107 attractive jokes to help you land "the one"

Use these coquette jokes to express your interest and make your darling smile.


Flirt does not naturally come to everyone, but it is much easier to charm the object of your affections if you can be funny. Seriously - studies suggest that more often men do The women they pursue laugh, the more the relationship is likely to become romantic . It is also a kind of cyclical thing: not only will be funny help you get the girl, but the more it falls, the funnier you seem . Therefore, in the interest of launching romance And By keeping alive, we merged everything that is funny and flirty. Below, you will find the best attractive jokes that the Internet has to offer, each guaranteed to demonstrate this sense of humor and help you get your catches.

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Good solid liners

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  1. You are so beautiful that you made me forget my collection line.
  2. Your name should be Coca-Cola because you are supposedly.
  3. You should be peanut butter because you make my legs feel like jelly.
  4. Forget hydrogen, you are my number one item.
  5. Me without you, it is like a nerd without hugs.
  6. Baby, if you were a fruit, you would be a good Apple.
  7. I want to be your handbag to never leave your side.
  8. I thought that happiness started with an H, so why does mine start with you?
  9. Well, here I am! What are your two other wishes?
  10. Do you feel like garbage ... Can I get you out?
  11. I hope you know that CPR 'because you just breathed my breath.
  12. If I had a star for each time you’re matching my day, I would have an entire galaxy by hand.
  13. You know, you repainted my life with colors that were previously unknown to me.
  14. My love for you is like dividing by zero - it cannot be defined.
  15. If I freeze, it is not a computer virus. I'm just amazed by your beauty.

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Best attractive jokes for her

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  1. Excuse me? Do you work in Little Caesars? Because you're hot and I'm ready.
  2. Do you know what's in the Valentine's Day menu? Menu.
  3. Do you like Nintendo? Because "Wii" looks good together.
  4. A girl in a restaurant asked me if I was single. Fortunately, I replied: "Yes." Then she took the additional chair in front of me and left.
  5. Girls are like internet domain names. Usually those I like are already taken.
  6. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've written well everywhere on you.
  7. Boy : You know, unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy Girl : For what? Do you go?
  8. Does your skin seem burned? Because I think you had to fall from the sky, and the start of the school year gave you a tan.
  9. Do you like my shirt? It is made of boyfriend equipment.
  10. What does the chocolate cream with ice cream say? "I'm nice about you!"
  11. Are your parents bakers? Because they have certainly made you a cute pie.
  12. Are you the Energizer rabbit? Because you continue to go and cross my mind.
  13. Your smile is like a black hole. Nothing can escape his traction.
  14. Is your father a boxer? Because you are a KO.
  15. Is your father Liam Neeson ? Because I am Taken with you.

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Seducting Knock jokes

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  1. Knock Knock. Who is here? Cheese. Cheese who? Cheese a pretty girl!
  2. Knock Knock. Who is here? Anita. Anita who? Anita Kiss, please!
  3. Knock Knock . Who is here? Baby Yoda. Baby Yoda Who? Baby Yoda one for me!
  4. Knock Knock. Who is here? Thread. Thread that? Are you still cable in the contact list of my phone?
  5. Knock Knock. Who is here? Evvie. Who? Evvie Thing that I have is yours, darling!
  6. Knock Knock. Who is here? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy, do you think we can go to an appointment?
  7. Knock Knock. Who is here? Police. Police who? The police tell me that I am your type!
  8. Knock Knock. Who is here? A herd. A herd? A herd that you like girls who tell Knock-Knock jokes!
  9. Knock Knock. Who is here? Owl. Owl who? Owl sees you soon, right?
  10. Knock Knock. Who is here? Do-ya. Who do? Do you want to be my girlfriend?
  11. Knock Knock. Who is here? Gopher. Gopher who? Gopher Me, of course!
  12. Knock Knock. Who is here? Horror. Horror who? Clocks love you!
  13. Knock Knock. Who is here? Pauline. Pauline who? I think I'm Pauline in love with you!
  14. Knock Knock. Who is here? Candice. Candice who? Candice is love?
  15. Knock Knock. Who is here? Olive. Olive Who? Olive you very much!

