The most hilarious Christmas letters of all time
These children's letters in Santa are more funny than all an adult could come with.
It's easy for adults to forget, but when you're a child,Write a letter to Santa comes with an almost unfathomable amount of pressure. It's the big man himself, the guy in the red suit that could bring you in a troublesome wayAll toy you can imagine. With so many things on the line, it is not surprising that sometimes children get a little disturbed. Their letters to Santa Claus can be cute, safe, but children often reveal more than they have probably intended for their insecurities, their anxieties and their complicated relationship with Christmas. Here you will find a gathering of some of our favorite Santa letters, who wish us to wish we were still young - and that we feel eternally grateful that these years are behind us.
1 $ 29 and not a penny more
"My Revised Santa Claus List for Christmas. Mike Jr.
1. Blackops three
2. PS4
3. Intermediate board
4. Gold watch
5. $ 29
6. 3 Gold Chains "
The articles on the wish list of gifts of this child for Santa Claus are all quite weird: a watch of hoverboard, a gold watch and three gold channels? But what has more impressed his father, the user Twitter@B_EFFIN_G, is the request of $ 29. Not $ 30, think.Exactly$ 29. This is such a specific demand and this makes the situation more difficult for Santa Claus. Seriously, are you going to take a Kris Kringle 10 break and show dollar bills?
2 Do not drink and do not drag
"Dear Santa if you want to catch a beer, do not hesitate to get the fate or just one. PS the fridge is near the door
Flynn "
Anyone who can leave milk and cookies for Santa Claus, but this kid knows howreally Get on the good side of Santa. Not only does it welcome Santa to "catch a beer" as it abandons gifts, it also provides directions. "The fridge is near the door," he writes. If this kid was our nephew - like anonymous uncle who posted the letter onimguracy-We were amused but concerned with its alcohol offer.
3 A Christmas miracle
"I wish my father's truck be shifted. If Santa Claus can grant this wish it will be a miracle."
We do not feel a lot of faith in dear Father of Emily, who just wants the truck of his father to be boned. Where is this truck stuck and how long has it been there? It does not fall into the details of this letter shared byMystervalmar On Reddit, only suggesting that she is sure that Santa Claus will not be able to welcome her. "If Santa Claus can grant this wish," she writes, with just a suspicion of sarcasm ", it will be a miracle."
4 The boy who wanted to be an elf on a shelf
"Dear, Santa me and my little brother havesummer Ben Tringone Our best to be good! But the first things first, I would like to be an elf on the shelfive I have been practicing, I can sit on a shelf like half an hour so far, and my bruther mickael you would like to be a rain rain actually rites now! He can steal two inchi! But here's what I want for Christmas "
It's great that this kid practicing his elf-on-floor skills, sitting on a shelf "for half an hour so far", as he writes in a letter posted byMamainheforest On Instagram. But he does not really need the blessing of Santa to make a career of this, more than his brother Michael needs the permission of Santa to be a reindeer. (Although we are pretty sure that the Santa would agree with us that we need video proof of Michael Levitatea of "two inches" on the floor before believing one of that.)
5 Bring the pony ... or
"You'd better bring me a pony this year.
Or there will be consequences. "
You must respect a child who knows what he wants and refuses to accept substitutes, like this kid whose letter has been shared by an anonymous user onReddit. What does it mean exactly by "there will be consequences"? You can not threaten Santa!
6 A relatable demand
"Dear Santa,
I want Simba's father to wake up. "
You and I both, kid. Those of us whose children have been traumatized byThe Lion King-Or who have been traumatized ourselves to know that there is nothing more upsetting than the premature death of Mufasa. Instead of asking for material goods, this kid just wants Santa Claus to resurrect a well-liked fiction character, in a letter reported by the Reddit userNeloku. Surely something can be arranged. Right, Disney?
7 Santa Claus needs more vegetables
"Dear Santa,
I think you are a big man and I do not let any cookie, because Mrs Claus said your plan. You have to stay away from junk food and not eat too much for your trip around the world. That's why I leave you vegetables this year with ultra skimmed milk. I hope you lose wait, because all these toys and will they become to fill sorry for Dasher, Dancer, Pancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donor, Blitzen and Rudolphe. I hope you have brought everything I asked. goodSee you later As I did not see you this year in person, I hope to see you next year. "
Our first thought we read this letter shared bySiggitysly On Imgur - is that the child who writes is probably concerned about the health of St. Nick. But Nope, turns out that she is especially concerned about toys. The combined weight of the Santa circumference and all the treats promised to children around the world (including the writer of the letter) could be more than what the reindeer is able to wear. Sensitive!
