9 things only obsessive shoes people understand
Do you make fun of milestones that can not spell Christian Louboutin? Shopping makes no sense if you have not bought at least one pair of shoes? You are personally offended by people wearing monstrous shoes or thinking that one or two pairs of shoes are enough ....
Do you make fun of milestones that can not spell Christian Louboutin? Shopping makes no sense if you have not bought at least one pair of shoes? You are personally offended by people wearing monstrous shoes or thinking that one or two pairs of shoes are enough. Carrie Bradshaw is your mind? Congratulations, you are a junky of the shoe. If you want to make sure here, here is a list of things you have probably experienced at one point or another.
1. You have consciously tried to tighten your feet in a pair of manolo Blahniks Manolo-dead discounts that are a size too small ... and nailed it. In addition, you bought these puppies, even if you can not feel your feet to walk in them. You made this mistake more than a dozen times, and you do not regret buying these pairs of shoes that are never designed to be placed in your wardrobe until you drop a few foot sizes .
2. If you had a dollar whenever people asked you "Do you already need another pair of shoes, you already have almost the same pair," you would be able to build your own shoe empire. Seriously, simply roll your eyes and show these threats to the shoe how it is done.
3. You could never have enough pairs of black boots and you can fiercely defend each pair because they look completely different. In addition, these cutes even correspond to your personality.
4. You do not have anything to do, but ask your BF to move and transform a spare part into a shoe cabinet. And you do not care if you show more affection towards your shoes, unconditional love means putting first others, in this case, it's shoes, okay?
5. You prefer to die rather than admitting the pain to the shoe. And no, there is no need to bring a pair of extra apartments in case no matter what you will never take these fabulous heels. Only a heel on heel can totally get it.
6. You have more images of your shoe goals than the selfies recorded on your phone. Those who have a penchant for shoes are not really interested in taking selfies.
7. You can not literalize these Platforms of $ 1,000 Miu Miu of your head. You foam in the mouth, imagine yourself to switch the streets that wear such treasures. Your eternal struggles will make you crazy unless break the bank and satisfy your soul with buyers.
8. You hate public transport because you go bananas if something like it happens. Seriously, stay away from my shoes.
9. You keep all your babies in perfect condition, and there is nothing more unfair than choosing a pair in the morning. You like comforting your loved ones with an excuse that at least you are not addicted to cocaine. I am joking. I am joking.