Good Lifestyle

It has been said thatAnalyze humor is like dissecrating a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies because of that. So, we will not plunge too deeply in why we love a lot of inappropriate jokes - you know, the kind of humor named "NSFW" when most of us still were in the office and did not work of the House.

But speaking of the pandemic, it can be a big part of the reason we want non-family jokes that make us fear as much as laughter. Research, including a 2016 study published in theAmerican Journal of Lifestyle Medicine, showed thatLaughter is just we feel goodThis can also increase the ability of our body to fight pain, reduce stress and even avoid disease. So here are 30 new dirty jokes to make you smile while you lay down-who, what could be the same thing as your head and heart needs now.

1. My penis was in theGUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDSBut then the librarian told me to go out.
2. Having sex in an elevator is false. On so many levels
3. What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
4. How do you call a crawling guy when he masturbates? A zero tear.
5. What does the banana told the vibrator? "Why are you shaking? She's going to eatme! "
6. What's brown and really bad for your dental health? A baseball bat.
7. What kind of bees do milk? BOO-BEES.
8. I will never forget the last words of my grandmother: "What are you doing here with this hammer?"
9. How do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? Wave.
10. Why does the snowman smile suddenly? He could see the snow blower to come.
11. What is a 6.9? Another great thing stows in a period.
12. What is the elephant asked the naked man? "How do you breathe from this thing?"
13. How do you call a nanny with breast implants? A false pair.
14. Have you heard of the man who was accidentally buried alive? It was a serious mistake.
15. They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it's poisoned. Then, the antidote becomes the most important.

16. My father is exactly like Santa Claus. I hear so many good things about it, but he only visits our house once a year and I never see him even.
17. Sex is like a burrito, do not unpack or this baby is on your lap.
18. Did you hear about the man who ran in front of a bus? He tired.
19. Jack and Jill climbed the hill for a little fun. But Jill without imprudence has forgotten his pill and now they have a son.
20. What do you do if your wife starts smoking? Slow down and use lubricant.
21. Do you want to hear a joke on my vagina? It does not matter, you will never have it.
22. Friends are like trees, they fall if you hit them with an ax.
23. When I die, I want to be incinerated. This is my last chance to have a hot body Smokin '.
24. Once, I saw a man with one hand in a used shop. I told him, "I do not think they have what you are looking for, sir."
25. How do you find a blind man at a naked beach? It's not difficult.
26. Give a plane ticket a man and he flies for the day, but pushes him off the plane to 3000 feet and he will fly for the rest of his life.
27. If you walk in the forest and fall on a corpse, what is the first thing to do? Check your card because you are obviously in circles.
28. How do you call a cheap circumcision? A scam.
29. What does a vampire do with boiling water and a buffer? Make tea.
30. What does an excited frog say? "Rubs the."