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Celebrities might not live like the rest of us, but their relationships always have the same problems. They experience love and sorrow and the challenges of making the relationship in the same way as anyone.

These celebrities have quite hilarious tips on how to keep living romance, separate bathrooms to crawl around the undetected house. The board might not be practical, but it's always funny. And if you are looking for something a little more about the useful side, check50 relationship quotes to renit your love.

"When you're married, you want to kill your spouse. When you're single, you want to kill you. If you have not considered murder, you have not been in love." - Chris Rock

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"Men should be like Kleenex: sweet, strong, disposable." - Dear

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"In 10 years, when dopamine hurried out, remember: life is a crazy walk. It's a privilege to browse it with a partner." - Kristen Bell

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"Obviously, if I were serious about having a relationship with a long-term person, the last people I would introduce, would be my family." - Handler Chelsea

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"Take a lot. I do not know if this is useful for couples, but for us, I think it's great." - Gabrielle Union

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"I do not focus on exes. I do not remember them or have no memory. I did not know anything before my wife arrived." - Steve Harvey

"Before you marry a person, you must first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are." - VA FERRELL

"Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can simulate that, you are." - Richard Jeni

"Every time I saddle a guy, I think," Is it the man I want my kids to spend their weekends? "- Rita Rudner

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"For the wedding to be a success, every woman and every man should have their own bathroom!" - Catherine Zeta-Jones

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"Listen to the woman, the man. She is always right. Even when you do not always think that's the case, making it feel like that. Trust me." - Adam Levine

"I live in a house full of women, then [the secret is] just to be as calm as possible." - Tim McGraw

"If you text," I love you, and that the person writes an emoji, no matter what Emoji is, they do not like you. "- Chelsea Peretti

"The wedding is like a game of chess, with the exception of the board in the water flows, the pieces are smoked and no movement you earn will have an effect on the result." - Jerry Seinfeld

"As long as you know that most men are like children, you know everything." - Coco Chanel

"The husbands are like fires. They come out when they are unattended." - Zsa Zsa Gabor

"Employees make the best dates; you do not have to look for them and they are still tax deductible." - Andy Warhol

"Never filter with a stranger." - Joan Rivers

"We had to break, though. We wanted different things: as if he wanted children and I wanted he hears." - Amy Schumer

"It's probably not love if you do not press your face on the toilet seat after they used it to feel their heat." - Rob Delaney

"Save a boyfriend for a rainy day ... and another, in case it's not raining." - Mae West

"Do not be divorced." - Jamie Lee Curtis

"The ideal husband includes every word that his wife does not say." - Alfred Hitchcock

"A man who properly guess the age of a woman can be smart, but it's not very bright." - Lucille Ball

"Do not treat your heart like an action figure wrapped in the plastic and never used. And do not try to give me this nerd argument that your heart is a" batman "with a limited edition of money and so if It remains its original packaging, it increases with value. "- Amy Pohler

"Only time can cure your broken heart, as the only time can heal your arms and its broken legs." - Mademoiselle Piggy

"Spend a few minutes a day to listen to your spouse. It does not matter the stupid of his problems." - Megan MullyLly

"Being a good husband is like being a standing comic book. You need ten years before we can call you a beginner." - Jerry Seinfeld

"I do not think it's exclusive to the entertainment couples. I would not even think of us like a couple of entertainment, but I do not know. Probably kissing." - Julia Robert

"What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but does not understand mathematics." - Mike Birbiglia

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