The 30 books of the most funny celebrities

Meet the less boring readings of all time.


Books written by celebrities can be struck or missing. Especially for celebrities who are not famous for writing books. Being an author is a difficult job, after all, and just have a name or a recognizable face does not necessarily cut it into the world of publication.

But then there is theother Celebrity book type: the one you can not deposit. He who is actually funny, it makes you laugh aloud. These are more difficult to come, but they are there, trust us. And when you find them, you remember knowing why cozying with a good book is always a better way to spend a night than almost something else. For more unavoidable books, consult the40 pounds every man over 40 should have on his library.

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Paddle your own canoe: the fundamental principles of a man for delicious lives, by Nick Offerman

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Best line:"I eat a bouquet of spinach, but only to clean my pipes to make room for more ribs, fool!"

We were already huge fans of theParks and leisure Star, but this book has just sent our adoration of offerman in the stratosphere. In these pages, it shows how to be a better man - one who can do his own work of wood, can lead somewhere without GPS and can subsist entirely on a barbecue pork rib speed. And for more our favorite actor inParks and leisure, read on the30 most funny jokes ofParks and leisure.

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2
Does everyone drag without me? (And other concerns), By Kaling Mindy

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Best line:"There is no sunrise so beautiful that it's worthwhine to see me."

We do not know that we buy Mindy arguments on which guys should wear more poisons or why drilling the brosnan's chest hair is the best. But even when we do not agree with theMINDIC PROJECT Star, it leaves us in stitches. Even if this book had been published with its original idea for a title -When your boyfriend is part of your jeans and other atrocities - It would always be in our library. And for more laughter, check the30 most funny sitcom characters of all time.

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3
I can not do that,by Kevin Hart

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Best line: "You need a teacher, because those who can not do, teach. So, if you want to learn something, go to someone who can not do it .... I think I have writes this evil. "

It is impossible to read this book without hearing Kevin Hart's voice in your head. The stand-up and the movie star could read the directory and do it funny, then this collection of tests (or "life lessons") was rather certain to make us laugh from the beginning to the end. And for more laughs, check these30 hilarious jokes found in non-comedy films.

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4
The Diarist de la Princess, by Carrie Fisher

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Best line: "Because you can do with people who like you except, of course, inevitably disappubate them?"

We admit that our original has picked up this memory 2016 by Princess Leia ... uh, we mean Carrie Fisher ... hear about his business with Han Solo ... uh, we mean Harrison Ford. We had that, and much more. Fisher was the real deal, which makes his death in 2016 all the more tragic. "If someone reads that when I went to the big bad beyond, I will be embarrassed in an postumous way," she writes. "I will spend my life after death." We never wanted to believe in the sky more. And for more indispensable reading, here is the40 pounds Every woman over 40 should be possessed.

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5
Are you there, Vodka? It's me, Chelsea,by Chelsea Handler

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Best line: "I do not doubt that my mother's pregnancy with me was an accident. Especially because many times she told me that I was an accident."

Judy Blume's inspiration is only a reason why we love this collection of essays and stories of the comedian host and end-of-night. From his obsession with small people to pretend to have an affair with his father to get a first class upgrade on a flight, his stories are still entertaining and down the jaw and can even make you think: "Hey, I guess my life is not so bad after all. "And for more laughs, know thatThe joke of this woman about age will make your day.

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6
Food: A love story, By Jim Gaffigan

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Best line:"I am convinced that anyone does not like Mexican food is a psychopath."

What makes a comedian like Jim Gaffigan qualified to write about the complicated human relationship with food? As he explains: "I am a little fat. If a thin guy had to write on a love of food and eat, I highly recommend that you do not read his book." Work for us. And if you feel a little worn these days, here is the30 best ways to lose weight at work.

$ 13; Buy nowAmazon

7
The Bedwetter: Stories of Courage, Redemption and Peeing, by Sarah Silverman

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Best line:"I am diagnosed with not having enough stainless drugs through my body."

The memory of Silverman 2011 is a coming story. She speaks frankly from her struggle with the chronic bed bed and does the heroic story of how she overcomes her is beautiful and (like anything with something touched silverman) so very funny.

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8
I am America (and then can you!), by Stephen Colbert

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Best line:"There is an old adage on those who forget the story. I do not remember, but that's good."

This book from 2009 simply reminds us how much we miss "Stephen Colbert", the character once played by the actor and the host of Talk Show Stephen Colbert. But we will always have this book to remember that Stephen Colbert - not him, the other - was once there to remind us (with ironic enthusiasm), "Keep your facts, I'm going with the truth." And for more Colbert, check the30 most funny celebrity advertisements.

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9
Breastlanguage, By Jerry Seinfeld

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Best line: "A two-year-old child is a bit like having a mixer, but you have no high for that."

There is a reason why Seinfeld ruled the 90s (and the 80s, to this case.) He was just this funny. This 1994 test book is like an encyclopedia of the best bits and observations of Seversefeld. For more than his "show about anything", here is the30 the funniest jokes of Sitcom of all time.

