30 terrible original names for your favorite groups
"Tony Flow and miraculously majestic masters of Mayhem?"
Done: The history of rock and roll is littered with an astonishing number of missed failed in the band names department. Everything is understandable, of course. Whenever you are engaged in a creative business, it's hard to hit the perfect idea of the bat - you have to discuss things, brainformation, "workshop", and refine your options until that you thought you had the perfect fit. Today we would not be surprised if the bands hired brand agencies to do it for them.
However, in the case of the following band names, they are so spectacularly terribly awful that we can not believe that we even know about them, and they were not dismissed at the time they were pronounced. So, read it and try to create a world in which "Tom and Jerry" to vote on a "bridge over a troubled water" and "Tony Flow and miraculously majestic masters of Mayhem" blood "under the bridge". "And for larger lessons in terrible monikers, do not miss the30 Names of pets of the most funny celebrities.
1 Kara flowers; MAROON 5
In the 90s, alternative rock music had just come into its own years, and it was soAdam Levine and crew team. Four of the five members of the band met in a prestigious art school in Los Angeles, where the name of Kara flowers seemed appropriate for a group of teenage boys in love with the same girl - you guessed it, Kara. And for more information on Kara and Adam Levine's POSH Education, check the20 celebrities who are born rich.
2 Tom and Jerry; Simon and Garfunkel
Musical legendsGarfunkel art andPaul Simon I made music together since they had been 15. nervous to use their given Jewish names, the pair came with the safest bet: "Tom and Jerry". Simon was named John "Jerry" Landis (after Sue Landis, a girl at the school he had the crumpley), and Garfunkel was named Tom Graphic, a reference to graphic paper. All we can say: Thank God that did not happen. And for more than what size in this mad world of ours, do not missThe 30 unresolved mysteries of America have fascinating.
3 Mookie Blaylock; Pearl jam
Before Pearl Jam becomes one of the most grunaous bands of the 90s and finally redefined the sound of the decade, they were only one sport fans group. Their first group name was Mookie Blaylock, after the old NBA star who played for new Jersey and Atlanta Hawks nets. And for more missed in the world of sports, here is the30 The most ugly sports uniforms ever designed.
4 Sweet children; Green day
This is an original band name that we want somehow stuck. Although it is prudent to assume that this name has been used for ironic purposes, it would have always been the best coverage for every teenager with helicopter parents. What mother would say no to a sweet children's concert? And for more music, checkHow music helps you burn more calories.
5 The obelisk; The treatment
Before Goth clothes and raccoon,Robert Smith I wanted to appoint his group after phallically shaped monuments.
6 The group helps boys; Thugs-N-N-Harmony
It was all becauseAnthony "Krayzie Bone" Henderson crushed its moped in junior year. The next day, he arrived at his school in Cleveland covered with band-AIDS - and his crew did solidarity. From that moment, the Aid Boys group reigned the halls of their Junior high school. And for more examples of people who hit big, read onThe kid who did $ 16 million on YouTube in a single year.
7 Young aborigines; Beastie Boys
Before the Beastie Boys went out of women, they objects other cultures. According to the group, they just wanted their music to be "primitive in a certain way". They finally got what they wanted.
8 Screaming abdabs, tea tea, Leonard's Lodgers, Meggiaths; Rose floyd
Pink Floyd apparently has brand problems at first. From Prim tea and suitable tea to the greatest number of screaming abdabs, it took a while for the group to become one of the safest bands in the world.
9 Soft white fan; Blue oyster worship
Is Blue Oyster Cult really the soft white belly of Rock N '? The group is safe used to think it. Members of the original band-Minus Legard SingerEric Bloom-Visited with this name in the 1960s before enough critics convinced the group to try another name. And for more trivia mad, here is the30 facts that you always believe that it was not true.
10 Salted peppers; Earth, wind and fire
Before the main singerWhite Mauritius Named his group after astrological elements earth, wind and fire (he is a Sagittarius), he received the inspiration from the culinary scene.
