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The jokes to hit knocks make toThe beginning of the 20th centuryAnd like Ringy, they are always a base of American humor. In fact, we would see some of the first jokes you have heard and repeated as a child were persuasion to hit. Perhaps we think that the jokes to hit are so funny because they can be vehicles for spiritual word games. Maybe it's because we should see the punchline to come and often. Just about any type of theme can work in their well worn structure, includingadult (a.k.a. dirty) humor. And they are comfortably familiar, not to mention hilarious. Ready for a gig? Then read it for 120 of our favorite cognated jokes.

Knock-knock funny jokes

1. Knock Knock. Who is here?Said. Said who?Tell me it's who!
2. Knock Knock. Who is here?Gouda. Gouda who?Gouda strikes jokes to hit, do not you think?
3. Knock Knock. Who is here?Honey. Honeydew who?Honeydew you want to dance?
4. Knock Knock. Who is here?Europe. Europe who?No, you are a coca!
5. Knock Knock. Who is here?Omelette. Omelette Who?Omelette you have finished.
6. Knock Knock. Who is here?You. You who?You hoo, anyone at home?
7. Knock Knock. Who is here?Ruff Ruff. Ruff Ruff who?Who let the dogs come out? I heard barking!
8. Knock Knock. Who is here?Ray D. Ray D. Who?Ray d or not, here I come.
9. Knock Knock. Who is here?Linda. Linda who?Linda Hand, go? Mine is tired of hitting.
10. Knock Knock. Who is here?Prosecute. Pursue who?I see you in court!
11. Knock Knock. Who is here?Bacon. Bacon who?Cook cookies there? It feels delicious!
12. Knock Knock. Who is here?Roach. Roach who?Roach you an email last week and I always wait for an answer.
13. Knock Knock. Who is here?IDA. Ida who?It is pronounced IDA-HO and the capital of the state is Boise.
14. Knock Knock. Who is here?Jimmy. Jimmy who?Jimmy Crack corn and I do not care!
15. Knock Knock. Who is here?I am. Who am I?I'm knocking. Who are you?
16. Knock Knock. Who is here?Rhonda. Rhonda who?Is this the point? I was told to hit twice.
17. Knock Knock. Who is here?Art. Art that?R2D2 is my favorite droid in Star Wars.
18. Knock Knock. Who is here?Weekend. Weekend that?Weekend do everything we want!
19. Knock Knock. Who is here?I. O. O. O. I. O. Who?Me. When do you pay me?
20. Knock Knock. Who is here?Taco. Taco who?Taco to you later. It takes too long for you to open the door.
21. Knock Knock. Who is here?Hawaii. Hawaii who?I'm fine, Hawaii you?
22. Knock Knock. Who is here?Voodoo. Voodoo who?Voodoo Do you think you're, asking me so many questions?
23. Knock Knock.Who is here?Nana.Nana who?Nana Your company.
24. Knock Knock.Who is here?Hatching.Hatching who?God bless you.
25. Knock Knock.Who is here?Mustache.Mustache who?Mustache you a question, but I'm going to shave for later
26. Knock Knock.Who is here?Amish.Amish who?Truly? You do not look like a shoe.
    
