listen to you, you can bet it's goingalways Listen to Vito Corleone. And speaking of: Read on the15 cinema purposes the most debates of all time For more than more conversation beginners.
1 The problem: he continues to give advice when everything you want to do is evacuate you.
Your quote response: "If I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you." (Silence code, 1985)
His first reaction could be shock and horror until he remembers that this feeling is fromChuck Norris. And then he will realize, okay, you probably have a point. And if you are looking for thingsnot say, here is here13 Secrets, you should always keep from your partner.
2 The problem: it will not return your calls or texts.
Your quote response: "The biggest thing the devil never shot was convincing the world that he did not exist." (The usual suspects, 1995)
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3 The problem: it takes good too seriously.
Your quote response: "I do not know how to put that but I'm a bit big problem. People know me. I am very important. I have many books related to leather and my apartment feels the rich mahogany." (Anchorman: the legend of Ron Burgundy, 2004)
Ron Burgundy is the identity of every man. He is funny because he is the incarnation of our secret fears. But Ron Hubris does not match his abilities. Deposit this line and ... Presto, its satisfaction of self sufficient is party. And when you are on better and steamy terms, do not miss these6 Change of play to your favorite sexual positions.
4 The problem: it is a little "premature" in the bedroom.
Your quote response: "Luke at this speed, do you think you can go out in time?" (Stars wars, 1977)
Each man opposes a Solo Han, not a Skywalker Luke. So, you have already done it successfully in the height of his game. Now you can move to make it summon by acting his age: our list of40 things that no man over 40 should possess Certainly includesStars wars-Marges of sheets.
5 The problem: it's a bit a Dalba.
Your quote response: "I had it with these beautiful king-king snakes on this beautiful beach ** King plane!"
(Snakes in an airplane, 2006)
He could prepare at first that he has no idea what you are talking about. But then he will notice the smelly socks draped on his sofa and he will get it. And speaking of olfactory organs: here is the6 Best Foods for Sentasing (and Tasting) as a million dollars.
6 The problem: he refuses to ask for instructions.
Your quote response :: "Sometimes you have to lose you" before finding anything. "(Issuance, 1972)
At first, it sounds like if you are on his side. But then he will remember a certain memorable scene ofIssuanceAnd it will not only only have your point of view, but it will also find that losing the loss will no longer seem a good idea. And for more reports on the gender division, here isWhy men fall asleep after sex and women do not do it.
7 The problem: it is constantly asking your ex.
Your quote response :: "You can not handle the truth!" (Good men, 1992)
He can not chat withJack Nicholson logic. No, it will not be able tohandle the truth. Sometimes it is better to close your trapper and stop asking questions.
8 The problem: it has been "negative" with coated compliments.
Your quote response: "Are you going to bark all day, little doggie or you're going to bite?" (Dogs tanks, 1992)
Tell it with just the right amount ofMichael MadsenThreat, and he will know that he spoils with the wrong person. Not that you are going to cut his ear for sport or anything, but he may want to compose it a little. And speaking of dogs, perhaps a fury friend would help spread these situations: here isHow to buy the perfect dog.
9 The problem: he wants to send you graphic selfies.
Your quote response: "I'm too old for this sh * t!" (Deadly weapon, 1987)
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10 The problem: he continues to leave the toilet seat.
Your quote response: "It's not" NAM. It's bowling. There are rules. "(The big lebowski, 1998)
No, there is no link between bowling and its toilet habits. But it will hear that and save what you mean instantly - and faster than if you said, "Steve, are you going to leave the toilet cover, please? More people use this bathroom than you." And for on the male spirit here are the10 The main reasons why men cheat.
11 The problem: he continues to call you "the woman" or "the girlfriend", as if you are his property.
Your quote response: "You are exactly as big as I let you be and not bigger and I never forget it." (Miller's crossing, 1990)
Bravo, you just fallAlbert Finney-Bomb of size on him. After that, do not hesitate to call him "the husband" or "the doofus". in your relationship.
12 The problem: he has problems with commitment.
Your quote response: "Beautiful naked women just do not fall out of the sky, you know." (Dogma, 1999)
Referencing one ofKevin Smith's The movies are a total psych-out, because he probably thinks you have never seenall of them, much less one of his worst. But your ability to choose Cherry-choose this piece of dialog will make the turn. Entrust us: guys do not have a problem with Silent Bob, but they never want to imagine as immature Jay. And for a larger Hollywood blanket, here is the15 Most of the films of films debated at all times.
13 The problem: IL Gawks at the younger on occasion.
Your quote response: "It's not the years, honey. It's mileage." (The Raiders of the Lost Ark, nineteen eighty one)
Yes, Indiana Jones (orHarrison Ford) Spoke of himself, but the same logic applies to any sex. If you are worried, you might need something more in the direction of couples therapy, here's7 ways to make sure your marriage lasts forever.
