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TheDean Martin Celebrity Roast was created in 1974. It remained on the air for 10 long years and remains one of themost popular television shows all time. About 29 years later, the tradition was renewed with theCentral comedy roast, with over6.4 million viewers Settle for its original beginnings. If the networks have not made this obvious enough, let it be clear: everyone likes aroast. Although they can be useful during unhappy meetings with people you don't know, they are always better applied in conversations with people you do. After all, awelcome back gives you influence. It also lends itself to an amusing and friendly exchange. And, of course, roasts are a great way to put a pin in any conversation that you don't want to continue. If you need help to start, see the list below. We have collected fresh equipment to help you roast your good friends so bad.

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132 of the best roasts of all time

Continue to read for some of the best roasts that the Internet has to offer. Whether you need something short, something spirit or something downright wild, we have covered you.

Good feedback

1. Where is your off button?
2. I know you don't love me, and that implies that you need better taste.
3. I am not an astronomer, but I am almost sure that the earth revolves around the sun ... not you.
4. I would give you an unpleasant look, but it seems that you already have one.
5. Your birth certificate must be rewritten in the form of an apology letter
6. You haven't changed since the last time I saw you. You should really.
7. Your bad personality is the reason why I prefer animals to humans.
8. Do you hear this? It is the sound of me that does not care.
9. I may be fully vaccinated, but I still won't spend time with you.
10. You are so boring, you could make a cry of good meal.
11. Oh, sorry, has the middle of my sentence interrupted the beginning of yours?
12. You know, you are just not pretty enough to have such a ugly personality.
13. You might be why the middle finger was invented first.
14. You have a face that makes the onions cry.
15. Have a good day… elsewhere.
16. You realize that we tolerate you, right?
17. Are you born this stupid or have you taken lessons?
18. It's really fun to look at you try to understand everything that is said about you.
19. You are even more useless than "Uee" in the queue.
20. The real heroes of this world are those who must live with you.
21. Somewhere there, a tree produces oxygen for you. That's a shame.
22. Everyone is authorized to act stupid from time to time, but you really abuse privilege.
23. If you are going to be two sides, at least, make a pretty one.
24. I had years today when I realized that I did not love you.
25. I am not a Nerd; I'm just smarter than you.
26. If I had a dollar whenever you shut up, I would give it back as thanks.
27. I didn't want to offend you ... but I will take it as an additional advantage.
28. I don't want to rain on your parade. I want to invoke a typhoon.
29. You cannot imagine how much happiness you can bring ... when leaving the room.
30. I was called worse things by better men.
31. I didn't want to press your buttons, I just looked for a mute.
32. I forgot that the world is around you. My excuses! How silly it is.
33. I prefer to treat a rash for a baby than to have lunch with you.
34. I hit you, but I am against the abuse of animals.
35. I gave all my trophies some time ago, but here is a price of participation.
36. It's all about balance ... You start talking, I stop listening.

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Funny insults

37. You are the reason why this country must put instructions on shampoo bottles.
38. How many Licks' until I arrive at the interesting part of this conversation?
39. When you start talking, I stop listening.
40. I listen. I just need a minute to process so much stupid information at the same time.
41. You are like a software update. Every time I see you, I think immediately "not now".
42. Don't worry ... The first 40 years of childhood are always the most difficult.
43. It is impossible to underestimate you.
44. I like the way you paint your hair. It's impressive how you can hide the horns.
45. If I throw a stick, will you continue? I really want to get out of this conversation.
46. You are the reason why gene pools need rescuers.
47. I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it's really work.
48. The truth will release you. You are the worst. Ok, you are free to go.
49. Do you think your parents realize that they are living proof that two wrongs do not do good?
50. Give me a minute; I try to think of an insult simple enough for you to understand!
51. I know that our son got you his brain because, well, I still have mine.
52. I heard a smarter statement going out in a pet.
53. I look at you and I think ... two billion years of evolution for that?
54. I spoke to my therapist. She didn't believe me.
55. Do not be ashamed of who you are. It's a job for your parents.
56. When I listen to you, I think you will really go far. I hope you stay there.
57. When I see you coming, I am pre-anatored. I think it is intelligent to give me a step ahead.
58. The one who told you to be yourself gave you bad advice.
59. I think you just need a High Five ... Opposite ... with a chair.
60. We got married for a month. Unfortunately, we have been married for 10 years.
61. When I look at you, I think where you have been my whole life? And can you go back?
62. Light moves faster than sound. This explains why you seem intelligent ... until I hear you speak.
63. Your secrets are always safe with me. I don't even listen to when you share them.
64. When God did you, you must have been at the bottom of his list of "tasks".
65. Everyone brings happiness in a room. I bring happiness when I enter and you bring happiness when you go.
66. Darling, the only thing that bothers me is this thing between your ears.
67. Your face is fine, but you should really put a bag on this personality.
68. I would call you an idiot, but it would be an insult for stupid people.
69. Are you short of words, or have you exhausted yourwhole vocabulary?
70. Accidents are coming; The proof is seated there.
71. You bring everyone so much joy ... when you leave the room.
72. You are not just a queen of the drama. You are the whole royal family.
73. You are like a gray pinch on a rainbow cupcake.
74. No it's OK. You are certainly entitled to your incorrect opinion.
75. You are more disappointing than a non -salty Bretzel.
76. I can't wait to spend all my life without you.
77. Rolling your eyes will not help you find your brain.

