50 things that no man should never say after 50 years

With great age, comes a great responsibility.


The first amendment protects the right of each person to freedom of expression, but that does not necessarily mean that youshould Tell everything you want. Especially when a guy reaches 50, there is a limit to what you should say - without careful consideration, at least. Now, listen to me. Nobody tries to help you keep unpopular opinions. Nobody tries to prevent you from talking about your mind. We simply try to remind you slowly that you are at an age when you should no longer speak or behave like a teenager.

Sorry if we are the first to tell you, but the hands of the time move in a direction, and they move away from being able to say "on Fleek" with impunity. Here are 50 things you should probably stop saying once you hit this 50-year-old mark. We are not trying to be the boss of you; We are just trying to be a friend. And for more ways to own your best decade, see the50 things that no man over 50 should not possess.

1
"Let's open another bottle of wine."

Drinking with boss, red wine
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Back in your 20 years, a hangover was probably a minor discomfort at the worst. But after 50 years, hangover can be brutal and expand for days. Do yourself a favor, put the corkscrew and go.

2
"Of course, I would be happy to help you move."

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Your days help a friend wear his couch a flight of stairs should be long behind you. He can hire movers. And for more things to avoid saying, do not miss these40 words that instantly reveal your right age.

3
"Let's be Netflix and Chill."

Netflix, bad bosses, Everyday Energy Killers
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4
"This joke is a little racy, but I'll say it anyway ..."

Socially Awkward

No no no no,no-Stop it's right there! This joke "ray" that you think is so harmful is guaranteed to be considered wildly insensitive and even cruel by someone. You have aged at a different time, when the jokes had a little more license to be obsessive.

5
"I hate trolls."

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Even if you talk about the type online, people will simply assume that you mean the trolls ofthe Lord of the Rings.

6
"Do you have a party? I will definitely be there."

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No you will not do it. You are just kind. But here is the great thing about being 50. Fomo no longer exists for you. There is no fear of disappearing, just an unleashed determination on the disappearance. So you do not have to claim that you come to the party just to cancel at the last minute. Just decline politely and move on.

7
"Dead."

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This millennial slang really works only for people of a certain age. When someone during their 20 years says that it is obvious that they sign it in a hyperbolic sense. But when a semential is described as "dead", do not be surprised if friends are starting to call paramedic paramedics.

8
"It's the year I'm going to start doing exercise."

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Engage in favor of physical form, it's always a good thing, but it should not be something that has just happened at the time you reach 50. If you have spent your first half-century sitting on your buttocks and that your body is sweet, you have afat work in front of you. But if you are serious about your fitness game, do not miss thatguide to return the clock, Courtesy of the CEO of the America's Fittest.

9
"It is not fair!"

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A 50-year-old child who does not understand that life can occasionally (okay, usually) be unfair is a 50-year-old child who probably never left his home.

10
"I have a sports car but it's not because I compensate anything."

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Nice test, grandfather, but nobody buys it.

11
"Could you put an extra bacon on my sandwich?"

Bacon Level Alabama
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12
"Do you have your tickets ... to the show of firearms?!"

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If you have "pistols", good for you! There is no need to show them. And do not call them "firearms". Only 21 years can get away with that. And for more aging secrets, see the40 lanes of more than 40 people consider the world differently.

13
"This is not the way it is usually done."

father and son pointing at table soccer game

You have probably been living long enough to know that this feeling does not make sense. If the story taught us something is that nothing remains the same forever.

14
"Who wants to be lit?"

Guys Drinking Together

Unless you ask someone to help you light a campfire, this sentence should never leave your lips.

15
"I only smoke in social situations."

Businessman Smoking Cigarette Anti-Aging
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It was a Baloney in the 20s and 30s and it's even bigger Balone now. Even if it is true, smoking cigarettes at any time, that alcohol is involved, is a terrible practice and you have no excuses not to better know better.

16
"Let's see Vegas tonight!"

