The 25 largest duplicates of all time by politicians

All ziners who will resonate eternity.


There is a reason that guys like Winston Churchill and Ronald Reagan are selected as icons and it's not just because of their political victories. They were ruthless with zingers.

Great speeches go down into history books, but these short doubles, Pithy, who transform politicians into legends. Their remarks out of the armband (and well, probably scripted) do not always have to be funny. Sometimes a political lining is inspiring, sometimes it is involuntarily ironic, sometimes it is not even a single line. (We will not be too literal here, so relax.)

Whether it's George H.W. Bush telling voters to "read my lips, no new tax" or Bill Clinton promise the nation ", I didnot Having sex with this woman ", a lining can summarize so much with so little. We have gathered from our favorite political quotes that prove, as Vice-President, Al Gore once said, you win, You lose it, and you lose it, and then there is this third known category. "And look for more energetic advice? Discover these50 inspiring success quotes that will boost your days.

1
On Idiocy

Former Commissioner of the Texas Department of Agriculture

"If ignorance goes to forty dollars a barrel, I want drilling rights at the head of George Bush."

-Jim HIGHTOWER, Commissioner of Texas of Agriculture (1983-1990), referring to the 41st President. And for more hilarious lines, check the50 chrns so bad they are actually funny.

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2
On protesters

Former President Ronald Reagan

"'Do love, not the war'? By the eyes of you, you did not look like what you could do much."

- California governor Ronald Reagan, when he meets hippies protesters in Ucla Chanting "Making love, not war!" And if you are on the market for superb doubles, you can say at home, check out the20 funny things to ask your Amazon Alexa.

3
On unfair comparisons

Former Senator Lloyd Bentsen with Jimmy Carter

"I served with Jack Kennedy. I knew Jack Kennedy. Jack Kennedy was one of my friends. Senator, you're not Jack Kennedy."

-Senator Lloyd Bentsen, at the 1988 Vice-President's debate, delivering burns of burns in Dan Quayle. And for more sick burns, here is the30 most powerful shoots ever pronounced.

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4
On humility

Golda Meir, former Israeli Prime Minister

"Do not be so humble, you're not so great."

-Golda Meir, the first prime minister of Israel (1969-1974), using his favorite disabs on various people, including diplomats. And for more broad lines of strong women, here is the7 most inspiring citations for women from the music price billboard.

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5
Find humor in any situation

Ronald and Nancy Reagan

"I forgot duck, darling."

-Ronald Reagan, 1981, after John Hinckley's assassination attempt. He pushed the line to his Nancy wife, while it was rolled on a rib in the emergency room. If you are looking for more laughs, check these20 things everyone finds secretly hilarious.

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6
Be a woman in politics

Former Colorado Representative Patricia Schroeder

"I have a brain and a uterus, and I use both."

-WE. Congress, Patricia Schroeder (1973-1997), when she is asked by a male colleague, how she could be a mother and a congress at the same time.

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7
On unsolicited advice

Former President Zachary Taylor

"Stop your absurdity and drink your whiskey!"

-Zachary Taylor, when he was suggested that he considers a president race. He did it anyway and became the 12th American president, serving only one year and a half before dying at the office.

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Laura Bush

"Yes. But my view becomes bad."

- Former First Lady Barbara Bush, asked in 2002 if she still considered her husband the most handsome man in the world.

9
On the experience

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"I am the only one on this stage that hired people."

-Current President Donald Trump, during a GOP debate in which Senator Marco Rubio accused Trump to hire foreign workers. Curious what other things Kooky that the president has spoken lately, discover7 times Trump Trump tweets cut the world.

10
Recognizing your strengths and weaknesses

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"If I had to name my greatest strength, I guess it would be my humility. The greatest weakness, I may be a little too great."

-President Barack Obama (2009 to 2017), pleasant with his talents during a 2008 Campaign Fund collection dinner in New York.

11
About Gracious Aging

Former President Ronald Reagan

"I will not exploit, for the political purposes, the youth and inexperience of my opponent."

-Ronald Reagan, during a 1984 presidential debate with Walter Mondale, when requested if, at 73 years, it is too old to be president. Mondale was 56 at the time.

12
On how politics is like football

Eugene McCarthy and Lyndon B. Johnson

"Being in politics, it's like being a football coach. You must be smart enough to understand the game and enough to think it's important."

-MINNESOTA Senator Eugene McCarthy (1959-1971), explaining his profession toThe Washington PostOn November 12, 1967. For laugh, check these30 the most ugly sports uniforms ever designed.

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13
On war strategies

Napoleon Bonaparte

"Never interrupt your enemy when it makes a mistake."

-Napoleon Bonaparte, Emperor French (1804-1814), explaining how he conquered continental Europe.

14
In marriage

Franklin D. Roosevelt

"I'm not surprised. But whatfor? "

-Preside Franklin D. Roosevelt, when he says by his secretary that his wife, Eleanor was in prison. She was in fact there to visit and talk with prisoners.

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15
On slips of the language

Former Senator Ted Kennedy

"She is a wonderful and wonderful person, and we are looking for a happy and wonderful night ... Er, life."

-Senator Ted Kennedy, corrected while talking about his future wife, Victoria Reggie.

16
On life in the White House

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"I do not know if it's the best public housing in America or the crown jewel of the federal penitentiary system."

-President Bill Clinton (1993 to 2001) on what he really likes to live and work at 1600 Avenue Pennsylvania.

17
Evil

Former Senator Bob Dole

"There they are. See no harm, do not hear any harm, and ... bad."

-Senator Bob Dole (1985 to 1996), highlighting former presidents Carter, Ford and Nixon standing next to each other in a white house.

18
On how unemployment works

Former President Calvin Coolidge

"When many men are unable to find work, unemployment results."

-Procendor Calvin Coolidge (1923-1929), sharing its ideas on the complexity of the labor market.

19
Ignoring the trolls

Former First Lady Michelle Obama

"When they go down, let's go up."

-Forme First Lady Michelle Obama, during his speech at the 2016 National Democratic Convention.

20
On endurance

Former President Lyndon B. Johnson

"To be president, it's like being a jack - in a hail hail. There is nothing to do but stay there and take it."
-President Johnson, during an interview of 1964, explaining how his work was not so different from being a low-yard animal.

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21
On the American people

Former President Abraham Lincoln

"I am a firm believer in people. If this is given the truth, they can be dependent on meeting a national crisis. The big point is to bring them real facts and beer."

-President Lincoln, demonstrating his knowledge of human nature

22
Irony

Former President Richard M. Nixon

"I would not want to be a Russian chef. They never know when they are registered."

-President Nixon, during an interview with 1977 with the British broadcaster David Frost, not really understanding how to criticize other "bands" countries might not be the best idea.

23
On young problems

Former President Herbert Hoover

"Blessed are young, because they will inherit national debt."

-President Herbert Hoover (1929-1933), at an address of 1936 at the Republican Conference of Nebraska in Lincoln, Nebraska.

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24
On democracy

Winston Churchill
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"Indeed, it has been said that democracy is the worst form of government, with the exception of all these other forms that have been judged from time to time."

-Winston Churchill, U.K. Prime Minister (1940 to 1945, 1951 to 1955), explaining why democracy still regulates.

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25
On hard work

Former President Abraham Lincoln

"My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love him."

-Praham LincolnPrésident (1861-1865), in a letter to his secretary of war, Edwin Stanton, July 18, 1864.

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