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here is a funny For you: do you know why we call jokes worthy of "old-fashioned" cracking? It started at the beginning of the 20th century, when Correspondence seed catalogs tried to make their boring products shine by promoting them with Dad jokes And really terrible word games. How bad were these jokes on corn? Here is one for you: "What did corn said when it was complimented? AW, Shucks." Here is another: "What's a corn ear said to the other? Don't look now, but we are hunted down." What do you think? Quite cheesy, huh? Anyway, this is where the cheesy jokes have obtained their name, and the tradition continues today, although they are no longer exclusive to seed catalogs - and they are rarely (if never) Agricultural supplies.

Here are 100 of our favorites, guaranteed to make you laugh, even if the rational part of your brain wants to resist. We promise you, we do not try to sell you seeds. These cheesy jokes are just for your pleasure.

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Best cheeky jokes for adults

1. How do you prevent a bull from loading?
   Cancel your credit card!
2. What do you call a criminal snob going down the stairs?
   A descending condescending con!
3. Why can't your nose have 12 inches long?
   Because it would be a foot!
4. What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well -dressed man by bike?
   Outfit!
5. What do you call an angry carrot?
   A steamed vegetable!
6. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
   In case he has a hole in one!
7. What did the horse said after stumbling?
   Help! I fell and I can't Giddyup!
8. Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
   For the drizzle!
9. What do you call a priest who becomes a lawyer?
   A stepfather!
10. What do you call a man who pushes clothes pushing?
    Iron Man!
11. How did the hairdresser win the race?
    He knew a shortcut!
12. RIP, boiling water.
    You will be mist!
13. What do you call a pile of cats?
    A meowing!
14. What type of music Do planets love?
    Neptunes!
15. How has the hipster burned his tongue?
    He drank his coffee before it was cool!
16. What do you call a row of jumping rabbits?
    A hare line in retreat!
17. Why don't they play poker in the jungle?
    Too much cheetah!
18. Where does the electric cord do shopping?
    The Outlet shopping center, of course!
19. Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
    Because he was a little horse!
20. What did the football coach said to the broken automatic distributor?
    "Give me my quarterrier!"
21. What kind of tea is difficult to swallow?
    Reality!
22. Why can't you trust the King of the Jungle?
    Because he's still lion!
23. Why did the stadium become hot after the match?
    All fans have gone!
24. What kind of cheese is not yours?
    Nacho cheese!
25. I could not understand why baseball continued to become greater.
    Then it struck me!
26. Why would the shrimp not share its treasure?
    He was a little crustaceans!

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Daddy's jokes

27. Have you heard of the population of the Irish capital?
    It's Dublin!
28. What does a teeth bear called?
    A gumm bear!
29. What kind of music do mummies listen to?
    Wrap the music!
30. How do you make a Venetian blind?
    Wear it in the eyes!
31. What do you call it when Batman jumps for the church?
    Christian bullets!
32. What would be bears without bees?
    Ears!
33. Have you heard of sensitive burglar?
    He takes things personally!
34. Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?
    Because it has always been lost to C!
35. Why do the seagulls fly above the sea?
    Because otherwise they would be called a bagel!
36. What do you call a sleeping bull?
    A bulldozer!
37. What is brown and sticky?
    A baton!
38. Why are elephants wrinkled?
    Have you ever tried to close one?
39. How do you make a Swiss roll?
    Push it on a hill!
40. How do you impress a baker?
    Bring your flours!
41. What do Olympic sprinters eat before a race?
    Nothing. They quickly!
42. What is the yoga The instructor says when his owner tried to expel him?
    "Namaste!"
43. How does a breeder keep a trace of his cattle?
    With a cowhide!
44. How many lips does a flower have?
    Tu-lips!
45. Why are there doors around cemeteries?
    Because people are dying to enter!
46. What does this restaurant look like on the moon look like?
    It's good, but there is no atmosphere!
47. What is a pepper that won't leave you alone?
    Business Jalapeño!
48. Where was King David's temple?
    Next to his ear!
49. What work did the frog had at the hotel?
    Groom!
50. What did the cake say to the fork?
    "You look for me?!"
51. What do you call an unorganized group of cats?
    Disaster!
52. When does a duck wake up?
    At the dawn charlatan!
53. How do you make an egg roll?
    You push it!
54. When is a door not a door?
    When it's enthusiastic!
55. Why did the baby strawberry shouted?
    Because her parents were in a jam!
56. Why do be bees have sticky hair?
    Because they use a honeycomb!

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More crazy crazy jokes

57. How to make a octopus laugh?
    With ten tickles!
58. What is red and bad for your teeth?
    A brick!
59. I ordered a chicken and an egg online.
    I will let you know what is coming first!
60. Why can't you trust duck doctors?
    Because they are all charlatans!
61. Why don't the eggs tell jokes?
    Because cracking too easily!
62. What do sea monsters eat?
    Fish and ships!
63. How do you do a tissue dance?
    You put a little boogie there!
64. What do lawyers wear to work?
    Their proceedings!
65. What did the bartender say with a ham sandwich who tried to order a glass of wine?
    "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
66. What does one tomato say to the other tomato during a race?
    Come on, ketchup!
67. What do you call an alligator detective?
    An investigator!
68. How does a baby computer call his father?
    Data!
69. Why did the scarecrow win a prize?
    Because he was exceptional in his field!
70. Why did the invisible man refused the job offer?
    Because he couldn't see himself doing it!
71. What is four wheels and flies?
    A garbage truck!
72. Why did the thief jumped in the shower?
    Because he wanted a clean getaway!
73. What do you get a pampered cow?
    Spoiled milk!
74. How do you repair a cracked pumpkin?
    With a patch patch!
75. What does one hat say to another?
    You stay here, I'm going to go ahead!
76. Why did the restaurant hired a pig?
    Because he was good in Bacon!
77. Why did the student ate his homework?
    Because the professor told him that it would be a piece of cake!
78. What turns on a football stadium?
    A football match!
79. Time goes like a flable.
    Fruit flies like a banana!
80. How did the duck bought lipstick?
    She has just put him on her bill!
81. Than more lives than a cat?
    A frog, because it is growing every day!
82. Why should you avoid products with Velcro?
    Because they are a total scam!
83. Why does Waldo wear only striped shirts?
    Because he doesn't want to be spotted!
84. Why was man struck by a bike every day?
    Because he was stuck in a vicious circle!
85. What does the termitite say after entering the bar?
    "Is the bar tender here?"
86. What happens when the frogs illegally park?
    They get Toad!
87. Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
    Because it's useless!
88. What did a wall said to the other?
    "I'm going to meet you at the corner."
89. Why did the child go through the playing field?
    To access the other slide!
90. Why did the poor fill up with yeast?
    To make dough!
91. How does the moon cut its hair?
    Eclipte!
92. What do you call a false spaghetti?
    An impasta!
93. What's going on when you see an Apple store being robbed?
    You become an iwitness!
94. Why don't the melons get married?
    Because they Cantaloup!
95. What type of tree can register in your hand?
    A palm!
96. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
    A Dino-Snore!
97. What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
    A Depresso!
98. How can you identify a dogwood tree?
    By its barking!
99. How do you organize a space party?
    You planet!
100. Why were the notes of the fish bad?
     Because they were below sea level!

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