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Ted Lasso was created in August 2020 and quickly died in Hit Smash. For what? It was perhaps all the ponds in mind that the American public found so captivating. It was perhaps the welcome from a world in crisis. Or many it was just a star and a co-creator Jason Sudeikis . In all cases, Ted Lasso delivered incredible figures. In the week following the show Third season premiere , he managed to capture 795 million minutes of viewers' screen time. With this kind of commitment, it seems sure to say that the Apple East television series (1) incredibly worthy and (2) very targeted. If you are interested in the latter, keep reading. We have gathered the best Ted Lasso Quotes that the show has so far delivered.

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Funny Ted Lasso Estimate

1. "You two Knuckleheads have divided our changing rooms in two. And when it comes to changing rooms, I like them like my mother's swimsuits. I only want to see them in one piece, do you hear?" - Ted Lasso
2. "I always thought that tea was just going to have a taste for hot brown water. And you know what? I was right. Yeah, it's horrible. No, thank you." - Ted Lasso
3. "Ice is the best. It's a bit like seeing Billy Joel live live. Never disappointed. "- Ted Lasso
4. On The Diamond Dogs: "It's just a group of people who care, Roy. I don't do like people in a hip hop concert whose hands are not in the air." - Ted Lasso
5. "Very well, the guys, you have to remember, your body is like rice for a day. If it is not warmed properly, something real could happen." - Ted Lasso
6. "Another person says something that me and Beard does not understand, I will have one of my son's classic anger attacks. It is essentially just that he calls me a bunch of silly names, you know, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as I don't know, "silent head" or "poo-poo face" "pee fingers". "- Ted lasso
7. On Scones: "It's like a muffin, except that it sucks the whole spindle in your mouth." - Ted Lasso
8. "You know what the happiest animal is on earth? It is a goldfish. Do you know why? It has a 10 seconds. Be a golden fish." - Ted Lasso
9. "I never know how to react when an adult man beatbox in front of me." - Keeley Jones
10. "I have the impression that we fell from a lucky tree, that we hit all the branches going down, we ended up in a swimming pool full of silver and bitter patchs." - Ted Lasso
11. "Coach, I had the feeling that we are no longer in Kansas." - Ted Lasso
12. "Our goal is to go out as Willie Nelson , on a high. "- Ted Lasso
13. "You should make a Ted speech, because now you get a whole bunch of" Ted listen. "" - Ted Lasso
14. "If you had told me that I was drinking tea at 3 o'clock every day, about a year ago ... I would have hit you in my mouth." - Ted Lasso
15. "If the Internet has taught us something, it is that it is sometimes easier to speak our minds anonymously." - Ted Lasso
16. "I know that the change can be frightening. One minute, you play freeze tag there in recess with all your friends. Scanlon, leans on your desk to check and see how your project takes place, you feel everything Skid inside. " - Ted lasso
17. "I must say, guy, sometimes you remind me of my grandmother with the channel channel. You just press all the bad buttons." - Ted Lasso
18. "There are a lot of crazy things on Twitter. Heck, someone made an account for my mustache." - Ted Lasso
19. "I think I have literally a better understanding of who killed Kennedy than what is offside. Long break ) It was the crowd. "- Ted Lasso
20. "How many countries are there in this country?" - Ted Lasso
21. "In my mind, you must have three things to be a team of Premier League. One, you must play physical. Two, you have to give 100% until the final whistle, and three, you must be sponsored by a Middle East airline. " - Ted Lasso
22. "You tell me that I could break every bone from my body, someone could just drop me off in front of any old hospital, thrown into a cup to pay Jack Squat? I say to you: I love this country." - Ted Lasso

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Ted Lasso Quotes on sorrow

23. "I want you to be grateful that you are going through this sad moment with all these other people. Because I promise you, there is something worse there than being sad, and it is alone and being sad. "" - Ted Lasso
24. "I can diagnose myself in the blink of an eye. I thought that being invulnerable would protect me, so I pushed people for years, driving myself directly to my greatest fear: being alone. Big Whoop." - Rebecca Welton
25. "This is my cat's pass. She was a loyal company for 20 years. I will miss you, Cindy Clawford." - Leslie Higgins
26. "I think things come in our lives to help us move from a better place." - Ted Lasso
27. "It may not understand how you think or how you hope. But believe me, everything will work." - Ted Lasso
28. "Most of the time, change is a good thing and I think that's what it is; embracing change, being courageous, doing everything you have so that everyone in your life can go ahead with theirs. " - Ted Lasso
29. "Isn't the idea" never abandon "one of them that we are still talking about in sport? And shouldn't that be applied to people?" - Ted Lasso
30. "Has no one in this room alone. Let's be sad now. Let's be sad together. And then we can be a red fish God. - Ted Lasso

