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Not really sure of what the final game with this interview was, but we will never look again Brad Pitt in the same way. Once a Washboard-Abbed Fight Club Heenk who left a good daughter of "friends" to hang with the bad girl femme fatale angie, Brad Pitt is essentially now "a pope on a juice juice" like the author of This article of GQ Bizarre puts it. Warning: These arriving arterraits of him are a lot.

Not exactly the DILF material, but a kind of the male version of Regina George's mother - a mid-life crisis in the total reality denial, trying to cover it with Botox and to be in Fashionable stuff. For example,"No, that's not that. I interpret a crisis of mid-life as a fear of age and fear of dying, you know, get out and buy a Lamborghini. [Pause] In fact, they have the air pretty good for me lately! [laughs] ". So ok.


And as for his attempts at Dad Trend,"I listened to a lot of Frank Ocean. I find this young man so special. Speak to go to the raw truth. He is painfully honest. He is very very special. I can not find a bad. "At least his crisis of mid-life has a decent music taste? We have the feeling of discovering the ocean of Nosily Pinging through one of his iPhones of his children, probably also an impression, "your girls keep me young!"


And while stopping drinking in the middle of glory, a divorce and living in Hollywood's intense environment is commendable, tell us that your urine is a bit extra, Brad. ("Cranberry juice and sparkling water. I have the cleanest urinary tract in the whole of L.A., I guarantee you!")

We are not sure what the stylist of this shot goes here. The backdrop of national parks is beautiful, but the rest is questionable. The strange placement of Brad in contorted poses, dressed in the wardrobe of a Japanese DJ 20 years his junior, with angish puppy eyes that end up looking awkward on a 53 year old child.


He talks about his post-divorce activities that are cathartic, but also very anxious, according to his old man puppy eyes in the aforementioned shots."I'm doing everything. I work with clay, plaster, armature bar, wood. Just try to learn the materials. You know, I'm surprising myself. But it's a very lonely occupation. There is a lot of manual work, which is good for me right now "Oh. I do not know that we would call wood construction workshops, "manual work", but anything, Brad. And "surprise you", no less. My God. It's a different thing to unpack. And it's "solitary"? This would have been Cute Cardiarob-Boy of "Combat Combat" Era B.P, but it's a sort of sad now, and not cute.


The mid-life crisis seems to boil in a complete identity crisis, the author asking him to succeed and to overthrow himself as a person. He says he wants it could change his name and develops:"Like P. Diddy. Can I be inflated now or what is Snoop? Lion? I felt just like Brad was an abu, and now I feel just like fucking brad." Well, you look a little like Brad to us too after this interview and these images, we get it so. In addition, should we take that to say that Brad Pitt secretly wants a rap name?


We hope that Brad goes well and so whatever the phase of this phase, and that it comes out of divorce stronger and does not pose like James Dean with the expressions of Pouty Kim K or interviews with showery, authors of GQ pseudo-poetic. We trust you, Brad - do not succumb to being a zombie L.A Juice Cleanse!