20 fun jokes to ban clumsy moments
Here's what to say when you do not know what to say.
Life is filled with clumsy moments, where we do not know quite what to say and silence seems to do everything worse. There is no elegant way to eliminate us from these situations of acidity and sometimes we want that there is only one ridiculous and punny joke to break the tension. It would not make things less clumsy, but at least we would be briefly distracted by laughter. Even "I can not believe that he just said that" laughter is better than the silence of nerve radiation more overinxious.
Well, you're lucky. We collected 20 the most hilarious jokes that constitute a perfect distraction for each type of clumsy scenario. They might not save you, but they will certainly do not worse. And for more big jokes, check these50 amazing jokes that you can send an SMS to friends.
1 If you just forgot the name of someone or called someone by the wrong name ...
"When I told the doctor of my loss of memory ... He made me pay in advance!"
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2 If you are on a first date and that's not good ...
"I entered a bungalow recently ... I was going to move into a house, but it's another floor!"
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3 If you give a speech to a crowd full of foreigners ...
"Before coming here tonight, I was talking to my wife with my wife and she said to me," Do not try to be too charming, too spiritual or too intellectual ... Be yourself. "
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4 If you have forgotten the birthday of someone important ...
"I like birthdays, but I think too much can kill you."
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5 If the car mechanic explains what's wrong with your car and you have no idea what it means ...
"I'm addicted to the brake fluid, but I can stop when I want."
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6 If someone with whom you disagree politically directed to discuss conflicts in the Middle East ...
"People in Saudi Arabia does not really like theFlintStones ...But the people of Abu Dhabi do! "
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7 If you are the only adult in a room filled with children ...
"Statistically, six in seven dwarves are not happy."
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8 If you dressed in the gym and the guy at the next locker continues to talk to you ...
"I started climbing at the doors of people and preaching about my new gym ... It's called Jehovah's fitness!"
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9 If you get a haircut and you run out of conversation topics for the hairdresser ...
"I saw a man yesterday who was so bald that I could see what he thought."
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10 If you have breakfast with the parents of your girlfriend and is still asleep ...
"I can not eat breakfast without a few slices of wheat on the side because I'm missed with intolerant toast."
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11 If you make a wedding toast for a couple, you barely know ...
"Do not you think it's incredible that 200 of us are all gathered tonight and we all chose the same meal?"
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12 If you are the oldest (and most used) person during a comic convention ...
"Q: How many ears have spock?
At three. The left ear, the right ear and the last front ear! "
13 If you are dinner, you spilled your drink on the carpet of the host ...
"I spilled a vodka on my carpet once, and I sucked it and the empty was drunk. I had to take the hoover to detox." (Credit: Mitch Hedberg)
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14 If you talk to parents, you do not know a game game ...
"No smartphones for my children. They need to suffer from years of contact with fugitive and clumsy eyes with strangers as I did." (Credit:Sarah Thyre)
15 If your best friend wants your honest opinion about his singing capabilities ...
"How do you transform a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the microwave until the invoice is an invoice."
16 If you are in a job interview that you are pretty sure you are in conversation ...
"I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive and tergiver all at once."
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17 If you are at the rendezvous at a doctor in which you may not be quite honest in your health history ....
"Is an apple a day, keeps the doctor away? Only if you want quite well!"
18 If you talk to your company's computer guy ...
"Why do they call him hypertext? Too much Java!"
19 If you talk to a cat owner who thinks their pet is "family ..."
"A dog has an owner. A cat has a staff."
20 If you are informed by your tax accountant that you will probably be audited ...
"I will not pay taxes. When they say I'm going to prison, I will say" no "prisons cost a lot of money. You keep what it would have cost to incarcerate, and we will call it even. '"(Credit: Jimmy Kimmel)
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