27. Knock Knock.Who is here?Gorilla.Gorilla who?Gorilla me a hamburger.
28. Knock Knock.Who is here?Tank.Tank that?You're welcome.
29. Knock Knock.Who is here?Turnip.Turnip who?Turnip the volume, I like this song!
30. Knock Knock.Who is here?Love.Love who?Adore is between us. OPENING!
31. Knock Knock.Who is here?Daisy!Daisy who?Daisy Me Rollin, they hatin '.
32. Knock Knock.Who is here?AIDA.AIDA who?Aida Sandwich for lunch today.
33. Knock Knock.Who is here?Cargo.Cargo who?No, car goes "beep beep"!
34. Knock Knock.Who is here?Icing.Icing that?Icing so strong, neighbors can hear.
35. Knock Knock.Who is here?Alpaca.Alpaca who?Alpaca The trunk, you pack the suitcase.
36. Knock Knock.Who is here?Cereal.Cereals who?Cereal pleasure to meet you!
37. Knock Knock.Who is here?A little old lady.A little old lady who?Dang! All this time, I had no idea you could yodel.
38. Knock Knock.Who is here?KEITH!Keith who?Keith Me, my thweet prevent!
39. Knock Knock.Who is here?Salad.Lettuce that?Lettuce of lettucecold out there.
40. Knock Knock.Who is here?Oswald.Oswald who?Oswald My Bubble Gum!
41. Knock Knock.Who is here?Huer.Boo who?Hey, do not cry!
42. Knock Knock.Who is here?An extraterrestrial.An extraterrestrial who?Wait, how many extraterrestrials do you know?
43. Knock Knock.Who is here?Police.Police who?The police stop telling these jokes to hit terribly strike!
44. Knock Knock.Who is here?Candice.Candice who?Candice open door or what?
45. Knock Knock.Who is here?Freak control.Con-Okay, now you say, "Control Freak Who?!"
46. Knock Knock.Who is here?Theodore!Theodore who?Theodore was not open so I struck.
47. Knock Knock.Who is here?Yah.Yah who?No thanks, I use Bing or Google.
48. Knock Knock.Who is here?Snow.Snow that?Using the snow. I even forgot my name!
49. Knock Knock.Who is here?Robin.Robin who?Robin you now return the money!
50. Knock Knock.Who is here?Pecan nuts!Pecan who?Pecan someone your own size!
51. Knock Knock.Who is here?Dwayne.Dwayne who?Dwayne the bathtub already. I'm drowning!
52. Knock Knock.Who is here?Annie.Annie Who?Annie way you can leave me now?
53. Knock Knock.Who is here?Cantaloupe!Cantaloupe that?Cantaloupe in Vegas, our parents become angry.
54. Knock Knock.Who is here?To spell.Fate?OK fine. WHO.
55. Knock Knock.Who is here?The water.The water?Water these plants or they will die!
56. Knock Knock.Who is here?Euripides.Euripides that?Euripides Jeans, you pay 'em.
57. Knock Knock.Who is here?Closing.Closure?Closing the mouth while you chew!
58. Knock Knock.Who is here?Species.Cash that?No thank you, but I would like peanuts!
59. Knock Knock.Who is here?Olive.Olive Who?Olive you and me you do not care who knows it!
60. Knock Knock.Who is here?Tyrone.Tyrone Who?Tyrone Shoelaces!

