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Sometimes a bad joke is just that:a bad joke. But some jokes are so ridiculous jaw that transcend their own old to reach aHigher plan of funny. Try as you can not laugh, we are all, at a certain level,impotent which is revealed in their own grinding-awness. To prove it, we have rounded 165 of our bad favorite jokes. And we are talking about jokes so bad they come in complete circle in actually hilarious.

Jokes of bad daddy

1. Why was the mathematics teacher late to work? She took the diamond.
2. I'm really excited for the next autopsy club. It's open Mike Night!
3. Where do the spiders seek health advice? WEBMD.
4. What Yoda said when he was in 4K? "HDMI."
5. My daughter thinks I do not give her enough privacy. At least that's what she wrote in her diary.
6. One of my friends is to photograph salmon in different clothes. He said he liked to shoot fish in clothes.
7. Why can not you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
8. I would like to go to Holland one day. Wooden shoe?
9. The guy who invented the umbrella was going to call it the Brilla. But he hesitated.
10. Fun: The greatest exports of Australia are boomerangs. It is also their greatest import.
11. What kind of car runs on the leaves? An autumn mobile!
12. I tried to organize a cache and professional search tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
13. Before the invention of the wheel ... Everything was a trail!
14. What do you call when Dwayne Johnson buys a cutting tool? Rock pay-for scissors.
15. How do you call a hospice woman? A Mississippi!
16. What Duck said when she bought a lipstick? Put it on my bill!
17. How do you call a man with a rubber end? Roberto!
18. What do you give to a sick lemon? Lemon help!
19. What does the small mountain told the largest mountain? Hi Cliff!
20. Why are there doors around cemeteries? Because people die to enter!
21. How do you call a cow with two legs? Skinny beef!
22. What do the bees do if they need a walk? Wait to the buzz stop!
23. How do you call a monkey who loves Doritos? A TAMIA!
24. Why can the crusher leave his work? Because it was Soda pressing!
25. Do you remember that joke I told you about my spine? It was about a weak back!
26. I just went to an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in levels.
27. When is the best time to go to the dentist? Hurtie dental!
28. Why do the seagulls steal on the sea? Because if they flew on the bay, they are bagels!
29. How do you call a farm that makes bad jokes? !
30. Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!
31. What kind of streets haunt ghosts? Deaths!
32. What do you say to the actors to break a leg? Because each piece has a cast!
33. What kind of dogs love car race? Tour of dogs!
34. What is Winnie the case told his agent? "Show me honey!"
35. How do you call birds that stick together? Vel-horns.
36. Today I gave my dead batteries. They were free.
37. What do you call when a cow spies another? A steak out!
38. What happens when a frog car falls? It makes the toad fall!
39. What is the best thing about Switzerland? I do not know, but his flag is a great advantage!
40. My favorite word is "Beool". It simply rolls the tongue.
41. Why does Peter Pan still steal? He Neverlands.
42. I have just written a book about reverse psychology. Makenot read it.
43. What does a vegetarian zombie eat? "Graaaaaaaains!"
44. My new thesaurus is terrible. Not only that is so terrible.
45. What does coverage say as it fell from bed? "Ohsheet! "
46. Why do cow trait stools only have three legs? Because the cow has had the worst!
47. How did Darth Vader know what Luke had for Christmas? He felt his gifts.
48. What is the last thing that crosses the spirit of a bug when it strikes a windshield? His buttocks.
49. What does the concierge say when he jumped out of the closet? "Stationery!"
50. Imagine if the Americans went from kilograms books overnight. There would be a mass confusion!
51. It is inappropriate to make a "dad joke" if you are not a father. It's a false pa.
52. What was Batman told Robin before going to the car? "Robin, enter the car."
53. I have a cheddar cheese addiction. But it's only sweet.
54. Why should not you write with broken pencil? Because it's useless!
55. Why did the scarecrow win? It was exceptional in his field.
56. What does the buffalo say when his son is gone? Bison!
57. I was sitting in the traffic the other day. Probably why I took place.
58. What is red and fit like a bucket? A blue bucket painted red.
59. What does ants do not fall sick? They have a fork.
60. How do you call an eye without an eye? FSH.
61. Why rub peanut butter on the road? Go with the traffic jam.
62. When is your door not doing a door? When it's Ajar.
63. What is green, blurred and hurt if it fell on you on a tree? A billiard table.
64. A communist joke is not funny unlesseveryoneGets that.
65. What is a dish telling the other? The dinner is on me!
66. What does a house wear? Address!
67. Why can not you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pipe is silent.
68. Aesthetic surgery was such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox and no one looks up an eyebrow.
69. How do you call someone who immigrated to Sweden? Swedener artificial.
70. Have you heard that of the ribbed velvet pillow? It makes headlines.
71. What is the most stupid animal in the jungle? A polar bear!
72. I think I remove my spine. I have the impression that it does not hold back that back.
73. Have you heard of the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each have six months.
74. I am terrified elevators so I will start taking steps to avoid them.
75. Have you heard of the 923 megabytes band? Probably not, they have not yet had a concert.