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Wild roast

78. A flash stick has a better future than you. Also lasts longer.
79. If you need to find a higher ground, you can always try to climb your own ego.
80. You are the human version of cramps.
81. Have you ever triednot be an idiot?
82. You are like a cloud. When you disappear, it suddenly becomes a beautiful day.
83. You might be trying to eat makeup to improve this ugly personality.
84. If laughter is really the best medication, your face could well cure the deadliest diseases in the world.
85. You look like something that came out of a slow cooker.
86. I was thinking of you today. It reminded me to remove the trash.
87. You have so many gaps in your teeth, it seems that your tongue is in prison.
88. I was going to make a joke on your life, but I see life fighting in punch.
89. Oops, my bad. I could have sweared that I was facing an adult.
90. It would be a great day if you accidentally use a stick of glue instead of Chapstick.
91. It is parents' work to raise their children well. So, looking at you, it is obvious that they leave after a single day.
92. I think you can do anything. Look around you; There are a lot of stupid people there that you could aspire to be.
93. I bet I could remove 90% of your beautiful look with a damp towel.
94. You are like the human version of the athlete's foot - annually and difficult to eliminate.
95. It must be fun to wake up every morning knowing that you are much closer to realizing your dreams of complete and total mediocrity.
96. You are so false, Barbie could be jealous.
97. You were so happy to test negative for Covid ... We didn't have the heart to tell you that it was actually a Qi test.
98. Tell me something ... If I haven't answered you the first time, what makes you think that the next 25 attempts will work?
99. I am jealous of the people who have never met you.
100. Oh, are you talking to me? I thought you were only behind my back.
101. Most errors can be corrected. You are the exception to the rule.
102. It is hilarious to know how you try to adapt your entire vocabulary in a sentence.
103. I suggest that you make a little soul. You could find one.
104. I know I make a lot of stupid choices, but spend time with you was the worst.
105. We were going to roast you, but apparently burning waste is an environmental risk.
106. You hurt is the last thing I want to do ... but it's always on the list.
107. I am really sorry if my brutal honesty has embarrassed your exaggerated sense of self.
108. If I wanted to injure myself, I would just jump from your ego to your IQ.
109. Make yourself a favor and ignore anyone who tells you to be yourself. This is a bad idea in your case.
110. I don't hate you, but if you’re drowning, I’ll give you a high five.
111. Everyone has a goal in this life, and yours is to become an organ donor.
112. It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think that you are stupid than to open it and delete any doubt.
113. Did you know that your incubator had tinted windows? It was the only way to bring your parents to bring you home.
114. Remember that if someone tells you that you are beautiful ... they lie.
115. You can be whatever you want ... except beautiful.
116. You are the reason why God has created amnesia.
117. I would take a photo of you, but I don't want a virus on my phone.

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Good rhyme roast

118. Everyone knows you are stupid ... thought you could fall in love because you saw a false cupid.
119. I'm not trying to make fun of you, but you can't even count higher than the number two.
120. The roses are red, the violets are blue, so many people are pretty, but what happened to you?
121. It is not my fault, it is the opinion of everyone, I am rather cool and you are only a servant.
122. POOF is gone, your breath is too strong, I don't want to be mean, but you need listerine.
123. Don't feel bad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too!
124. If I were a dog and you were a flower, I lifted my leg and give you a shower.
125. The roses are red, the monsters are green, look in the mirror, you will see what I mean.
126. I am the kind of person laughing at errors, so sorry if I laugh at your face.