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10
Mother. Spouse. Sister. Human. Warrior. Falcon. The indicator. Turban. Cabbage, By Rob Delaney

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Best line: "Children gave terrible gifts because they are poor."

If you know Delaney from his Amazon series,Disaster, or hisTwitter, which is literally the best thing to do on the internet from wireless connections, this book is a stranger. It's more than just a memory on the jokes of the consumption of frenzy and fisters. It is the story of a man's quest to overcome depression and become the most funny person being retweured by millions of foreigners of his generation.

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11
Without reservation, by Anna Faris

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Best line: "If your nearest friends, stop showing your barbecues, you're probably in a bad relationship."

We knew Anna Faris was funny - his leading role on the CBSMom and movies of 40 more likeRabbit house andMy super ex-girlfriend We showed us that - but we did not know she was also a writer as fun. His memory 2017Without reservation To more authentic laughs than most stand-up memories, with hilarious details on his wedding to (now ex) Chris Pratt, his plastic surgeries and how to corrupt a boy with ice cream. And for more stuffing, do not miss the30 most funny tweets on parenthood.

$ 16; Buy nowAmazon

12
Cruel shoes Steve Martin

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Best line: "I like a woman with a head on his shoulders. I hate the neck."

If you call yourself a comedy fan and you did not read Steve Martin's stories and intestinal tests, you need to stop everything and find it immediately. TheCruel shoesThe title comes from one of these stories on a pair of "hideous" shoes filled with painful curves and "razor blades to hold the foot in place", all in the name of fashion.

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13
Bossyping, by Tina Fey

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Best line: "It's an impressive movement to conclude that just because you do not like something, it's empirically not good. I do not like Chinese food, but I do not exchange items trying to prove it . "

As if we needed another reason to love theRockStar. The thing about Tina Fey is that she is not only hilarious, every joke of this 2011 collection cracks wisdom.

$ 8; Buy nowAmazon

14
Patient in the head: conversations about life and comedy, by Judd Apatow

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Best line:"Life is ridiculous, so why not be a good guy? It's the only religion I owe to this day."

TheCocketing The director speaks to some of his favorite comedians, like Mel Brooks, Jon Stewart, Harold Ramis and Chris Rock, on life and comedy and things that make them laugh. It's like sitting with your favorite comics and headphones as they pull the breeze about everything and everything.

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15
My mother was walnut,by penny marshall

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Best line:"One night I'm in a basketball game, the next, I'm selected by armed ninjas."

Penny Marshall - or as you probably know it better, washLavante & Shirley - Know how to run a Hollywoodist thread that will make you fall on the ground with a laugh. She cries all about everything from the "woman with dandruff" in a head and advertisements ointments to become the first guideline to make a movie (FatStaring Tom Hanks) that reached $ 100 million in profits. It must be the most funny story to drive a motorcycle across Europe with Garfunkel art that we have ever read. And for more laughs, do not miss the75 Jokes so bad are really funny.

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The king of the bassoon: art, idiocy and other sordid tales of the group room,Stream

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Best line: "As if the bassoon, the xylophone and the obsession of science fiction were not enough, I then took an interest in failures. It is as if the dweekom sirens have been considerably bruised in their pimply rear, where I have never really returned. "

The guy who played Dwight fromOffice Had a life of Heckuva outside of television. He shares all the gravious details, to take drugs in New York in the 1980s to rediscover his Baha'i faith in recent years, and he does all this with the effortless mind we hope of the actor.

$ 19; Buy nowAmazon

17
The girl with the lower back tattoo, By Amy Schumer

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Best line:"If you are a real introvert, other people are essentially energy vampires."

Amy Schumer's sense of humor is not the taste of everyone, but we thought this collection 2017 of non-fiction stories about his life was both hilarious and vulnerable. In the 35 chapters - one for each year of Schumer's life - she writes about the multiple sclerosis of her father and her sex life often lunge, among other topics. Bonus: You will not believeWhat a famous Schumer person is married to.

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I do not know what you know me about: confessions of a co-star, by Judy Greer

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Best line:"I'm on a constant metro, red wine and nyquil."

Judy Greer is used to being recognized by people who swear they saw it in something, even if they do not remember what it is. It has been in more than 100 films and television shows, fromDevelopment stopped andTwo and a half men ToThe wedding planner and13 go 30. Naturally, she has a lot of stories and she all shares them with a finely adjusted sense of humor.

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Based on a true story: not a memo, By Norm MacDonald

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Best line:"Death is a fun thing. Not funny haha, like a Woody Allen movie, but strange funny, like a wedding of Woody Allen."

The only timeSaturday Night LiveThe weekend update anchor is like a one-man gag machine, and fans of its absurd liners will find a lot here to enjoy. Sometimes self-deprecated - on his relationship with the public, he claims "they hate you or do not hate you completely" - it prevents you from guessing which parts of his memory are true and who are a complete manufacture. "I was a hick," he wrote, "born of the sterile and rocky land of the Ottawa Valley, where the richest man in the city was the hairdresser." Not really, but it's funny nevertheless.