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TrulyBad jokes

76. Where do the beaches of Mansiles get their water? Of a well, in fact.
77. Why are the influencers of social media scared when they go to the woods alone at night? They are constantly followed.
78. I will never understand why the involuntary homicide is illegal. Men should be able to laugh at all they want.
79. What is green grapes to purple grapes? "Breathe, damn! Breathe!"
80. I put my root beer in a square drink. Now it's just beer.
81. They told me that a mask was enough to enter the supermarket. They lied, everyone also wore trousers.
82. Do not boast, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five movements. Finally, my high school karate classes came to use.
83. I hate the Russian dolls. They are so full of themselves.
84. I went holiday once in a life. Never again.
85. My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a life ban on the national zoo.
86. What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied on the wheels.
87. Sometimes I come back my knees in my chest and leaks me forward. It's just how I roll.
88. I like to spend every day as if it were my last. Staying in bed and call a nurse to bring me more pudding.
89. I was dismissed from my work to the bank today. An old lady entered and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her back.
90. I was not going to visit my family in December, but my mother promised to make me benedict eggs. So, I go home for the Dutch.
91. My father's answer to everything is alcohol. It does not drink, it's just that it's really bad at crossword.
92. Where did the computer understand? Disco!
93. How do you call a dangerous sun shower? A rain of terror!
94. I used to hate the hair of the face but I grew up on me.
95. What is the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crispy bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
96. How many tickles takes on to make a octopus laugh? Ten tickles.
97. I was addicted to Pokey Hokey, but then I turned.
98. Why did not astronaut home with his wife? He needed his space.
99. What is the most terrifying word of nuclear physics? "Whoops!"
100. I looked at hockey before it's cool. They were essentially.
101. There is no hole in your shoe? So, how did you get your foot?
102. A Vacher counted 48 cows on his property. But when he rounded them, he had 50.
103. When the two rabbit ears married, it was a nice ceremony. But the reception wasunbelievable.
104. Why could not the bike rise up? Because it was too tired.
105. A chicken shot has only two doors. If he had four, it would be a chicken sedan.
106. Three fish are in a tank. We ask others "how do you lend this thing?"
107. Why do not crabs do do? Because they are crustaceans.
108. What BlackBeard The Pirate said when he had eighty? "Aye, mate."
109. How does your feline shop? By reading a catalog.
110. It is difficult to teach Kleptomaniacs humor. They take things so literally.
111. Sunny-side up, scrambled or an omelette? No matter. They are all eggs.
112. Do not worry if you miss a gym session. Everything will work.
113. Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It takes a lot of time.
114. Who can jump higher than a house? Just about anyone.
115. What is an apple and an orange have in common? Neither can driving.
116. Why did the businessman inquired in Smith & Wollensky? He wanted to enter his request.
117. Five guys enter a bar. You think one of them would have seen it.
118. This soft ride has four wheels and flies. It's a garbage truck.
119. How many bugs do you need to rent an apartment? Ten ants.
120. I want to go to the campsite every year. This trip was so much in tents.
121. Wait for younot Want to hear a joke about potassium? K.
122. How do you organize a Hurray on the theme of space? You planet.
123. Your ex. It's the punchline.
124. How do you feel when there is no coffee? Depresso.
125. I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? "Stay outside these places! »
126. What do you want to give a sick bird? Tweetment.
127. When the king keep his armies? His sleeves.
128. What are the greatest enemies of caterpillars? DOGERPILLERS.
129. What are you calling an empty box of Whipz cheese? The cheese was.
130. What did Mario say when he broke with Princess Peach? "It's not, it's a me! »
131. What is the price to be better dentist? A small plate.
132. What is the finger to say to the thumb? I am in hand with you.
133. How do you call a magician dog? A labracadabrador.
134. What are the expenses in concert only 45 cents? 50 hundred and nickelback.
135. What is sprinters eat before a race? Nothing, they fast.
136. Who invented the round table? SIR CUMFERENCE.
137. What are you calling security agents outside Samsung? The guardians of the galaxy.
138. There are three types of people around the world. Those of us who are good in maths and those of us who are not.
139. What noise does a mark of walnut when he sneezes? Cashew!
140. Why ghosts love lifts? Because he raises their spirits.
141. What is the best way to sculpt the wood? Whittle by Whittle.
142. Why snowman looking through a bag of carrots? He picked his nose.
143. What are you calling a watcher belt? A time size.
144. How can you do seven a peer number? Just remove the "S"!
145. What is the lawyer wear in court? A lawsuit!
146. What do you call Hijklmno? H20!
147. How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Just follow thefresh impressions!
148. What is the clock done when he was hungry? He returned four seconds.
149. How do you call a dog without legs? You can call it what you want, it's still not coming.
150. I still remember the last thing that my grandfather said before typing in the bucket: "Hey, you want to see how far can I throw this bucket? »
151. What are you calling a box opener that does not work? Anot opener.
152. Why is man drawing from his work at the calendar factory? He took a few days off!
153. Why the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Because he always gets a hole in one!
154. Have you heard of kidnapping at school? He's fine, he finally woke up!
155. What kind of love dinosaurs to sleep? Well, now, all.
156. Why does the teacher like the whiteboard? She just thought it was remarkable!
157. A guy told me, "Rimes nothing to orange. So I replied, "No, it does not work. »
158. If you are american when you go to the bathroom and american when you go out, what are you in the bathroom? European!
159. What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
160. Why can not a 12 inches long nose? Because it would be a foot.
161. Have you heard the rumor about butter? Never mind, I should not spread.
162. What is the drummer calls his two twin girls? Anna one, Anna Two.
163. I am not a big fan of the stairs. They are always something.
164. What are you calling a boomerang that never comes back? A stick.
165. What would hear a joke on paper? It does not matter, it is tear.