11 PUD; Doobie brothers
Sometimes inspiration seems to hit a brick wall. Case in point: Pud.
12 Rainbow culpose monkeys; Eleven
Could you imagine a night host to introduce these guys by this name? Oy. And speaking of: here is the30 latest delayed night latest television moments of all time.
13 Upset dinks; Sugar department
Be serious: what else have you been waiting forMark McGrath and company? The group stuck with the name inspired by the craft and craft kits heated in the oven - until a trial has almost fallen on the head.
14 Tony Flow and miraculously majestic masters of Mayhem; Hot hot peppers
This name is indeed an ode at each first band that seems to adapt an entire encyclopedia of intimidating adjectives in its title. Peppers of hot red 'Anthony Kiedis said that the name reflected how they wanted to play, "majestic and chaotic".
15 The Blues Band of Polka Tulk; Black sabbath
Okay, yes, the name is a bit misleading for one of the first bands of heavy metals in the world, but it is still a bit cool, nevertheless. The group stuck with the name until the black sabbathTony iommi RecountOzzy Osbourne One day which, "every time I hear it, all I can imagine, it's you, with your pants around your ankles, [relieving me]."
16 Golliwogs; Revival Cleedence Clearwater
While the name sounds English and does not place a gently conversation voice, Cleedence Clearwater's alarm clock has finally exchanged this name for something that has had a little more song.
17 Bare toddler; Creed
It feels just as bad.
18 Village idiots; Nickelback
We are pretty sure the band had a crystal ball in front of them when creating this ironic brand. It was back when the group was singing only covers and now everything is really the complete circle.
19 Pen cap chew; Nirvana
We can simply imagine the scene: a young personKurt COBAIN andDave Grohl Spend countless hours in the studio trying to offer a perfect name to completely channel their grungy anguish. Cobain looks down, sees a pens hat chewed and everything is suddenly understood. It's an epiphany. It's Nirvana.
20 Rat salad; Van hallen
These rockers wanted to look hardcore at the same time Roll Roll had just begun to dive into the most metal and less banal. The group has kept this alternative to the non-sophisticated salad as a name for the few years they would occur in clubs and bars for men quickly and simply modify it to reflect the name of the legendary guitarist. And for more enjoyment of Val Halen, check the30 most hilarious celebrity riders.
21 Rocket baby dolls; Muse
Muse has always hosted a soft spot for intergalactics and their first group name was no different. The name was only used for a local band battle - a local battle - and we are sure the group is grateful for this fact.
22 Sex maggots; GOO GOO Dolls
Before Goo Goo's dolls become ubiquitous with the 90s love ballads of the 90s, the group just wanted to have a sexual little attraction.
23 Young stuffed animals; Stone roses
The roses of Peter just wanted to be loved. This could be why they have named their first group of angry young teddy bear.
24 On a Friday; Radiohead
As the legend goes,THOM YORKE and company - in the 1980s, before 1993.Pablo Honey-The group repeats only Friday. In a lack of insepharete creativity, it was the initial name of the band.
25 Smile; Queen
Smile is a surprising contrast with the queen, a name that has finally generated a lot of controversy and flavor. Thank GodFreddie MercurySoon joins the group after the name change, launch one of the largest rock bands of all time.
26 Pendletons; Boys from the beach
Before boys the beach are the boys of the beach, they were not at the beach at all. Their first tape name was inspired by the checkered shirts, woolen wool preferred by the surf community. But they were finally on these overlooks and became the boys of the beach we know and love.
27 Mr. Crowe's garden; Black Crowes
We guess the group has made the switch to ring more like a group and less like a television for children.
28 Tyme of girl; Destiny child
Because "the time of the girl would have been so unitary in 1997.
29 Rattlesnakes; Bee gees
Many say that their songs were worse than their bite.
30 Hoobastank; Hoobastank
Yes, we always wait for them to come to their senses.
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