20 elephant jokes so funny as you laugh your trunks
You will want to be all the ears for these hilarious jokes.
With their big floppy ears and playful personalities, elephants are part of themost kind creatures on the planet. Seriously: If you've ever seen one in person, you know that everything they want to do is play with their toys and take adorable baths. Because we love so many elephants, we have rounded the best elephantjokes all time. You will want to be all the ears for these!
1 What game should you never play with an elephant?
Squash!
2 Why were elephants been expelled from the pool?
Because their trunks continued to fall!
3 What did the elephant did when he hurt his toe?
He called a towed!
4 What is the elephant told his son when he missed?
"TUSK TUSK!"
5 Why are elephants bad dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
6 Why did the elephant leave the circus?
He was tired ofTo work for peanuts!
7 How do you lift an elephant baby?
With a forklift!
8 What is the elephant doing to relax after work?
He watched Ele-Vision!
9 What is elephants and trees together?
They both have big trunks!
10 Where does an elephant pack his luggage?
In his chest!
11 How do you call an elephant that does not matter?
A non-manifestation!
12 Why are elephants never forget?
Because no one has evertell them something!
13 What is the biggest type of ANT?
An elephant!
14 How do you call an elephant that can fly?
A propellated!
15 How do you stop an elephant of the load?
You're askingtheir credit card!
16 What is the elephant told his girlfriend?
"II like you a ton! "
17 How do elephants talk to each other?
On the ELE phone!
18 How do you call an elephant that never takes a shower?
A smellpyphant!
19 Which animals were finally to leave Noah's ark?
The elephants, because they had to pack their trunks!
20 What do you get when an elephant parachuting?
A big hole!
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