8 A unicorn with digestive problems
"I want a rainbow unicorn that poked the ice.
P.S. I'd better get it too !!! "
This kid asks not only for a unicorn, not just for aRainbow Unicorn, but a tray unicorn who cacaice cream. That alone would have been completely bonkers. Then the kid in this letter posted bySNYAN425 On Instagram had to make ante, doubling on a request already wackadaoodle with "I'd better get it too!"
9 A very vicious brother
"Dear: Santa Craws
I do not think it's baby brother should have introduced this year. He hurts us and he said you are trash. So think about giving it gifts
From: A nice boy Thomas "
This letter (posted by reddit userWPAC56) I would have heard our attention on the "Santa claws" quagilant alone, but what really sold us was his insistence to throw his little brother under the bus. Hey, maybe he's honest and his brother reallyis "Buser" the rest of the family, and in factTo Talk about Santa's smack. It could all be true. It seems just suspicious, that's all we say.
10 All he wants for Christmas is his lizard
"Dear Santa please, find me my lizard I was missing so much and I had one day for one day, so I find my lizard that I gave you and your rain dreams
P.S. That's all I want for Christmas
Pss if you find it, can you give me to me because I'm going to put something on her buckit so she can not go out and I'll clean her bowl every time he's dirty and I'm not going put him with the fish plyth. So please find my lizard.
Santa Claus of Ross "
It's a bit sweet that Ross (maybe the user imgurmnrossress Who posted this letter) did not take obvious tactic and ask Santa Claus for a new lizard - because it'sabsoutely Something Santa could have helped him. But finding a missing lizard, which escaped from his cage? It's a more delicious demand to accommodate. We feel for you, Ross. And congratulations for the evocative illustrations.
11 Is there a backup father?
"Sear Santa,
My name is Ella and I'm 9 years old. I have a question to ask you. What happens if you get sick the Christmas Eve? Would you have a Santa safeguard if it happened? Happy holidays, I will only celebrate Christmas.
Of,
Ella
P.S. Santa How old are you? Because you have been around for generations. "
Do not lie, it's something you've always wondered. A guy travels every year the world to deliver gifts and it's theonly oneWho can do it? Thank you, Ella, to finally have difficult questions that we all want to know, and thank you for adding the userFUZZHEAD171 to post this letter.
12 Santa Claus with one side of the fries
"I want a command of French fries, a computer and a chicken nugget."
We totally ask to ask Santa Claus for a computer, but the other two requests ... Well, you know you get French fries and a chicken nugget seriously, you want aSingle Nugget? - Do not wait until Christmas, right? You can get fries and nuggets quite easily, and for a little more than postage, it cost to send back this letter (posted byricanchick760 On Instagram) in Santa.
13 Please leave before 6:00.
"Dear Santa
Please leave before 6:00
My alarm goes at 6:00
P.S My storage is left "
We have so many questions after reading this letter posted by aRedditor. Who defines an alarm at Christmas? And why so soon? Turn off your alarm! In addition, we are pretty sure that the Santa can find your storage to itself - at least if you stop giving it such restrictive time limits.
14 Give an existential crisis in Santa
We feel a lot of hostility in this letter posted byMichaelrahmani on reddit. And we are not quite sure of what this kid implies Santa. His naughty-sorry list, the "Notty" list is apparently empty, as well as his right list. Which means ... what exactly? That it is terrible to holding records? That he did not really monitor the behavior of children? And what is with this last differ? "Your life is empty." Wow, it'staper. Way to go any nihilistic about Santa Claus.
15 Keep your finger of the middle
"Dear Santa I'm so good and I never say bad words for now that I do not speak to my fine and age.
to Santa Claus
Forle Josie
P.S am I on the right list. "
Josie clearly understands that there are only two things that count for Santa Claus. One, did you say bad words to your parents? And two, did you show your major or anyone else? No? Ok, you are very clear then. Josie - whose letter was posted bySparkyBrown On Reddit-is officially on the Nice list.