13 hilarious things that each parent is guilty of doing
Of course, you never want to be this parent. But these fun habits are hard not to pick up.
There are universal truths you only learnOnce you are a parent: No matter how much you pack, you will never have enough snacks in hand when you leave the house; movies that you have seen a million times can, in the drop of a hat,become "too scary"; And there has never been time when you can assume safely, you know the origin of a stain. And like the brothers in the arms bring from the war against the Tantrums, Nose Coulny, andmonsters under the bed, parents tend to fall into severely hilarious habits. Read it to discover some of the funny things of all parents, taking comfort in the fact that you are not the only one who calls their "mom" or "daddy" partner even when there is some of them things in sight.
1 Spelling of long words after your children can read and write
Just because your child has read and written from the pre-k does not mean that you are ready to stop coming out of the words before them. It could meanYou inadvertently teach them How to spell curse words or let them know where you hide the C-A-N-D-Y, but we get it; The old habits have hard life.
2 Use baby talk, even like your children age
The silly nicknames that your children offer for their award-winning possessions are so cute that it is almost a pity when they cease to use them. But even if your little ones go beyond their baby, you might have trouble doing the same thing.
Hey, we understand why you ask your 16-year-old if they want to "go night-night" - your baby will always be your baby.
3 Referring to your partner as "Mom" or "Dad"
Each parent dreads the day of their child decides to start calling them by his name. To extend the preceding period that unavoidable sorrow and sorrow strikes, many parents find themselves referring to their partner as "mom" or "daddy" -often even when children are none everywhere!
4 Ask everyone if they have to go to the bathroom constantly
When children are young, parents are too often too often trying to inaugurate their small in the bathroom before the car seat, carpet or sofa will become the de facto toilet. And after years of accidents and quasi-accidents, it is almost impossible for moms and dads to leave any place without checking and insisting on the fact that everyone "tries to leave anyway," if Children have been out of diapers for a decade.
5 Pick up your child to feel them
When your children are prerequisite, there are no way to cross important messages like: "Do not worry, it's just chocolate on my face." Instead of letting things randomly, each parent finally decides that give their child a fast sniff is safer than waiting, even if it doesmore than a bit raw to anyone watching.
6 Swing back as you are rocking a baby all the time
Muscular memory is a fun thing. You rock a baby to sleep for a year or two and suddenly, your body does not want to stop. Yes, you realize that you get the fun looks you get as you continue to do this slow shuffle, side by side on the bus, but at least you get your steps.
7 Covering the eyes of your children by watching TV shows and movies
You can not protect your children from everything. However, youcan Spend the first 18 years of their life (or more) Blinding their eyes every time a monster arrives on the screen during a movie, someone starts from television, orPost-Malone presents a rewards issue.
8 Turn off a sad movie before it's over
Children will learn that the world can unfortunately be a sad place possibly - so why rush things? Yes, it can mean that they cross life never knowing that there are Nazis inThe sound of music or thinkOld-fashioned ends after the dog saves the family of a wolf, but there are worse things - and that's exactly your point.
9 Tell your child to grab a sweater, even when it's hot
Even people who sweat into their clothes in winter begin to emphasize that everyone packs a sweater "just in case" once they have children. So, if it's August? So if you already have a sweater? You never know when the next age of ice could hit!Just put it in your bag!
10 "Test" their food for them
Let's admit it:After having childrenYou will very well spend the rest of their life eating food for them. When they are babies, you have to show them that the chicken and puree squash you have purchased is not actually as disgusting, it is that it sounds, look and feel. And once they are older, you have to make sure that the Mac and cheese, chicken fingers and ice youtotally I did not want to order for yourself will be suitable for eating before digging. You just make your due diligence.
11 Cut everything into small pieces of tiny waist
Of course, your 18-year-old child has had molars and canines for a better part of their lives, but there is still a part of you who worried who would serve them all a grape might mean that you mustSprouve your CPR skills. There is a reason why Johnny is never stifled on his steak - the pieces are never larger than a penny!
12 Play "The Silent Game"
Even typically silent kids are days from time to time so you want to have your audience check after being checked. To avoid this painful event, each parent plays a "tranquil game" with their children both, tell them that the only way to win is to stay completely silent as long as possible. There may not be a tangible price at the end ofthemBut these few minutes where no one shouts for a snack "Shark of baby" is really invaluable from your point of view.
13 Tell your children that you are allergic to pets
Even if it is not technically true, parents since the immemorial times have told their children, they have an allergy to pets to avoid taking the response to get a family dog. "But what about the puppy dad is always cuddling when you visit Aunt Jill?" Your son asks. Well, it's averySpecial puppy, of course!