Funny jokes on long -term relationships

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  1. Darling, you are the most beautiful woman of this party! Have you invited all these warm guests here?
  2. My boyfriend asked to play the doctor. I made him wait before the room door for an hour.
  3. What type of ship has two companions but no captain? A relationship.
  4. Have you seen the new divorced Barbie? She comes with all Ken's things.
  5. I had a one -night stand last year which turned out badly. We are married now.
  6. My wife always prefers the stairs, when I always like to take the elevator. I guess we are raised differently.
  7. My boyfriend left me to be too old. It's a shame. I thought we had a large alchemy.
  8. Losing another significant can be difficult. In some cases, it is impossible.
  9. I just finished a long -term relationship today. I am not too disturbed, it was not mine.
  10. Relations are a bit like algebra. Sometimes you look at your X and you wonder Y.
  11. My wife keeps telling me that I am the cheapest person she has ever met in her life. I don't buy it.
  12. My boyfriend thinks that I do not respect his intimacy enough. At least, that's what he says in his newspaper.
  13. My wife apologized for the first time today. She said she was sorry to have never married.
  14. I thought I had won the argument with my wife on how to organize the dining room. But when I went home, the tables were shot.
  15. My boyfriend and I often laugh at our competition. But I laugh more.
  16. My girlfriend said she left me because of my obsession to wear different outfits throughout the day. I said, "Wait, I can change."

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Hilarious jokes for texts

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  1. Do you want to know who is incredible and has a cutest smile of all time? Reread the first word.
  2. Guess what I'm not doing right now? (Tip: socks).
  3. Olive juice . Say it quickly.
  4. You are my favorite vegetable - a cute leather!
  5. You are the star of my Rom-Com.
  6. You remember a keyboard a lot - You are just my type.
  7. Are you a triangle? Because you are sharp.
  8. Are you free for the rest of your life?
  9. My love language is a physical touch. Do you want a gift?
  10. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I'm looking for.
  11. My friend wants to know if you think I'm hot.
  12. I only prefer to do anything with you only with someone else.
  13. Do you want to make a nice memory together?
  14. Are you a photographer? Because I can already imagine us together.
  15. When can I see you again? Choose a day that ends with Y.
  16. Foreign hey! Wait, why are we still foreign? Let's fix this.

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Attractive word game

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  1. I gave my appointment a bottle of tonic water. He saved it right away.
  2. Tart like you a lot.
  3. You are making me crazy.
  4. Tortellini in love with you
  5. I love you once and flor-al.
  6. We are a matcha made in paradise.
  7. You are one in a chameleon.
  8. I'm never leafing through you.
  9. Aloe, are you looking for?
  10. No rabbit compares you.
  11. The owl still loves you.
  12. I widen you a lot of hole
  13. Just to Queso that you did not know, we are supposed to be together.
  14. I have so many mushrooms in my heart for you!
  15. You are all that and Dim Sum.

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Attractive collection lines

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  1. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I go through you again?
  2. If I could reorganize the alphabet, I would put "U" and "I" together.
  3. Do you still use Internet Explorer? You have to love him well and slow.
  4. I was blinded by your beauty; I will need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
  5. I may not be the most beautiful here, but I am the only one to have something interesting to say.
  6. My parents told me not to talk to foreigners, but I will make an exception for you.
  7. Beautiful, sweet, intelligent, spontaneous, beautiful, nice of friends, charming, funny, well ... enough Me ! And you?
  8. If kisses broadcast germs, how about starting an epidemic?
  9. You are like milk, I want to make you part of my full breakfast.
  10. What is your favourite drink? So I ask I know what to buy you at our first appointment.
  11. You are more cute than a puppy in an animal refuge. I just want to bring you home.
  12. Did you know it's the hunting season? What is a fox like you do here alone?
  13. Hi, can I get your baseball jersey? Do you know your name and number?
  14. When a penguin finds his companion, he remains together forever. So, will you be my penguin?
  15. Hi, I write a telephone directory, can I have your number?

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Categories: Smarter Living
Tags: Funny / humor / Jokes
By: alberto
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