14 The problem: he can not stop complaining about his cold.
Your quote response: "Now cowboy the f% * K up!" (The sun's Teardrops, 2003)
Yes, it was an oblivable film. But when you bring outBruce WillisThe guy who once said "Yippee-Ki-Yay", to tell him to stop feeling sorry for himself, he will take you very seriously.
15 The problem: it dresses like a slab.
Your quote response: "You are so money and you do not even know." (Swingers, 1996)
Even if you have not seen the movie since the mid-90s,he know thatVince Vaughn was just being nice. His boyfriend, a very schlubbyJon Favreau, was something other than "money. "
16 The problem: he continues to tell you about "smile".
Your quote response: "When you are slapped, you will take it and like that." (The Maltese falcon, 1941)
Because a man who speaks to women as if it were the 1940s deserves much more than being threatened asHumphrey Bogart.But it's an excellent start.Also, refer to this list of30 things that women actually want to hear.
17 The problem: it becomes too much "friendly" when you are not a mood.
Your quote response: "You will not get anything and like that." (CaddyShack1980)
There is no discussion with a grumpyKnight.
18 The problem: he complains that it takes you too much time to dress up.
Your quote response: "You want to get out of here, you talk to me." (The Warrior of the Road, nineteen eighty one)
At the end of the way: he will realize that he has more capacity to patience than he thought.
19 The problem: it takes a lot of time in the bathroom.
Your quote response: "Do. or not. There is no trying." (The Empire Counter-Attack1980)
This will be more effective than you have never imagined.
20 The problem: it orders for you in a restaurant.
Your quote response: "Tonight we donate in hell!" (300, 2006)
Then he will feel much less vanery.
21 The problem: he always has an Amadou on his phone.
Your quote response: "They can take our lives, but they will never take our freedom!" (Brave Heart, 1995)
There are few things also devastating at the secret of a guy "I would like to always be single"Ego like being mocked with aMel Gibson Motivation speech.
22 The problem: He brought you into a family gathering, then you skip completely.
Your quote response: "A man who does not spend time with his family can never be a real man." (The Godfather, 1972)
For a fraction of a second, it will feel like a compliment. But then he will remember that the "family" in this direction is a group of gangsters and women are ignored or abused ... (on this note, guesswhich has almost become the godfather but refused him?)
23 The problem: it wears too much Cologne.
Your quote response: "60% of the time spent each time." (Anchorman: the legend of Ron Burgundy, 2004)
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24 The problem: it is not a fan of giving oral sex.
Your quote response: "Do not think about that as a job. All the point is just to appreciate you." (Pet house, 1978)
Otter could have talked about golf, but his advice applies to almost everything in life that some people treat as housework but should be appreciated as fun. While we are on this subject, it might need more advice: these are theThe biggest oral sex errors, it does.
25 The problem: it's a bit a mom's boy.
Your quote response: "He is not the Messiah. It's a very naughty boy." (The life of Brian de Monty Python, 1979)
With only one quote, you could have second, his closest relationship in the world.
26 The problem: he forgot to "remove the story".
Your quote response: "Hey, do not hit masturbation. It's sex with someone I love." (Annie Hall, 1977)
Instead of scolding it, it will be much more efficient to offer a light mood on a man who has just been exploded to watch porn. But believe it or not: watching porn together is one of the safest ways ofSpice up your sex life.
27 The problem: he likes mOMMANDÉ.
Your quote response: "The guy remains." (The big lebowskI, 1998)
Just remember a guy that man spreading makes him look likeJeff Bridges In a bathrobe and jelly sandals and just wait and see how fast these knees are closing.
28 The problem: his gaze continues to derive to your cleavage.
Your quote response: "It's a trap!" (Return of the Jedi1983)
Men love Admiral Ackbar, but they do not wantto be Admiral Ackbar.
29 The problem: your orgasm is not on his sexual agenda.
Your quote response: "If you put your effort and your concentration to play your potential, be the best you can be, I do not care about what the dashboard says at the end of the match, in my book, we will be winning . " (Hoosers, 1986)
It looks like you are favorable, but he will know what you really say. Of course, what says the dashboard at the end of things.
30 The problem: He leads the same car hitting he had since the university.
Your quote response: "You will need a big boat." (Jaws, 1975)
Even if the guy could not worry less than onewalk, that will hit him where it hurts.
31 The problem: he does not stop looking at his phone or his electronic gadget.
Your quote response: "I can not believe I have just given my panties to a geek." (Sixteen candles, 1984)
He will instantly understand that his sexual stock collapsed from Jake to the TED farmer. Bonus: Tell him to read the 11 ways to conquer a smartphone addiction at once.
32 The problem: he reacted to each minor disadvantage.
Your quote response: "Someone has to go back and get a Ten Sh * punishment." ( Flamboyant saddles , 1974)
Sometimes life is legitimately difficult. And sometimes we act just like idiots in a MEL BROOKS comedy.
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