Las Vegas, happiest cities, drunkest cities, flip a house, rent, property, sleepless cities
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Dude, you're uncomfortable just sitting around the airport for too long. You tell me that you will make a long trip on the road to Las Vegas, just to stay all night inIn front of the Craps tables? No, you're not. Relax and tell everyone you're joking.

17
"Hey Goodas, check my dance moves."

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It's not about whether you can really dance, it's about getting special attention to yourself, as if you have any difficulties from other club people to a discussion contest. Just dance or dancing, but never cry for the projectors.

18
"She is my bae."

Marriage Proposal

No, no she is not. She is your wife or girlfriend or partner, but she is absolutely not yourbaby. Stop trying to sound as if you are not old enough to drink, you will not pray anyone.

19
"My parents-in-laws lead mecrazy! "

40 things only women over 40 know
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As one grows older, you start understanding some things more clearly. As for all people are imperfect and have luggage, just like you. If someone of your family, either with regard to blood or marriage, always leads you to the nut when you have 50 years, you have already succeeded in mature without maturity.

20
"Ugh, bill collectors."

Mail
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Paying invoices is a fun task for anyone. But you still pay them, because that's what responsible adults do. If you are 50 years old and you have to animate yourself to pay what you need, you have not learned financial responsibility.

21
"When I travel abroad, I'm still in hostels."

hostel

We will give you a guess why you should not stay in these hostels during your overseas holidays. It's right there in the name. The first word, in fact. This is a word for something you are no longer.

22
"Applaud in return."

Man Shrugging Shoulders in Argument Over 40
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Leave this millennial slang to young people, old timer.

23
"I started a blog."

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Replace the wordBlog withpersonal diary And you will have a very good idea of ​​how much the rest of us wants to read it.

24
"Physics? Who needs a physique? I feel good!"

Doctor Looking at X Ray

An annual report with your doctor is a good idea even when you are young, but at 50 you should see a doctorat least once a year. Just because you do not hear any trace under the hood, it does not mean that there are no problems.

25
"It will only take a minute."

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It never does. You should have learned this lesson now.

26
"Who wants to go skin-soak?"

man and bathing suit

You can and should you be proud of your body at 50, but you should also be respectful of those around you. Everyone does not want to look on your shape without clothes, uniquely, although it can be. Seriously, just put a swimsuit.

27
"I think I just watched better with good tan."

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Maybe you did in your 20 years, but a tanned guy in his 50s will always be compared to George Hamilton. In addition, you know skin cancer, is not it? Yes, it's always one thing. In fact, it's one of15 most common types of cancer.

28
"I hate my job!"

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If you hate your job, you should have stopped smoking and moved a long time ago. Publicly complain of your work at 50 years is to admit to everyone you have stayed in a bad situation for too long. Why did not you come out years ago, when there was still time to find something more fulfilling? Or, do you know, just start working at home?(Here's how to do that.)

29
"It will break the internet."

coworkers gathered around a laptop laughing

This is probably not. And why would you like? You realize that the internet break does not come with a cash bonus, right? At 50, attentive so much to the attention of the attention of foreigners.

30
"I always wanted to have a happy girlfriend my age."

Older man younger woman, what to give up in your 40s

Uh, are you serious? Although it is true that age would not matter if two people are really in love, age is a bit important if you are a Hugh Hefner Wannabe Cruising for women enough young to be your daughter.

31
"I did not call my father forever."

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If you are lucky enough that your father is still alive and you are in your 50s (or more), you should call your father at least once a day, if not more. Seriously, call it now. The dads do not live forever, and you will regret every moment that you have not retrieved the phone.

32
"Do you want to buy my poetry book?"

Sick Man Reading Poems

We think it's great that you have contacted your creative and auto side published a poetry chapbook. But you are not a fresh child from the university who is too young to realize that their poetic observations on the world do not need to be shared with a wide audience.

33
"I think of buying a boat."