Motivation quotes from Ted Lasso

31. "You get down, it's like Woody Allen Play the clarinet. I don't want to hear it. Alright? "- Ted Lasso
32. "This woman is strong, confident and powerful. Boss, I tell you, I would hate seeing you and Michelle Obama Arm Wrestle, but I would not be able to leave my eyes either." - Ted Lasso
33. "The truth will free you ... But first, it will piss you off." - Dr. Sharon Fieldstone
34. "For me, success does not concern victories and losses. It is a question of helping these young guys to be the best versions of themselves on and off the field." - Ted Lasso
35. "The guys underestimated me all my life. And for years, I never understood why. It really bored me. But one day, I was driving my little boy to school, and I saw this quote by Walt Whitman , and he was painted on the wall there. He said, "Be curious, no judgment". I like this. "- Ted Lasso
36. "You know how they say that young people are wasted on young people? Well, I say only the wisdom of age is wasted." - Ted Lasso
37. "I lost my way for a minute, but I'm on the road." - Rebecca Welton
38. "I love a wardrobe. It smells of potential." - Ted Lasso
39. "I guess the best brand is to be yourself." - Leslie Higgins
40. "Coach, I am me. Why would I be something else?" - Jamie Tartt
41. "A good mentor hopes you are moving forward. A great mentor knows that you will do it." - Leslie Higgins
42. "Take a challenge, it's a bit like riding a horse, isn't it? If you are comfortable while you do it, you are probably mistaken." - Ted Lasso
43. "As the man said one day, the more you work, the more luck you are." - Ted Lasso
44. "So I heard this sentence that you all got here from which I am not too crazy." It’s the hope that kills you. "You all know that? I do not agree, you know. I think it's the lack of hope that comes and leads you. You see, I believe in hope. I believe in belief. " - Ted Lasso
45. "Doing the right thing is never the bad thing." - Ted Lasso
46. "A crystal palace seems very fragile to me." - Ted Lasso
47. "If God had wanted matches to end with equality, she would not have invented figures." - Ted Lasso
48. "There are two buttons that I never like to strike: it's panic and nap." - Ted Lasso
49. "The little girls are mysterious. And silly and powerful. I gave up trying to understand them years ago." - Ted Lasso
50. "Each drawback has its advantage." - Rebecca Welton

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Ted Lasso Love Quotes

51. "I believe in communism. Rom-communism, that is to say. If Tom Hanks And Meg Ryan can go through sincere difficulties and always end up, so we too. "- Ted Lasso
52. "It resembles me the most complicated form of someone in the life of life: a love triangle. Second place is of course the 'I have just participated in my mother-in-law transforming into a jersey Bath 'Dodecahedron. " - Ted Lasso
53. "I want you to know, I appreciate each of your opinions, even when you are wrong." - Ted Lasso
54. "I think if you care about someone and you have a little love in your heart, there is nothing that you can't go through together." - Ted Lasso
55. "All I want is when we win a match, to be able to kiss my guy in the same way as guys can kiss their daughters. And I know we cannot repair all the pain in us. But I Should not have pretended that this is not either. " - Colin Hughes
56. "Even Woody and Buzz got under the plastic of the other." - Ted Lasso
57. "Big party match, horrible relationship status." - Ted Lasso
58. "The opinions of coach Beard on romantic relationships are not too different from his opinions on steak cuisine. You know, you spend more than five minutes on one, she loses her flavor." - Ted Lasso
59. "If we see ourselves in our dreams, do a little trouble, pretending as if we did not know each other." - Ted Lasso
60. "If there is something I could do or something that I could say that would make you happy to be with me, I would. I would do it in a nanoseconde, but I have no control over any of CE. " - Ted lasso

Roy Kent's best quotes

61. "You deserve someone who will make you feel that you have been struck by lightning. Do not dare to settle for good."
62. "It's more than a game for me. That's all I’ve ever known. That's what I’m. That's all I’m."
63. "I want you to remember this feeling. Burn this moment in your brain."
64. "What are you going to be sad? Patrol Dogs die? ""
65. "Listen, most adults think that children must be constantly entertained ... The truth is that they just want to be part of our lives. Small idiots."
66. "Stupid barking means it's over, right?"
67. "Shut up. Shut up. You got me" Coach "."
68. "Are my eyebrows crazy?"
69. "It's not black. It's dark charcoal."
70. "Encourage, Keeley. It's a funeral."
71. "Hey, Siri. Play the 'Roy is sorry not to understand the Keeley playlist."

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