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How does one really define a "older" person these days? Is it when he or she reaches 50 years? Or is it 60? Or maybe it's measured by something else completely ... After all, these days, "old" is certainly more a state of mind - or perhaps a feeling, whether purely a number.

Anyway, we firmly affirm that the true definition of "old" is anyone who regularly uses those words and sentences we have compiled here. Entrust us: you will never find a collection of words, statements and questions more kindly obsolete and more elegant that go virtually shouted: "I am an elderly person!"

So, read it (and know that all silly punch lines here come from a very good hot place). And if you want to learn to talk about millennium, we have your back! Just check the40 things only millennia say.

Entering: A long history of difficulties and perseverance that we would all be so lucky to hear. Oh, and while we look back, here is the23 old-fashioned label rules that are still applicable.

Of course, it may be "voicemail" today, but you must give credit when the credit is due: answering machine answering machines manufactured to plot devices in a better manner in horror films. And talking about answering machines: they are definitely one of the50 things you do not see anymore in the offices.

Today we have things dvr. Yesterday, we are twisting. A long, long, long ago, we recorded.

It's been a long time since this Rush album is out, I'm afraid.

I know what you will say next: "They are useless until you absolutely need it." Which is definitely true! But it does not make you younger, friend.

Unfortunately, these printed directions can not "recalculate your itinerary".

There is nothing wrong with an occasional nap, but call your couch a "Davenport?" Sorry, but a total #oldpersonmove.

We hate it, but when the bench is more attractive than the promenade, it could be a sign of advanced age. And for big health advice, here is here40 ways to stay cutting after 40 years.

But congratulations to these friendly people who prefer to chat with a cashier using an ATM and a direct deposit.

Rare exception: If you are a schnecary calculation.

If you follow this sentence with something derogatory, you will be a stereotype of walking! Oh, and speaking of these crazy children: here is here25 things considered scandalous 100 years ago but are totally normal now.

The return Thursdays began with a widespread call. But more recently, the average age of people who always use this hashtag enthusiasts gets up more and more.

Sorry, it's been almost two decades.

It's a Uber or Lyft world, my friend.

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Yes,60 minutes is the newMaclock.

It's a good bet even step Steve has a tablet.

There is just something about this sentence that strikes us as with love lovely. It may be the use of Bob Dole from it after losing the 1996 presidential race. (Anyway, we just dated considerably with this reference.)

We dare you find a millennium that wears under.

When you refer to a computer.

A classic baby boom.

Otherwise known as analog Siri.

It's time for an improvement, a friend.

For record: we think it's a better and more personal gesture than just sending a Spotify playlist on email. That said, he still screams "the elderly person".

"Ah, theBRADY BUNCH.Nowthis Was a good TV! "

If only corner offices were still in abundance.

We hear you. But maybe the"Selfie pasta" will change your mind.

Of course, "Iceboxes" started falling out of fashion in the 1930s. But it's a delicious and throwing assignment.

Says no youth never.

If you have to ask ...

Thanks to phones, even flow cards become dated. Then checks are officially two generations.

Specifically, when a bartender, a waitress or alcohol store career requests your identifier before you sell your alcohol consumption. The gratitude of being carded is not an emotion experienced by young people.

When you refer to, say, Daft Punk.

Unless, of course, you play baseball.

You officially become the grumpy neighbor in theDennis threat.

Another obsolete thing done thanks to the smartphone.

But honestly, no one would blame you for that. Chalk head to the elderly!

It's a sign that you are aging, for sure.

This is not so much the buffet. This is the fact that you probably dine if many people are at work.

If you have grown up to enjoy the taste of caramel candies combined with pocket stuffed, I'm afraid it's official: you are younger.

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