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Life is filled with clumsy moments, where we do not know quite what to say and silence seems to do everything worse. There is no elegant way to eliminate us from these situations of acidity and sometimes we want that there is only one ridiculous and punny joke to break the tension. It would not make things less clumsy, but at least we would be briefly distracted by laughter. Even "I can not believe that he just said that" laughter is better than the silence of nerve radiation more overinxious.

Well, you're lucky. We collected 20 the most hilarious jokes that constitute a perfect distraction for each type of clumsy scenario. They might not save you, but they will certainly do not worse. And for more big jokes, check these50 amazing jokes that you can send an SMS to friends.

"When I told the doctor of my loss of memory ... He made me pay in advance!"

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"I entered a bungalow recently ... I was going to move into a house, but it's another floor!"

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"Before coming here tonight, I was talking to my wife with my wife and she said to me," Do not try to be too charming, too spiritual or too intellectual ... Be yourself. "

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"I like birthdays, but I think too much can kill you."

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"I'm addicted to the brake fluid, but I can stop when I want."

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"People in Saudi Arabia does not really like theFlintStones ...But the people of Abu Dhabi do! "

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"Statistically, six in seven dwarves are not happy."

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"I started climbing at the doors of people and preaching about my new gym ... It's called Jehovah's fitness!"

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"I saw a man yesterday who was so bald that I could see what he thought."

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"I can not eat breakfast without a few slices of wheat on the side because I'm missed with intolerant toast."

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"Do not you think it's incredible that 200 of us are all gathered tonight and we all chose the same meal?"

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"Q: How many ears have spock?

At three. The left ear, the right ear and the last front ear! "

"I spilled a vodka on my carpet once, and I sucked it and the empty was drunk. I had to take the hoover to detox." (Credit: Mitch Hedberg)

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"No smartphones for my children. They need to suffer from years of contact with fugitive and clumsy eyes with strangers as I did." (Credit:Sarah Thyre)

"How do you transform a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the microwave until the invoice is an invoice."

"I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive and tergiver all at once."

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"Is an apple a day, keeps the doctor away? Only if you want quite well!"

"Why do they call him hypertext? Too much Java!"

"A dog has an owner. A cat has a staff."

"I will not pay taxes. When they say I'm going to prison, I will say" no "prisons cost a lot of money. You keep what it would have cost to incarcerate, and we will call it even. '"(Credit: Jimmy Kimmel)

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