$ 19; Buy nowAmazon

20
The misadventures of a clumsy black girl, by ISSA Rae

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Best line:"If I could come back in time and slap all the idiocy of my mouth, I would be a busy time traveler."

Based on its wildly popular web series by the same name, Issa Rae hatses all the funny awkward tales and wearing your coffee of his life, his fear of being watched while she eats in public in Cybersex at the beginning of the Internet. . "I do not want to die alone," she admits a particularly funny chapter. "But spending quality time with myself 60 to 70% of the day is my idea of ​​Mecca."

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Yes please, By Amy Pohler

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Best line: "Tell me to relax or smile when I'm angry, it's like bringing a birthday cake into an EPA sanctuary. You simply ask you to bring your nose and genitals bitter."

We liked Pohler sinceParks and leisureAnd its beginner of comedic trials has just confirmed our devotion. Equal hilarious and edifying parts, it is not only the most funny person alive, it is also a fundamentally good soul. It's rare when you finished a book with a gut that suffers from laughingand The inspiration to be a better person.

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I just love you as I am, By Jenny Mollen

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Best line:"Read the horoscope of your ex Every week will not help you control his life. No, you have to hide in his bushes, break his email or kidnap his dog if you want to make a real change."

Actress Jenny Mollen describes his book as "an assortment of stories about not doing the right thing". She may be right about it. The co-stars of the stars of television asangel Makes fun of his desire to be loved by everyone - friends, foreigners, ex-little friends, dogs - to anecdotes hiking like the moment when she harassed her therapist and her disastrous accommodation from the worst party of Bachelorette of all time.

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23
Zombie Spaceship Fasteland, by Patton Oswalt

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Best line:"People will find transformation and transcendence in McDonald's Brown Brown's brown if that's all they have."

This is not your standard comic memory. This is the true story of a spectacular nerd, Patton Oswalt and its many geeky obsessions while growing up. There are dedicated chapters to dungeons and dragons andStars wars, and if your reaction is "justaChapter for everyone? It's not enough, "it's certainly the Humor Book for you.

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Autobiography,by Morrissey

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Best line:"David [Bowie] said discreetly:" You know, I had so much sex and drugs that I can not believe that I'm still alive "and I tell him very much:" You know, I had it So little sex and drugs that I can not believe I'm still alive. "

The autobiographies of Star Rock Star rure radically riots, but the Frontman Smiths writes on his life with the same acertic spirit and poetic cynicism that it is used so effectively in his songs.

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25
My first five husbands, By rue McClanahan

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Best line: "The dumbbells are pretty easy to come, but since many of them are married, I suggest lifting weights."

She played white Devereaux onGolden girlsBut if his book is to believe that Sitcom was not as funny as the many McClanahan relationships with men. Looking at the photos of his second wedding, she writes: "We look happy. Just like smiling travelers waving the outgoing Titanic Bridge."

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Moab is my washpot,by Stephen Fry

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Best line:"[Love] without smile is also sick and that the base of vodka and tonic without ice."

The British author and the star of such shows likeBlack viper, as well as the voice on the sevenHarry Potter Audio books, tells the first 20 years of his life in rural England, where he was the opposite polar of a very high and obedient boy. As one of the fry teachers of him: "For the colossal nerve, for Sheer, Ruddy plays, I have never met anyone to match you."

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Dolly: my life and other unfinished business, By Dolly Parton

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Best line:"It takes a lot of time and money to watch this cheap, darling."

You do not have to love his music to admire Dolly Parton. It is impossible to read this brief, full of wisdom of the country and Mountain Spirit of Appalachian, without hearing it in Dolly's distinctive south accent. It's Dang close up!

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Too big to fish, By Artie Lange

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Best line:"You have not lived until you played Scrabble in a psychological neighborhood."

It is honestly a miracle that Artie Lange has lived long enough to write this book, a heartbreaking (and hilarious) story of his increase in the self-hate of drugs.MADTV Distribution member at a Howard Stern radio program. It has an incredible ability to tell a story that is equal among heartbreaking equal parts and madly comic. Are these tears of laughter or crying? It is impossible to say.

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Normal attempt,by Marc Maron

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Best line: "It's the big challenge of life - to choose disappointment in wisdom so that people respect you and you do not live your friends with your moan."

If you listened to one of the Maron podcasts, you already know that he has a talent for denominational and hilarious tales. But this book of 2014 takes us even deeper into his manual brain. Only Maron can share a story about the loss of his virginity at the waitress in a Bagel store and make it quite relative, even if you stand in detail.

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Brain pits, by George Carlin

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Best line"Here's all you need to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid."

We saved the best for the end. The end, Great George Carlin was not just a comedian. It was a poet, a philosopher and without a doubt the most funny person to put a pen pen. There is a laugh on every page, and also often a reason to pause and reconsider the things of life that you never think about twice. For more laughs, do not missIt's the best way to make you laugh anyone.

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