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The best jokes to hit

61. Knock Knock.Who is here?Figs!FIGS THAT?Figs The doorbell is broken!
62. Knock Knock.Who is here?Ho, ho.Ho, ho who?You know, your print Santa could use a little work.
63. Knock Knock.Who is here?Yacht.Yacht?Yacht know me now!
64. Knock Knock.Who is here?Dishes.Crockery that?Crockery a nice place you got here.
65. Knock Knock.Who is here?Mikey!Mikey that?Mikey does not go into the keyhole!
66. Knock Knock.Who is here?Owls say.Owls say that?Yes, they do.
67. Knock Knock.Who is here?Already.Already that?Knock Knock!
68. Knock Knock.Who is here?Mike Snifferpippets.Mike Snifferpippets Who?Oh Come on, how do you know snifferpippes mike?
69. Knock Knock.Who is here?Sherlock.Sherlock?Sherlock your door tight.
70. Knock Knock.Who is here?Rhinoceros!Rhino that?Rhino hit every keystroke joke there!
71. Knock Knock.Who is here?Goliath.Goliath?Down Goliath, you're getting tired!
72. Knock Knock. Who is here?Leena. Leena who?Leena little closer and I'll tell you!
73. Knock Knock. Who is here?Juno. Juno that?Juno I love you, right?
74. Knock Knock. Who is here?Witches. Witches?Witch way to the store?
75. Knock Knock. Who is here?Beets! Betsets Who?Beets Me!
76. Knock Knock.Who is here?TO.Whose?It iswho.
77. Knock Knock. Who is here?Street. Who Avenue?The avenue he saw coming?
78. Knock Knock. Who is here?Pencil broken. Broken pencil that?Regardless, there's no point!
79. Knock Knock. Who is here?Soda with ice cream. Ice cream soda?Soda ice cream The whole neighborhood can hear!
80. Knock Knock. Who is here?Egg. Egg that?EggstroMely disappointed You still do not recognize me.
81. Knock Knock. Who is here?Crazy. Zany who?Zany Body Home?
82. Knock Knock. Who is here?Teresa. Teresa?Teresa are green!
83. Knock Knock. Who is here?Iran. Iran?Iran here to tell you that!
84. Knock Knock. Who is here?Dozen. Dozen that?Dozen person wants to let me in!
85. Knock Knock. Who is here?Amanda. Amanda Who?Amanda Fix your sink!
86. Knock Knock. Who is here?Religious. Nun?Nun Ya Business!
87. Knock Knock. Who is here?I ss. Jess?Jess interrupted the conversation and open the door!
88. Knock Knock. Who is here?Me. Me who?Having an identity crisis, are you?
89. Knock Knock. Who is here?Hatch. That hatch?Be blessed!
90. Knock Knock. Who is here?Zoom. Zoom that?Zoom Have you waited!
91. Knock Knock.Who is here?FBI. Fb ...We ask the questions here.
92. Knock Knock. Who is here?Mikey. Mikey that?Mikey has lost; Open!
93. Knock Knock. Who is here?Ben. Ben who?Ben hoping that I can get!
94. Knock Knock. Who is here?To cook. Cook who?Yeah, you make a sound cuckoo!
95. Knock Knock. Who is here?Noise. Noise?Noise see you!
96. Knock Knock. Who is here?Noah. Noah?Noah right place, we can go to lunch?
97. Knock Knock. Who is here?Sheet. The sheet that?Leaf me alone!
98. Knock Knock. Who is here?Aaron. Aaron?Why Aaron you opening the door?
99. Knock Knock. Who is here?Orange. Orange Who?Orange you going to open the door!
100. Knock Knock. Who is here?Courting. Woo who?Do not be so excited, it's just a joke.
101. Knock Knock. Who is here?Yukon. Yukon?Yukon say that again!
102. Knock Knock. Who is here?Amarillo. Amarillo that?Amarillo nice guy.
103. Knock Knock. Who is here?Andrew! Andrew who?Andrew a photo!
104. Knock Knock. Who is here?Armageddon. Armageddon?Armageddon a little bored. Let's get out.
105. Knock Knock. Who is here?Bruce. Bruce who?I bruce easily, do not hit me!
106. Knock Knock.Who is here?Butter. Butter?The butter is fast, I have to go to the bathroom!
107. Knock Knock. Who is here?Bed. Bed?Bed you can not guess who I am!
108. Knock Knock. Who is here?CD. CD Who?CD guy on your door?
109. Knock Knock. Who is here?Cows go. Cow is that?No, silly. The cows go "moo!"
110. Knock Knock. Who is here ?Dishes! Dishes that?Crockery The police, get out with your hands.
111. Knock Knock. Who is here?Interrupt the doctor. Inter-You have a broken leg.
112. Knock Knock. Who is here? Ears. Ears Who? Ears another striking hit a joke for you!
113. Knock Knock. Who is here? Ferdie! Ferdie who? Ferdie last time, open this door!
114. Knock Knock. Who is here? Iona. Iona who? Iona new car!
115. Knock Knock. Who is here? IView all. IView all? Ivor you let me enter, or I'll climb through the window.
116. Knock Knock. Who is here? Keanu. Keanu who? Keanu let me in, it's cold here!
117. Knock Knock. Who is here? Kanga. Kanga who? In fact, it's Kangaroo!
118. Knock Knock. Who is here? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the peep hole and discovers.
119. Knock Knock. Who is here? A little boy. A little boy who? A little boy who can not reach the bell.
120. Knock Knock. Who is here? Lion. Lion who? Lion on your door, open it!