30 office jokes that are actually funny

Mark laughs without running other than HR.


There are two possible things that could happen when yougag At work. One, everyone laughs and tells you that you are hilarious. This is the best case scenario. The worst case is your joke offended a colleague, they report it to HR and you are drawn. This could be a long shot, but humor in the office is always a risky proposal. What might seem harmless for you could rub a colleague in a bad way.

Like Young Tobe,Author of Best-Sellers ofHow to lose friends and alienate people, once notified, jokes of crunches around colleagues or even your boss "is a risk that simply does not deserve the trouble to be taken. In almost any case, you hit the authority. And that is often punished with a dismissal. " Play it safe with these 30 suitable work jokes designed for an office environment. And for more laughter pg that are not funny office jokes, do not miss the75 jokes so bad they are actually funny.

1
Dreams of children

spy in the dark
Refuge

My daughter told me that she wants to be a secret agent. Based on this alone, I do not think it's a good secret agent.

2
For anyone stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I'll find you!

woman shocked on computer
Refuge

You have my word!

3
Blind bus driver

school bus
Refuge

I gave up my place to a blind person on the bus. And that's how I lost my job as a bus driver.

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4
What is red and smell like blue painting?

red paint bucket and brush

Red paint.

5
The error is human

Interview, casual
Refuge

To blame him on someone else, shows a management potential.

6
More money, more problems

Woman and money, Bad Dating Marriage Tips
Refuge

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can not make me happy.

And for more cheap laughs that do not work jokes, consult the50 Knock Knock jokes guaranteed to crack.

7
Person to contact in case of emergency

talking to doctor about big boobs

When a request for job requested that must be notified in case of emergency, I always write: "A very good doctor".

8
Speaking languages

car mechanic holding wrench

I have never been able to explain my car to a mechanic without resorting to sound effects.

9
Tgif

mindfulness stressed out woman at desk yelling work
Refuge

Nothing ruins on a Friday more than suddenly realizing it's actually Tuesday.

10
Picasso child

finger painting
Refuge

I live in the constant fear that my child becomes an artist or a famous painter and I will have thrown a trillion of dollars from his work.

11
Statistically

simple math equation
Refuge

Forty-two percent of statistics are composed.

12
Savings of life

propose
Refuge

I have all the money I will need - if I die at 4:00 pm in Pareh. today.

13
Two flight definitions

Pick pocket
Refuge

Fly the ideas of a person is plagiarism. Fly for many research.

14
Harsh

prison bars and hands
Refuge

The police stopped the World Language Champion-Twister. I imagine that he will have a difficult sentence.

15
Cats and dogs

cats are likely smarter than cats
Refuge

A dog has an owner. A cat has a staff.

16
Drink more coffee

Hipster at desk Life Easier
Refuge

Why do I drink so much coffee? It helps me to do stupid things faster and more energy.

17
You know what they say from a clean office ...

organized desk overlooking east river

It's a sure sign of a cluttered desktop drawer.

18
Track

slang people over 30 won't get

If everything seems to go your way, you are probably in the wrong way.

19
Helium boss

Harmless April Fool's Pranks
Refuge

I left my work at the helium gas plant. I refused to be talked to this tone of the voice!

20
Breaking

this is a trash person, Worst Dating Phrases

My girlfriend said, "You act like a detective too. I want to separate myself."

"Good idea," I replied. "We can cover more ground this way."

21
Take the pattern literally

stop judging women over 40
Refuge

The boss told me to have a good day. So I went home.

22
How many programmers need to change a bulb?

lightbulbs against a yellow background
Refuge

Nothing. It's a hardware problem.

23
Warrior sofa

hilarious words

I am here for everything you need from me to do the couch.

24
Numbers

woman doing math

What does a mathematician say when something is wrong? The figures!

25
Zoo Girlfriend

zookeeper

My new girlfriend works at the zoo. I think she's a goalkeeper.

26
Weekend

Stressed out man
Refuge

The first five days after the weekend are the most difficult.

27
My van does leave me

pickup truck

Thanks to the autonomous cars, it is only a matter of time before there is a country song where the truck of a guy leaves it too.

28
Cough

Woman Coughing in Bed
Refuge

The inventor of the groove of the throat is dead. There will be no coffin at his funeral.

29
Three wishes

genie lamp

A genius asked, "What is your first wish?"

Steve replied, "I would like to be rich."

The genius nodded and then said, "What is your second wish, rich?"

30
Middle-aged

never say this at work
Refuge

The average age is when the work is much less fun and fun much more work.

And for more laughs of aging, check the 40 Best jokes on the turn 40 .

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Categories: Smarter Living
Tags: humor / Jokes / Office Life
By: olena
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