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A boat is expensive, tedious and hard. You do not do itstartBecome a sailor at 50. If you navigate all your life and you never had money to invest in your own boat so far, that's another case. But if you are an owner who just thinks to own a boat would be cool and you have more than 50 years, you are so very, very false.

34
"I have not voted for 30 years and I'm not about to start now."

Movemember was at one point proof for young men of voting age.
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Of course, it's nothing like nothingcrazy could happen if you do not voting. Law?

35
"I prefer to go commando."

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If you insist on doing so, stop sharing public sharing. We do not want to know,anybody wants to know. The less the world knows your situation underwear, the better.

36
"I am adult."

adulting

It's a millennial slang for all boring things that adults have to do. You know, adults like you. There is no such thing as the adult when you are 50.All in your life Is adult!

37
"I just have to escape your sofa for a few weeks."

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Life can be a bumpy road for everyone, but you are too old to be the guy sleeping on the sofa of a friend and never leaves. Be an adult about it and book a hotel room.

38
"I'm going to run and see my dealer."

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Yesrecreational marijuana is your thing, there are many legal means to acquire it and none of them concerns to go to a weird-type basement apartment, covered with lava lamps andCheech and Chong Posters and essentially violates the law.

39
"This dinner becomes totally Cragle."

business dinner and the 25 things you shouldn't do at a fancy restaurant

We find it difficult to believe thatallhaving dinnerall over Never reaches the "pencil" level. But if it's actually "pencil", it's probably not a "dinner" and you are really too "old to be there".

40
"You were born inWhat year? Oh guy, you do not even want to know what I did the year you were born. "

friends dinner party conversationalist Amazing Facts
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Remember the people you drown in college when they were still in the nursery do not make you more relative. It makes you watchvery old.

41
"I'll sleep when I'm dead!"

Man falling asleep while driving
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This can be true, but it's easier to say when you are 20 years old and you skip a healthy night, sleep will not literallykill you. Saying "I'm going to sleep when I'm dead" When you're 50, it's a good way to give you a physical and emotional failure. You need a solid eight hours now, old man. And for ways to maximize your sleep, check the40 Tips for better sleeping summer nights.

42
"I think I'm going to wear this bathrobe outside."

man bathrobe, over 40

Slow down there, Tony Soprano. You may think that the outside world will agree with yourself in a dress and slippers, but the reality could not be further from the truth. It is neither "gangster" nor "acceptable".

43
"I never spend more than $ 10 on the wine."

Wine cork
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Come on, man: good things costs much more than that.

44
"I do not need guys friends!"

Man Having Alone Time Romance
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Is it true? Well,A 2017 study Outside the University of Oxford says otherwise. According to them, you have to go out with friends guy at least twice a week to stay healthy. Avoid male Pals is basically the "manipulation of junk food for each meal" bad decisions.

45
"I totally get a six pack this year."

Alternative abs bench

No you are not. But it's cute that you thinkthis is your year.

46
"An hour more thanGod of the war. "

bad puns
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Of course, you can enjoy video games at any age, but if you play so long that you are not sure that you do not know if it's dark or light outdoors, and you apologize that would do Obstacle to a teenager, it's time to release your death handle on the joystick and walk you.

47
"I always keep it 100."

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If you are always always faithful to yourself, as insists on the slang "Keep it 100", you would not have to speak like a thirty thirty years your junior.

48
"One of these days, I'll pay my car."

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A 50-year-old child is noted naturally from any sentence that begins "one of those days". If it has not happened or is not happening, "one of these days" is a hose dream. But more importantly,You have not reimbursed your car yet? You are panicking 50!

49
"Who wants to go to the burning man?"

burning man

You are asking for this hypothetically, right? Because the answer for you is always "no".

50
"What is the worst that can happen?"

Man Shrugging Shoulders at Work
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This is another of these sentences that take deeper meanings when you get older. As a 20-year-old child, asking "what is the worst that can happen" is usually meant, hopefully. But a 50-year-old child knows, the answer to this question is sometimes "a lot!"

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Tags: aging / Over 50
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